ashokkhatri
June 11th, 2005, 12:11 PM
Ek Baar Ek Chorey Na Dekhaniya Aagey ar Bujhan Laagey Ke Chora Kara Ke Hai. Chorey Aaley Kehan Laagey.
"Chora Lakdi Ka Karobar Kare Hai"
Wo Bujhan Lagey
"Ke Koye Lakdi Key Taksaal Hai"
"Naa"
"Or Koye Furniture Ke Dukan Hai"
"Naa"
"Or Ke Ketey Budae (Carpanter) ka kaam Kare Hai"
"Naa"
"Or Chora Lakdi Ka Ke Karo Baar Kare Hai"
"Station Pe Datun Beche Hai"
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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ek bai ek taau ki gharan ek mehmaan aa gaya. Taau ke dhore khaat ek e thi. Tau bolya bhai tu aa to gaya sovega kade?? Woh bolya taau main to teri galyan e aadhi khaat pai so jaanga. taau bolya na bhai main dukhi ho jaaonga. Woh chora bolya acha taau main to aadhi tain bhi aadhi pe so jaaonga. Taau bolya na bhai nu te kaam na chaale. Woh bolya acha taau main tai baahi baahi (khaat ka border made up of wood called baahi) pe so jaaonga.
Taau bolya acha baahi baahi pe so jyaga tai tu nu kar ja woh kun main mera donga dhara hai na uspe so ja.
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Ek bai TAI ki JAAD mai dard tha, wa Dentist kai phunchi.. Dentist bolya Paadni padegi..tai boli thik sai…to usnai seat pai TAI bithai ar biolya TAI Muh khol… TAI nai muh khol diya …dentist fer bolya aur khol.. TAI nai aur khol diya..wo fer bolya auurrr khoolll TAI nai hanga la kai auuurrr muh khol liya…dentist fer bolya ak aaaaauuurrr khhhhol… TAI tai rhya na gya ..nyu boli..RE DHEDH… TU JAAD.. MUH MAI BAITH KAI PADAIGA KE?
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Ek baar ki baat hai , ek gaon mai ek husband wife rehtay thay , vo thay bade kanjoos, kisi mehmaan ko pasand nahi kartay thay, ek din unhonay kheer banai ,usmai chini nahi milai thi ki ek mehman a gaya , unhonay socha ki isay bhi khilani padegi to aurat nay bahana banaya ki mujay to khet mai jana hai aur tokari aur darati le kar ghar say nikal gai , aur jate jate kheer charpai kay neechay sarka kar chadar neechay kheech gai, uska husband bola ki mujay bhi jana hai kaam say aur vo bhi chala gaya , socha tha kuch der bore ho kar ye chala jaiga, par vo aadmi bada kasoot tha , usnay unkay jate hi ghar tatola aur kheer mil gayi , par vo feeki thi to usnay aur tatola to usay ek gur ki bheli mil gai , usnay gur kay sath sari kheer kha li aur usi charpai kay neechay so gaya .
sham ko vo dono vapas aaye to unhonay socha ki mehmaan chala gaya, aadmi bola ki ,
mai akalmand bada hoshiyaar bada hu kadkay ka kaam ka bana bahana nikla mai tadkay ka ,
aurat boli, mai akalmand hoshiyaar badi hu kadkay ki , tokri darati le kay nikli mai tadkay ki,
charpai kay neechay so raha mehmaan ye sun kar jaag gaya aur bola ,
mai akalmand hoshiyar bada hu kadkay ka, thari gur tai ragad di kheer pada su tadkay ka .
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Ek b ek janet jiman lag rahi thi sab ki patal(plate) main ladoo dharre the.
par ek tau bachh gaya.
woh sab ke muh ki taraf dekhta raha....ghanni var holi.........
jib tau nahi ruk saka ......to chhat (roof) ki taraf muh kar k bolya.
Ram kare ya chhat pad jya....................... arr sare mar ja.
Ek bolya tau tun kyukar bachhaga...........
..."tau bolya........ eb bhi to bachh raha hun".
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Ek baar ek tau U.K. gayaa, woh wahan bus ki queue mein khada tha.. uske aage saari ladies khadi thi.. to jaise hi bus aayi saari ki saari chad gayi, jaise hi tau ki baari aayi, toh bus bhar gayi thi.. to conductor bolyaa "No More.. No More", Tau ne aaya gussa bolyaa " Haan jad tanhi morni chadein thi to theek, jib more ki baari aayi to kah se No Mor No Mor".
