ashokkhatri
June 11th, 2005, 12:12 PM
Ek be jat khay-t me tube-well laga rahey they aur ghanay parayshan ho gay. Ek bola ke aaday ek sungha (jo dharti ke nichay pani sungh lay) rahta hay us ne bula lo vo maati sungh ke bata dega kit pani mitha hay. Jib sungha aaya te jat bolya “re sunghay pani paachay dhundiye chaal phelayn roti kaa lay”. Jat nay us tahi roti or buray ke bhari catory day de. Sunghay ne roti te khai nahe or jat ke taraf dekhan lagya, jat bolya kay baat ho ge. Sungha bola me sochu tha ke buray me ghee bhi ghaltey hogay, te jat nay roti chod uske ghanay mar diya aur bolya “jay tu 2 ungal nichay kaa desi ghee nahi sungh paya te dharti kay nichay ke kay batawega”
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EK CHCHOTA SA CHCHORA APNE DADA SE KEHTA HAI KE DADA TNE EK KAWEETA SUUNNAUUN, DADA KO BUKHKHAR HE AR O NAHIN SUUN-NA CHAHTA>PER LADDKA NAHIN MANTA AR SHURU HOJYA SE> KAISE>>>>>>>
LADKA:Twinkle-2,little star
TAU : KONYA SUUNTA MEIN,MERRE TAGDDA BOOKHAAR,
CHUUP HOJYA, MAT BHUKAWE MERE YAAR
LADKA: How i wonder,what you are
TAU : JA APNI MAA NE KEHDE KE KAADH LEGEE DHAR,
AR JE NAHIN MANYA TE, DOGGE KHAA GA CHYAR
LADKA : Up above the world so high
TAU :ARRE HAATH JUDALE O MERE BHAI,
DEKH TERI TAI GOBBER GER KE AAI
LADKA : LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKY
TAU : JA BAAL KTA LE AAGYA NAI
TAWLA JA TUUN, IBB NAHIN SE SAMAI
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A little Haryanvi criket commentary
bhaaiyon yo sai commentary Haryane ke gaam mai hue criket match ki.
Tai bhaaiyon, yo kirkit ka aayojan kiya gayaa sai maidaanaa main. Mai suun commentary karaniya ar expert commentary khaatir meri gail maujuud sai Tau Harkaare.
Sundu batting karan khater thaapi (bat) lekai wiktaan dhorai khadyaa sai. Paale gindu bagaavan taai dusri or khadyaa sai ar gindu nai khaajli kutiya ki dhaal apni pint pai ragdan laag ryaa sai. Kaka Kalli, jo umpire sai, us dhorai e khadya sai ar beedi fukkan laag rya sai.
Leelu, Dheele, Naai ka, Bilu, Kaalu, Phullad ar Surte maidaan mai chaarun od nai nyuun khade sain junu kisi khuli gaawdi nai gheran ke chakkar mai hon.
Labbad, Bhundu, Karne ar Bhartu wiktaan ke paache nai (slips mai) kode ho re sain, mere bate junu hagaaye marte hon.
Tai bhaaiyon match shuru ho rya sai. Paale ki khaaj laagai sai mit gi sai ar wo gindu bagaawan nai tayyaar sai. Ib wo daantaa nai bheench kai bhaaj padyaa sai ar usnai gindu bagaa di sai. Gindu tappa khaa kai pahunchi Sundu dhorai jisnai haanga laakai apni thaapi ghumaa di ar gindu hawaa mai oonchi gayi sai. Leelu ar Dheele donu haath aagai kar kai upar lakhaaye gindu ki gail gail bhaajan laag re sain catch pakdan taain. Bhaajte bhaajte donu takra gaye, donu ke donu chit, ar gindu tappa khaa kai baahar.
Iski gail batsman Sundu chillaya ‘CHHAKKA’, Paale chillaya ‘CHOKKA SAI’. Chakka chokka karte karte donu guttham guttha ho ge sain. Kaka Kalli aapni thodi khujaawan laag rya sai, usnai kimai idea nahin laag rya ak gindu ure nai giri sai ak pare nai. Match ruk gya sai, ib tai donuaan nai chhuda kai samjhauta karaana padaiga.
Short break
Donu chhuda diye gaye sain ar unka samjhauta 5 run pai karwaa diya gayaa sai.
Thode time match normal chalta hai.
