ashokkhatri
June 11th, 2005, 12:09 PM
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Machchar ne mujhe kaata...
...... Machchar ko junoon tha...
khujli fir aisi machi..
...... ki dil besukoon tha ...
Humne use pakda
...... fir jaane diya gaalib....
kambakht ki ragoon mein
..... apna hi khoon tha.. !!!!
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Ke Bar Do Tej Se Budhe Bus Main Baith Liye,
To Bhi Conductor Aaya Ek Ke Dhore Ar Bola "Haan Tau Ticket", Budha Paisey Bachan Ke Chakkar Mey tha Bola "O Merar conductor Chode n Nu Soch Liye Gaam Ke Chhori Pheyt Gi Thi. Conductor Bhi Sarif Sa Tha Maan Ga Bichara. Conductor Ne Socha Le Dusrey Tau Ne Toke Ley, Dusrey Ne Bola "Tau Ticket" Doosra Tau Pehley Ka Bhi Ustad Likda Bola "O Merar Conductor Chode N Nu Soch Liye Chori Gelan Bateu Bhi Tha"
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ek bae Natthu rail main poori seat pai ekla baitha tha.
ek mara sa aadmi aaya ar bolya-- bhai thoda sa sarakiye, main bhi baith jaaoon.
Natthu bolya - tannay bera nahin main kun soon?
us aadmi nae sochya jaroor koi badi hasti hae,wo dar gya ar jaa kae doosri jaghan baith gya.
thodi waar main Surja Pahelwan aaya ar Natthu tai bolya -- lya mannay bhi jaghan de.
Natthu pher bolya--- tannay bera nahin main kun soon???
Surje nai Natthu ka gala pakar kai wo uppar tha liya ar bolya - eb bata tu kun sai???
Natthu mari si aawaj main bolya --- Bhai , main Bimaar soon !!!!!!!!!
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Ek Baar Ek Foji Chhutee AA Raha Tha To Gaon Ka Ek Aadmi Boojhan Laga Haan Foji Saahab Kit Jao Ho. Foji Kuch Hindi Or Kuch Aapni Desi Bhasa Mix Kar Ke Bola "Kahin Nahin Bus Yahin Kheton Tak Baal (Hawa) Khaney Ja Raha Hoon." Poochney Wala Bhey Ustad Tha Bola.
"Bhai Foji Baal Khaan Itni Duur Kyon Ja Hai Maharey Katdey ke Badey Badey Ho Rahe Hain Uskey Khaley"
Haahaaaaaaa.
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ek bai do-chaar chorriyan ek bus main jaan thi.unke saath aali seat pe do buddhe baithya the.wah chorriyan ghana sor machawen thin.ek budhe ne socha poochon to zara ak keet ki sain!budhe ne poocha -re beti tam keet jao so?chorriyaan ne jawaab diya-tau hum LOG rohtak jawaan haan.
phir chorriyan ne bhi boojh liya-tau tu keet ja sai?tau ne jaawaab diya-hum LUGAI jind jaa sain.ha ha ha
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Ek bey ek boodhaa bust stand pe khadya haaale tha(Parkinson's disease), ek choraa bolyaa ' Re, yo kiskaa boodhaa hai'
ek aadmi bolyaa 'mhaaraa hai' to woh bolya ' Yo start kar ke kyon chchod rakhyaa hai'
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ek be ek tau gaam te rohtak pahunchaa, usne bus adde(bus stand) te ek rikshaa kar li ' ak manne model town le chaal' woh rikshaa aalaa Rohtak mein nayaa thaa.. to usne sochaa ak agar manne tau ti bata di ke manne model town kit hai nahin beraa to paise chaale jaange, to usne kahyaa ' baith tau main tanne model town pahunchaa doonga' tau baith gayaa bhai.. june kaa mahinaa and rastaa bataniyee bhi endee unne usti galat rastaa bataa bataa ke khoob handayaa, akhir 3 ghante mein ve model town pahunch to gaye.. tau bhi dhoop mein laal ho gyaa... ib tau ne rikshaa te uttar ke poochchaa ' bataa bhai ke doon' rikshe aalaa bhi sharmaa gayaa ak tenne kari to tau gelyaa buri.. to woh bolyaa ' tau teraa jo jee kare woh de de' tau pher bolyaa' naa pher bhi bataa de ke deyoon' rikshaa aalaa pher wohi bolya 'tau teraa jo jee kare woh de de', do teen bai yo hoya, pher rikshaa alaa bolya 'tau teraa jo jee kare woh de de' tau ke chcho to uthth e rayaa tha, tau bolya ' jee to isa kare hai ke teri nasan(nose) mein yo dogaa de doon'..
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Bhaio Ek Baar Ek Foji Bhai ke Rajasthan ke border per duty laag rahi they or bhaio Sardian (Winter) ke din aagey to Foji ne Socha ke Parivar tain meley ghaney din hoge kyon na apni 'Family' n Haade ey Bulaloon. Usne Bhai Gharan Chithi Likhi
"Ke Babu Sardi Suru Hogey Hain or Merey 'Family' ne Bhej do".
Eb Bhai Boodha sooch me pad ga ke ya 'Family' Ke Ho Hai, Pher us ne Andaja Lagaya Ke Chorey ne Sardian mey 'Family' Mangai hai to Family ka matlab Rajaai ho hai to bhai budhey ne bhey chitti girwa di
"Ke Bhai Beta Dekh Terey 'Family' to Balkaan ne pichley jaadan me hey paad di thi ar tane bera e hai main to soon a bina 'Family' ka per beta kawe to pados ke bheem ke 'Family' Bhej doon, wa nai bhi se.