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ek be raat ney ek ladke key pachhe police(havaldar) lag rahi thi,wo baghta-baghta tau dorey khet mey pahuch gaya aur bolya ki maine kitey lokuaha ley. tau ney usko apney bangan key khet mey bida tiya.Havaldar bhi khet mey danda maar maar kar ladkey ko doodentey hu tau se bola , yo kay se:tau bola baangan. havaldar ney ladkey key danda martey huye bola itne bade bangan, tau bola biij khater chod rakhey se
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Ek b ek janet jiman laag rahi thi.
thoda-thoda andhera tha.
jimawaniya jaldi-jaldi lagy raha tha.
ladoo..............jalebi.................puri.... ..........saag................
saag ka naam aya to ek ganje tau ka ruka ayya.
bhai thoda sa saag ghal de....
saag aala gaya, andhera tha hi, usne chamach
bhar k tau ke sar pe ghal diya
tau chillaya....... fukkk diya k kar rahya..... ssss.
jimawaniya bolya jib plate n itni unche kyon utha raha tha.
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Navdampati (Newly Married Couple) sey Photographer ne Kaha -- "Muskurayeye"--
Taakey Aaplogon ko Yaad Rahe Ke Aap Kabhi Muskuratey Bhey Thhey!
Hahaha
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Patni Boli Pati sey : Tum Merey Chanda Ho.
Tabhi Bahar Sey Aawaj Aaye : Goshala key leye Chanda Do.
hahahahaa
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Laddoo or Vidhayako (MLA/MP) Mey Samantaye :-
Dono Hey Tode Ja Saktey Hain, Jab jitney Chahen.
Hahaha
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Nai Naveley Dulhan Sey Sakhion Ne Pucha
Ghar-Bar Kaisa Hai
Wo Boli :- "Keval Ghar-Ghar Hai, Bar Nahi, Kayonkey Unhe Pena Pelana Pasand Nahi."
Hahaha
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"Laloo ne chaara khaya hai." Iska Future Tense Banao, Teacher ne Bachchon se Kaha.
Ek Baccha Bola "Laloo ab dhood de raha hai,"
Hahahaaaaaaa
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Ak bai ak Taau rail mai safar karai tha.By chance us din TT rail mai chadh gya oooor.
Taau ke paas aakai bolya.
TT :- Taau tiket dikha.
Taau ne tiket dikha di......TT bolya Taau ya tiket to puraani hai.........
Taau bolya :- bhai Rail kunsa nayi hai.
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Ek gam me kumhar mar gya. Kumhari jor 2 se ro rahi thee. Gao ke sabhi log usko shant karne lage. Sarpacnch ne kha abhi heemat se kam lo, hum sab he na hap ke sath.
Kumari boli me yon ro rahi hu ke kumhar radio bajaya karta tha, eb kon bajayga. Sarpach bola ye koi badi bat na he, me rakh lu ga radio apne pas aur gaon ke sabhi log sun liya karege.
Kumhari phir rone lagi. Sanpanch ne phir puchay kya bat se, kumhari bole, kumhar is ghodi per bheta karta. Sarpanch pola me khodi apne pas rakh lunga, gaon ke log bhete ge.
Kumhar phir rone lagi, sapanch bola ari eb kya ne khai. Kumarhi bori me yu rohu su, kumhar 10000 rupe laya tha baniye se wo kon dega.
Sarpanch ne socha eb mara gya.
Gao walo ki tharf mu kar ke bola kuo bai sari bato ki me hi ha karuga ke aur bhi to ha karo.
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Ek Baar ek Gaam ma Ek Saraabi Paani key badi Tanki pa chad ga, nu a jukar Sholey ma Dharmender chada tha, ar laaga chillan
"Hat jaao ma - ma - Su-Su-Sucide Karoonga"
Ek Bechara jisna sucide ka matlab na bera tha laaga dusrey dhore bujhan jo thoda padha likha laga tha
"Bhai yo ke kaha sa" bera usna bhey na tha Pher bhey Bola
"Ara Kuch Na Yo nu ka hai SuSu Side ma jaa ka Karoonga Sab Hat Jaao"
hahaha.............
