Jokes part 6

[ashokkhatri]

When a young jat lad and a JAT girl start liking each other,there courting goes something like this:PHONE

PHONE PER


RANBEER:HELLO,KUUN SE,nirmla
NIRMLA : HAAN
RANBEER :TAGAAJJA MAT MANYA KAR TUUN
NIR :TAWLA BOL
RANBEER :KE BOLLUN,MEIN TE TERE PYAR MEIN MARAN NE HO RHYA SUUN
NIR :HAMBE,KITTE NA TERE GOLI LAAGRI
RAN :HAYE RE NUHEN MAT KEH DIYE NA TE SAD JYANGA
NIR :UNN KUNSHA BUGLE KESA SE TUUN
RAN :HAYE RE YE KACHODD SE MAT MARE NA TE SYAN-NI HO JYAGI
NIR :CHOKHKHA DANGGAR KHA LENGE
RAN :ACHCHA SUUN,AAWEGI KE
NIR :KIIT
RAN :TILYAR MEIN
NIR :KE KAROON GI UDDE
RAN :KE KRYA KREN,UTHTHA-BAITHTHAN GE
NIR :BYAWADI BHAINS SE TUUN
RAN :DEKH MAJAK CHCHOD AR SUDHDHI CHALLI AA,SAMJHI
NIR :AR NA AUUN TE
RAN :ARRE TUUN ISS GREEB MANAS KE DIL MEIN GHATTE MAT KRE,DHIKHE MAR JYANGA MEIN SAMJHI
NIR :ACHCHYA NUUN BATTA KE KHUWAWEGA
RAN :ARRE TUUN EK BE AA JYA CHAHE PHER MANNE A KHALIYE
NIR :JYA NE BEIMAAN DHED,MEIN MANAS KHANEE SUUN
RAN :HAYE RE TERA YOHE ANDAZ TE KHA GYA MNE,AAJYA TNE CHIDIYAGHAR MEIN BAANDER DIKHAUNGA
NIR ;TERTEIN BI MOTTA
RAN :KEHLE TERE DIN SEIN NARMLA,PER TAAWLI AAJA TERI BAAT DEKHDEN-2 MERI AANKH SUUZ KE PAKODDE SI HOGI SEIN




nirmla tilyar lake pahoonch jati hai aur pher nirmla ne dekhtehen ranbeer ke bolya...........




RAN:HAYE RE YO CHAND KIT TEIN LEEKDYA
NIR :GHANEE MALAi mat chatawe sudhee-2 baat kar
RAN :ARRE EK BE SUTHARI DHALL DEKHKH LEIN DE MANE ,MERE KALJE MEINTHODEE SEELAK PADJYA
NIR:DEKHKH BEIMAAN KE CHILATTAR,ITNA JADDA PDE SE AR ISSNE ANGARE CHAHIYEN SEIN
RAN:AJJ TE SUUT BADA JULMI GAAD RHI SE
NIR:ISSI DHALL KHE SE JANU SIMWAYA THA,KDE 2 RPIYAN KI MUMFALI TAHIN TE KHUWAI NA
RAN:ARRE YA BHI KE BAAT,EEB LE{mungfali wale ko bulta hai aur kehta hai,"ARRE O 2 RAPIYAN KI MUMFALI DE,"]
NIR:BHUNDDE MUMFALEE BI AR VE BHI 2 RAPIYAN KI
RAN:ARRE O BHAI DHHAI KI KARDE,MANAS NAHIN RUSAYA JAGA KISSE BI KIMMAT PE,TAWLA DE
NIR: F.......U.........RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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[gaganjat]

Dangerously Humorous! :D :D

Awesome! I M Taking 100 Printouts Of That.

[dhruvdahiya]

When a young jat lad and a JAT girl start liking each other,there courting goes something like this:PHONE