Hahaaaaaaaaa
Machchar ne mujhe kaata...
...... Machchar ko junoon tha...
khujli fir aisi machi..
...... ki dil besukoon tha ...
Humne use pakda
...... fir jaane diya gaalib....
kambakht ki ragoon mein
..... apna hi khoon tha.. !!!!
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Ke Bar Do Tej Se Budhe Bus Main Baith Liye,
To Bhi Conductor Aaya Ek Ke Dhore Ar Bola "Haan Tau Ticket", Budha Paisey Bachan Ke Chakkar Mey tha Bola "O Merar conductor Chode n Nu Soch Liye Gaam Ke Chhori Pheyt Gi Thi. Conductor Bhi Sarif Sa Tha Maan Ga Bichara. Conductor Ne Socha Le Dusrey Tau Ne Toke Ley, Dusrey Ne Bola "Tau Ticket" Doosra Tau Pehley Ka Bhi Ustad Likda Bola "O Merar Conductor Chode N Nu Soch Liye Chori Gelan Bateu Bhi Tha"
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ek bae Natthu rail main poori seat pai ekla baitha tha.
ek mara sa aadmi aaya ar bolya-- bhai thoda sa sarakiye, main bhi baith jaaoon.
Natthu bolya - tannay bera nahin main kun soon?
us aadmi nae sochya jaroor koi badi hasti hae,wo dar gya ar jaa kae doosri jaghan baith gya.
thodi waar main Surja Pahelwan aaya ar Natthu tai bolya -- lya mannay bhi jaghan de.
Natthu pher bolya--- tannay bera nahin main kun soon???
Surje nai Natthu ka gala pakar kai wo uppar tha liya ar bolya - eb bata tu kun sai???
Natthu mari si aawaj main bolya --- Bhai , main Bimaar soon !!!!!!!!!
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Ek Baar Ek Foji Chhutee AA Raha Tha To Gaon Ka Ek Aadmi Boojhan Laga Haan Foji Saahab Kit Jao Ho. Foji Kuch Hindi Or Kuch Aapni Desi Bhasa Mix Kar Ke Bola "Kahin Nahin Bus Yahin Kheton Tak Baal (Hawa) Khaney Ja Raha Hoon." Poochney Wala Bhey Ustad Tha Bola.
"Bhai Foji Baal Khaan Itni Duur Kyon Ja Hai Maharey Katdey ke Badey Badey Ho Rahe Hain Uskey Khaley"
Haahaaaaaaa.
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ek bai do-chaar chorriyan ek bus main jaan thi.unke saath aali seat pe do buddhe baithya the.wah chorriyan ghana sor machawen thin.ek budhe ne socha poochon to zara ak keet ki sain!budhe ne poocha -re beti tam keet jao so?chorriyaan ne jawaab diya-tau hum LOG rohtak jawaan haan.
phir chorriyan ne bhi boojh liya-tau tu keet ja sai?tau ne jaawaab diya-hum LUGAI jind jaa sain.ha ha ha
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Ek bey ek boodhaa bust stand pe khadya haaale tha(Parkinson's disease), ek choraa bolyaa ' Re, yo kiskaa boodhaa hai'
ek aadmi bolyaa 'mhaaraa hai' to woh bolya ' Yo start kar ke kyon chchod rakhyaa hai'
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ek be ek tau gaam te rohtak pahunchaa, usne bus adde(bus stand) te ek rikshaa kar li ' ak manne model town le chaal' woh rikshaa aalaa Rohtak mein nayaa thaa.. to usne sochaa ak agar manne tau ti bata di ke manne model town kit hai nahin beraa to paise chaale jaange, to usne kahyaa ' baith tau main tanne model town pahunchaa doonga' tau baith gayaa bhai.. june kaa mahinaa and rastaa bataniyee bhi endee unne usti galat rastaa bataa bataa ke khoob handayaa, akhir 3 ghante mein ve model town pahunch to gaye.. tau bhi dhoop mein laal ho gyaa... ib tau ne rikshaa te uttar ke poochchaa ' bataa bhai ke doon' rikshe aalaa bhi sharmaa gayaa ak tenne kari to tau gelyaa buri.. to woh bolyaa ' tau teraa jo jee kare woh de de' tau pher bolyaa' naa pher bhi bataa de ke deyoon' rikshaa aalaa pher wohi bolya 'tau teraa jo jee kare woh de de', do teen bai yo hoya, pher rikshaa alaa bolya 'tau teraa jo jee kare woh de de' tau ke chcho to uthth e rayaa tha, tau bolya ' jee to isa kare hai ke teri nasan(nose) mein yo dogaa de doon'..
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Bhaio Ek Baar Ek Foji Bhai ke Rajasthan ke border per duty laag rahi they or bhaio Sardian (Winter) ke din aagey to Foji ne Socha ke Parivar tain meley ghaney din hoge kyon na apni 'Family' n Haade ey Bulaloon. Usne Bhai Gharan Chithi Likhi
"Ke Babu Sardi Suru Hogey Hain or Merey 'Family' ne Bhej do".
Eb Bhai Boodha sooch me pad ga ke ya 'Family' Ke Ho Hai, Pher us ne Andaja Lagaya Ke Chorey ne Sardian mey 'Family' Mangai hai to Family ka matlab Rajaai ho hai to bhai budhey ne bhey chitti girwa di
"Ke Bhai Beta Dekh Terey 'Family' to Balkaan ne pichley jaadan me hey paad di thi ar tane bera e hai main to soon a bina 'Family' ka per beta kawe to pados ke bheem ke 'Family' Bhej doon, wa nai bhi se.
Hahaaaaaaaaa