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rajeshrathee
June 10th, 2005, 11:21 PM
EK BAR EK MULZIM THA, MUKADME KE DORAN JUDGE BOLA KI TUJHE SAJA DOONGA. MULZIM IRRITATE HOKAR BOLA " KI MAIN DEKHTA HUN KON SAALA MUJHE SAJA DETA HAI".

JUDGE BOLA MUKADME KI SAJA TO CHOD AGLI TARIQ PAR CONTEMPT OF COURT KI PAKKI.

USKE VAKIL NE BHI USKO KAHA KI TERI SAZA PAKI KYUNKI ISME TO JUDGE KHUDH GAWAH HAI.

KISI NE BATAYA KI BHAI EK JAAT VAKIL HAI OR WAHI TUJHE BACHA SAKTA HAI TO BHAI USNE JAAKAR APNE JAAT BHAI KE PANW PAKAR LIYE OR APNA BHAI TAYAR HO GAYA.

AGLI SUNWAI PAR ," the judge ASKED WITH A SMILE VAKIL SAHAB KAISE BACHAONGE ISME TO MAINE KHUD APNE KANO SE SUNA HAI KI ISNE COURT KO GALI DI HAIN.

"My lord misunderstood the poor illitrate fellow," replied the lawyer coolly, " he do not call you saala, all he said was kaun sa law mujhe saja deta hai...

dchhill
June 10th, 2005, 11:59 PM
Intelligent humour

keep going :)
Divya

gaganjat
June 11th, 2005, 11:04 AM
Smart joke!

p_singhdelhi
June 11th, 2005, 01:15 PM
Ratheeji jat vakil hoga to asai hi hoga . Khawat bhi to hai ki "anpad jat padalikha brabar aur padalikha jat khuda brabar" aur yhan to jat ne LL.B kar rakhi thi.LOL :D :D :) :)

ajayverma1973
June 11th, 2005, 03:38 PM
Very good ratheeji,

Maza aa gaya.

rajeshrathee
June 17th, 2005, 01:56 PM
thanx 2 u all

sanjay
June 17th, 2005, 02:53 PM
Intelligent... :cool:

arientinu
June 17th, 2005, 09:36 PM
Very Clever ,indeed !!

manisha
June 20th, 2005, 07:35 PM
kool
these r gud ol' jokes of haryana.....
n really funky
keep posting such jokes

jitender_singh
June 20th, 2005, 08:38 PM
good one..

Cheers
Jitender

vichitra
June 27th, 2005, 02:36 AM
Smart Jat!!!

hamendra
June 27th, 2005, 05:10 PM
Rathee Jee,

Khat khadee kar dee aap ne to..............