PHONE PER


RANBEER:HELLO,KUUN SE,nirmla
NIRMLA : HAAN
RANBEER :TAGAAJJA MAT MANYA KAR TUUN
NIR :TAWLA BOL
RANBEER :KE BOLLUN,MEIN TE TERE PYAR MEIN MARAN NE HO RHYA SUUN
NIR :HAMBE,KITTE NA TERE GOLI LAAGRI
RAN :HAYE RE NUHEN MAT KEH DIYE NA TE SAD JYANGA
NIR :UNN KUNSHA BUGLE KESA SE TUUN
RAN :HAYE RE YE KACHODD SE MAT MARE NA TE SYAN-NI HO JYAGI
NIR :CHOKHKHA DANGGAR KHA LENGE
RAN :ACHCHA SUUN,AAWEGI KE
NIR :KIIT
RAN :TILYAR MEIN
NIR :KE KAROON GI UDDE
RAN :KE KRYA KREN,UTHTHA-BAITHTHAN GE
NIR :BYAWADI BHAINS SE TUUN
RAN :DEKH MAJAK CHCHOD AR SUDHDHI CHALLI AA,SAMJHI
NIR :AR NA AUUN TE
RAN :ARRE TUUN ISS GREEB MANAS KE DIL MEIN GHATTE MAT KRE,DHIKHE MAR JYANGA MEIN SAMJHI
NIR :ACHCHYA NUUN BATTA KE KHUWAWEGA
RAN :ARRE TUUN EK BE AA JYA CHAHE PHER MANNE A KHALIYE
NIR :JYA NE BEIMAAN DHED,MEIN MANAS KHANEE SUUN
RAN :HAYE RE TERA YOHE ANDAZ TE KHA GYA MNE,AAJYA TNE CHIDIYAGHAR MEIN BAANDER DIKHAUNGA
NIR ;TERTEIN BI MOTTA
RAN :KEHLE TERE DIN SEIN NARMLA,PER TAAWLI AAJA TERI BAAT DEKHDEN-2 MERI AANKH SUUZ KE PAKODDE SI HOGI SEIN




nirmla tilyar lake pahoonch jati hai aur pher nirmla ne dekhtehen ranbeer ke bolya...........




RAN:HAYE RE YO CHAND KIT TEIN LEEKDYA
NIR :GHANEE MALAi mat chatawe sudhee-2 baat kar
RAN :ARRE EK BE SUTHARI DHALL DEKHKH LEIN DE MANE ,MERE KALJE MEINTHODEE SEELAK PADJYA
NIR:DEKHKH BEIMAAN KE CHILATTAR,ITNA JADDA PDE SE AR ISSNE ANGARE CHAHIYEN SEIN
RAN:AJJ TE SUUT BADA JULMI GAAD RHI SE
NIR:ISSI DHALL KHE SE JANU SIMWAYA THA,KDE 2 RPIYAN KI MUMFALI TAHIN TE KHUWAI NA
RAN:ARRE YA BHI KE BAAT,EEB LE{mungfali wale ko bulta hai aur kehta hai,"ARRE O 2 RAPIYAN KI MUMFALI DE,"]
NIR:BHUNDDE MUMFALEE BI AR VE BHI 2 RAPIYAN KI
RAN:ARRE O BHAI DHHAI KI KARDE,MANAS NAHIN RUSAYA JAGA KISSE BI KIMMAT PE,TAWLA DE
NIR: F.......U.........RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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HELLO ????

Mr ASHOK KHATRI

THIS IS AN ORIGINAL COMPOSITION OF ONE OF THE SITE MEMBERS(devdahiya) WHO IS KNOWN FOR HIS ORIGINAL IDEAS ..... WHY ARE YOU
COPY PASTING HIS POSTS HERE ???

WHOM ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS ???
ATLEAST YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN THE SOURCE / LINK ................ AS A BASIC COURTESY !
ADMINISTRATORS PLEASE NOTE FOR THE SAME
OTHER MEMBERS PLS REFER THE LINK BELOW :

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6921

OR CLICK HERE (http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6921)

THANX

[ashokkhatri]

I already mentioned that this whole series is copy and paste... please see jokes part 5

thanks

Ashok

[ashokkhatri]

Lest anyone should feel otherwise


"None of these jokes is my creations, I have just copied and pasted them and complied them. All these Jokes were posted on this very site at some point or other. Because they were posted in many different posts so I did not gove the refernce of each and every joke"

[sandeep.dahiya]

ashok bhai bahut badhiya..........................


kati lot pot hogya main to.

It dos'nt matter wheather it is a copy-paste or ur own creation. Main purpose is to make somebody laugh.

[praveendangi]

right mr. sandeep,
insan hese isse accha kooch nehi, doesnt matter copy paste,
keep it up mr. ashok khatri

[manisha]

hey guys
we dont expect original compostions everytime we see a thread...
moreover nobody can always find source of an article on internet
enjoy the jokes

bye