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"Chora Lakdi Ka Karobar Kare Hai"
Wo Bujhan Lagey
"Ke Koye Lakdi Key Taksaal Hai"
"Naa"
"Or Koye Furniture Ke Dukan Hai"
"Naa"
"Or Ke Ketey Budae (Carpanter) ka kaam Kare Hai"
"Naa"
"Or Chora Lakdi Ka Ke Karo Baar Kare Hai"
"Station Pe Datun Beche Hai"
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
****************************
ek bai ek taau ki gharan ek mehmaan aa gaya. Taau ke dhore khaat ek e thi. Tau bolya bhai tu aa to gaya sovega kade?? Woh bolya taau main to teri galyan e aadhi khaat pai so jaanga. taau bolya na bhai main dukhi ho jaaonga. Woh chora bolya acha taau main to aadhi tain bhi aadhi pe so jaaonga. Taau bolya na bhai nu te kaam na chaale. Woh bolya acha taau main tai baahi baahi (khaat ka border made up of wood called baahi) pe so jaaonga.
Taau bolya acha baahi baahi pe so jyaga tai tu nu kar ja woh kun main mera donga dhara hai na uspe so ja.
****************************
Ek bai TAI ki JAAD mai dard tha, wa Dentist kai phunchi.. Dentist bolya Paadni padegi..tai boli thik sai…to usnai seat pai TAI bithai ar biolya TAI Muh khol… TAI nai muh khol diya …dentist fer bolya aur khol.. TAI nai aur khol diya..wo fer bolya auurrr khoolll TAI nai hanga la kai auuurrr muh khol liya…dentist fer bolya ak aaaaauuurrr khhhhol… TAI tai rhya na gya ..nyu boli..RE DHEDH… TU JAAD.. MUH MAI BAITH KAI PADAIGA KE?
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Ek baar ki baat hai , ek gaon mai ek husband wife rehtay thay , vo thay bade kanjoos, kisi mehmaan ko pasand nahi kartay thay, ek din unhonay kheer banai ,usmai chini nahi milai thi ki ek mehman a gaya , unhonay socha ki isay bhi khilani padegi to aurat nay bahana banaya ki mujay to khet mai jana hai aur tokari aur darati le kar ghar say nikal gai , aur jate jate kheer charpai kay neechay sarka kar chadar neechay kheech gai, uska husband bola ki mujay bhi jana hai kaam say aur vo bhi chala gaya , socha tha kuch der bore ho kar ye chala jaiga, par vo aadmi bada kasoot tha , usnay unkay jate hi ghar tatola aur kheer mil gayi , par vo feeki thi to usnay aur tatola to usay ek gur ki bheli mil gai , usnay gur kay sath sari kheer kha li aur usi charpai kay neechay so gaya .
sham ko vo dono vapas aaye to unhonay socha ki mehmaan chala gaya, aadmi bola ki ,
mai akalmand bada hoshiyaar bada hu kadkay ka kaam ka bana bahana nikla mai tadkay ka ,
aurat boli, mai akalmand hoshiyaar badi hu kadkay ki , tokri darati le kay nikli mai tadkay ki,
charpai kay neechay so raha mehmaan ye sun kar jaag gaya aur bola ,
mai akalmand hoshiyar bada hu kadkay ka, thari gur tai ragad di kheer pada su tadkay ka .
******************************
Ek b ek janet jiman lag rahi thi sab ki patal(plate) main ladoo dharre the.
par ek tau bachh gaya.
woh sab ke muh ki taraf dekhta raha....ghanni var holi.........
jib tau nahi ruk saka ......to chhat (roof) ki taraf muh kar k bolya.
Ram kare ya chhat pad jya....................... arr sare mar ja.
Ek bolya tau tun kyukar bachhaga...........
..."tau bolya........ eb bhi to bachh raha hun".
******************************
Ek baar ek tau U.K. gayaa, woh wahan bus ki queue mein khada tha.. uske aage saari ladies khadi thi.. to jaise hi bus aayi saari ki saari chad gayi, jaise hi tau ki baari aayi, toh bus bhar gayi thi.. to conductor bolyaa "No More.. No More", Tau ne aaya gussa bolyaa " Haan jad tanhi morni chadein thi to theek, jib more ki baari aayi to kah se No Mor No Mor".