Ghani e haan ho li sai, Sundu kasutta birach rya sai, out howan kaa naam ai nahin leta. Fielder and bowler pareshan aa liye sain. Eebke nai Sundu nai ghumaaya balla ar bhaajya run len nai, gindu gai sai Phullad dhorai. Sundu bhaaj rya sai wiktaan kaid. Phullad Ghana e pareshan aa rya sai, usnai gindu thaa kai bagaai seedhi Sundu pai. Gindu jaa kai laagi Sundu kee taant mai, Sundu chit. Ar ib baari dusre ballebaaj kee.
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EK CHCHOTA SA CHCHORA APNE DADA SE KEHTA HAI KE DADA TNE EK KAWEETA SUUNNAUUN, DADA KO BUKHKHAR HE AR O NAHIN SUUN-NA CHAHTA>PER LADDKA NAHIN MANTA AR SHURU HOJYA SE> KAISE>>>>>>>
LADKA:Twinkle-2,little star
TAU : KONYA SUUNTA MEIN,MERRE TAGDDA BOOKHAAR,
CHUUP HOJYA, MAT BHUKAWE MERE YAAR
LADKA: How i wonder,what you are
TAU : JA APNI MAA NE KEHDE KE KAADH LEGEE DHAR,
AR JE NAHIN MANYA TE, DOGGE KHAA GA CHYAR
LADKA : Up above the world so high
TAU :ARRE HAATH JUDALE O MERE BHAI,
DEKH TERI TAI GOBBER GER KE AAI
LADKA : LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKY
TAU : JA BAAL KTA LE AAGYA NAI
TAWLA JA TUUN, IBB NAHIN SE SAMAI
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A little Haryanvi criket commentary
bhaaiyon yo sai commentary Haryane ke gaam mai hue criket match ki.
Tai bhaaiyon, yo kirkit ka aayojan kiya gayaa sai maidaanaa main. Mai suun commentary karaniya ar expert commentary khaatir meri gail maujuud sai Tau Harkaare.
Sundu batting karan khater thaapi (bat) lekai wiktaan dhorai khadyaa sai. Paale gindu bagaavan taai dusri or khadyaa sai ar gindu nai khaajli kutiya ki dhaal apni pint pai ragdan laag ryaa sai. Kaka Kalli, jo umpire sai, us dhorai e khadya sai ar beedi fukkan laag rya sai.
Leelu, Dheele, Naai ka, Bilu, Kaalu, Phullad ar Surte maidaan mai chaarun od nai nyuun khade sain junu kisi khuli gaawdi nai gheran ke chakkar mai hon.
Labbad, Bhundu, Karne ar Bhartu wiktaan ke paache nai (slips mai) kode ho re sain, mere bate junu hagaaye marte hon.
Tai bhaaiyon match shuru ho rya sai. Paale ki khaaj laagai sai mit gi sai ar wo gindu bagaawan nai tayyaar sai. Ib wo daantaa nai bheench kai bhaaj padyaa sai ar usnai gindu bagaa di sai. Gindu tappa khaa kai pahunchi Sundu dhorai jisnai haanga laakai apni thaapi ghumaa di ar gindu hawaa mai oonchi gayi sai. Leelu ar Dheele donu haath aagai kar kai upar lakhaaye gindu ki gail gail bhaajan laag re sain catch pakdan taain. Bhaajte bhaajte donu takra gaye, donu ke donu chit, ar gindu tappa khaa kai baahar.
Iski gail batsman Sundu chillaya ‘CHHAKKA’, Paale chillaya ‘CHOKKA SAI’. Chakka chokka karte karte donu guttham guttha ho ge sain. Kaka Kalli aapni thodi khujaawan laag rya sai, usnai kimai idea nahin laag rya ak gindu ure nai giri sai ak pare nai. Match ruk gya sai, ib tai donuaan nai chhuda kai samjhauta karaana padaiga.
Short break
Donu chhuda diye gaye sain ar unka samjhauta 5 run pai karwaa diya gayaa sai.
Thode time match normal chalta hai.
Ghani e haan ho li sai, Sundu kasutta birach rya sai, out howan kaa naam ai nahin leta. Fielder and bowler pareshan aa liye sain. Eebke nai Sundu nai ghumaaya balla ar bhaajya run len nai, gindu gai sai Phullad dhorai. Sundu bhaaj rya sai wiktaan kaid. Phullad Ghana e pareshan aa rya sai, usnai gindu thaa kai bagaai seedhi Sundu pai. Gindu jaa kai laagi Sundu kee taant mai, Sundu chit. Ar ib baari dusre ballebaaj kee.
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