******************************
ek be raat ney ek ladke key pachhe police(havaldar) lag rahi thi,wo baghta-baghta tau dorey khet mey pahuch gaya aur bolya ki maine kitey lokuaha ley. tau ney usko apney bangan key khet mey bida tiya.Havaldar bhi khet mey danda maar maar kar ladkey ko doodentey hu tau se bola , yo kay se:tau bola baangan. havaldar ney ladkey key danda martey huye bola itne bade bangan, tau bola biij khater chod rakhey se
******************************
Ek b ek janet jiman laag rahi thi.
thoda-thoda andhera tha.
jimawaniya jaldi-jaldi lagy raha tha.
ladoo..............jalebi.................puri.... ..........saag................
saag ka naam aya to ek ganje tau ka ruka ayya.
bhai thoda sa saag ghal de....
saag aala gaya, andhera tha hi, usne chamach
bhar k tau ke sar pe ghal diya
tau chillaya....... fukkk diya k kar rahya..... ssss.
jimawaniya bolya jib plate n itni unche kyon utha raha tha.
******************************
Navdampati (Newly Married Couple) sey Photographer ne Kaha -- "Muskurayeye"--
Taakey Aaplogon ko Yaad Rahe Ke Aap Kabhi Muskuratey Bhey Thhey!
Hahaha
*************
Patni Boli Pati sey : Tum Merey Chanda Ho.
Tabhi Bahar Sey Aawaj Aaye : Goshala key leye Chanda Do.
hahahahaa
**************
Laddoo or Vidhayako (MLA/MP) Mey Samantaye :-
Dono Hey Tode Ja Saktey Hain, Jab jitney Chahen.
Hahaha
**************
Nai Naveley Dulhan Sey Sakhion Ne Pucha
Ghar-Bar Kaisa Hai
Wo Boli :- "Keval Ghar-Ghar Hai, Bar Nahi, Kayonkey Unhe Pena Pelana Pasand Nahi."
Hahaha
**********
"Laloo ne chaara khaya hai." Iska Future Tense Banao, Teacher ne Bachchon se Kaha.
Ek Baccha Bola "Laloo ab dhood de raha hai,"
Hahahaaaaaaa
******************************
Ak bai ak Taau rail mai safar karai tha.By chance us din TT rail mai chadh gya oooor.
Taau ke paas aakai bolya.
TT :- Taau tiket dikha.
Taau ne tiket dikha di......TT bolya Taau ya tiket to puraani hai.........
Taau bolya :- bhai Rail kunsa nayi hai.
******************************
Ek gam me kumhar mar gya. Kumhari jor 2 se ro rahi thee. Gao ke sabhi log usko shant karne lage. Sarpacnch ne kha abhi heemat se kam lo, hum sab he na hap ke sath.
Kumari boli me yon ro rahi hu ke kumhar radio bajaya karta tha, eb kon bajayga. Sarpach bola ye koi badi bat na he, me rakh lu ga radio apne pas aur gaon ke sabhi log sun liya karege.
Kumhari phir rone lagi. Sanpanch ne phir puchay kya bat se, kumhari bole, kumhar is ghodi per bheta karta. Sarpanch pola me khodi apne pas rakh lunga, gaon ke log bhete ge.
Kumhar phir rone lagi, sapanch bola ari eb kya ne khai. Kumarhi bori me yu rohu su, kumhar 10000 rupe laya tha baniye se wo kon dega.
Sarpanch ne socha eb mara gya.
Gao walo ki tharf mu kar ke bola kuo bai sari bato ki me hi ha karuga ke aur bhi to ha karo.
******************************
Ek Baar ek Gaam ma Ek Saraabi Paani key badi Tanki pa chad ga, nu a jukar Sholey ma Dharmender chada tha, ar laaga chillan
"Hat jaao ma - ma - Su-Su-Sucide Karoonga"
Ek Bechara jisna sucide ka matlab na bera tha laaga dusrey dhore bujhan jo thoda padha likha laga tha
"Bhai yo ke kaha sa" bera usna bhey na tha Pher bhey Bola
"Ara Kuch Na Yo nu ka hai SuSu Side ma jaa ka Karoonga Sab Hat Jaao"
hahaha.............
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