Jokes part 5

[ashokkhatri]

SUNDU: Maa ree kheer khaunga.
MAA: SANJH KE BANAUNGI
SUNDU: NAA IBBE BANA
MAA : JAYEROYE SABAR TE KAR LYE.
SUNDU:ARR KHEER MEIN KISMIS GEIR DIYE
BABU : NA KOE KISMIS-WISMIS NAHIN PDENGI
SUNDU :PDENGI
BABU :ARRE NAHIN PDEN SAMJHYA
SUNDU :PDENGI-2-2-2-2-2-2 KAR LE KE KRE GA
BABU :YO LE.......{SUNDU KE SIR MEIN LATHH MARYA}
SUNDU :HAYE RI MAA PHOD DIYA REEEEEEEEEEE
PADOSSI:ARRE YO KE KRYA TRAID
BABU :SUSSARRA KISMIS AALI KHEER KHAWE THA
PADOSSI:KIT SE KHEER
BABU : BANAWAN GE

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Tau:arre Bhuppe Ki Maa Suniye Ek Be
Tai:aayee
Tau:taggaaza Maniye
Tai:cheechadee Laden Sein.....aajya....2
Tau:nuhen La Le
Tai:haan Bol..ke Kalza Patya Ja Se
Tau:yaad Se Na Jab Mein Tne Byah Ke Lyaya Thha
Tai:orr Teri Maa Ne Bera Hoga.....bud-dhi Dhand
Tau:dhikhe Nyuhen Mat Keh Dil Mein Golli Si Lagge Se......weh Bhi Ke Din Thhe
Tai:ke Dalle Din Thhe,handya Karta Lhukta
Tau:dhikhe Re Yahe Mat Khe.....tre Yaad Nahin Gojhh Mein Ballusyahi Le Ke Ayya Karta Ar Tuun Mere KEnnya Dekh-2 Khaya Karti
Tai:tuun Kitte Na Immarti Lyaya.....guud Mein Bhalo-2 Saree Jawwanni Kadhh Di Tne Khappar Bharnne
Tau:yah Bhee Yaad Konya Jab Mein Teri Ankhyan Ki Syahee Ne Dekhh Ke Nyon Karta Ak Tuun Issi Lagge Se Janu Satoot Ke Pedd Pe Koyal Baithhee Ho
Tai:mar Jyane...beimaan Tne Jhoothh Boltein Sharam Bi Na Aatti....tne Kad See Mere Kenhyan Dekhhan Ki Furshat Thee Gandheele
Tau:arr Jab Tere Tahin Pichchond Maar Ke Kultane Alle Kachre Lyaya Karta Ar Tuun Gach-2 Khaya Karti....ya Bhee Bhool Gi Hogee
Tai:haye Ram ...buddhe...teri Te Kati Bhaaj Gi....tne Kad Peehl Khawai Thee...chakchoonder Si Muchchhan Aale
Tau:ar Tuun Jab DhoongE Pe Nadda Bandhh Ke ,ghaghree Paher Ke Jharan-2 Kartee Paani Bharan Jaya Karti Te Mein Tne Lhook-2 Ke Nahin Dekhya Karta.......tuun Ke Sahaj Ki Lagya Kartee......oho..hay Re...nyun Dharti Hillya Kartee
Tai:hatt Pre Ne......beimaan.....barolli Se Moohn Alle
Tau:achchha Ek Be Wohe Damman Ar Nadda Pehar Ke Dikha De.....pher Bessak Chali Jyaiye
Tai:le Mera Ibb Kitt Jathar Se Damman-nadda Pehran Ka....shokk Dekh Khopper Ke.....gadhha Sa Te Baskya Pdya Se Ar Uddaari Lena Chahwe Se
Tau:arre Maan Jya....mere Dil Ke Jhunjhune....mera Dil Te Ibbi Ussae Se
Tai:padya Reh Ne Mein Challi.
Tau:le Bhai Dil Ka Bungga Sa Paad Gee....chalo Bhai Bakhte Burra Aagya

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This series of jokes was brought to you by copy and paste from this site only ... just a compilation...


hope u all enjoy them once again

[gaganjat]

PEOPLE WILL DIE LAUGHING! I CANT TAKE A BREADTH :D :D :D :D

JATLAND ADMINISTRATION PLEASE BAN THIS!

ASHOK KHATRI YOU SHOULD BE BANNED :D :D :D :D

[dhruvdahiya]

SUNDU: Maa ree kheer khaunga.
MAA: SANJH KE BANAUNGI
SUNDU: NAA IBBE BANA
MAA : JAYEROYE SABAR TE KAR LYE.
SUNDU:ARR KHEER MEIN KISMIS GEIR DIYE
BABU : NA KOE KISMIS-WISMIS NAHIN PDENGI
SUNDU :PDENGI
BABU :ARRE NAHIN PDEN SAMJHYA
SUNDU :PDENGI-2-2-2-2-2-2 KAR LE KE KRE GA
BABU :YO LE.......{SUNDU KE SIR MEIN LATHH MARYA}
SUNDU :HAYE RI MAA PHOD DIYA REEEEEEEEEEE
PADOSSI:ARRE YO KE KRYA TRAID
BABU :SUSSARRA KISMIS AALI KHEER KHAWE THA
PADOSSI:KIT SE KHEER
BABU : BANAWAN GE

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Tau:arre Bhuppe Ki Maa Suniye Ek Be
Tai:aayee
Tau:taggaaza Maniye
Tai:cheechadee Laden Sein.....aajya....2
Tau:nuhen La Le
Tai:haan Bol..ke Kalza Patya Ja Se
Tau:yaad Se Na Jab Mein Tne Byah Ke Lyaya Thha
Tai:orr Teri Maa Ne Bera Hoga.....bud-dhi Dhand
Tau:dhikhe Nyuhen Mat Keh Dil Mein Golli Si Lagge Se......weh Bhi Ke Din Thhe
Tai:ke Dalle Din Thhe,handya Karta Lhukta
Tau:dhikhe Re Yahe Mat Khe.....tre Yaad Nahin Gojhh Mein Ballusyahi Le Ke Ayya Karta Ar Tuun Mere KEnnya Dekh-2 Khaya Karti
Tai:tuun Kitte Na Immarti Lyaya.....guud Mein Bhalo-2 Saree Jawwanni Kadhh Di Tne Khappar Bharnne
Tau:yah Bhee Yaad Konya Jab Mein Teri Ankhyan Ki Syahee Ne Dekhh Ke Nyon Karta Ak Tuun Issi Lagge Se Janu Satoot Ke Pedd Pe Koyal Baithhee Ho
Tai:mar Jyane...beimaan Tne Jhoothh Boltein Sharam Bi Na Aatti....tne Kad See Mere Kenhyan Dekhhan Ki Furshat Thee Gandheele
Tau:arr Jab Tere Tahin Pichchond Maar Ke Kultane Alle Kachre Lyaya Karta Ar Tuun Gach-2 Khaya Karti....ya Bhee Bhool Gi Hogee
Tai:haye Ram ...buddhe...teri Te Kati Bhaaj Gi....tne Kad Peehl Khawai Thee...chakchoonder Si Muchchhan Aale
Tau:ar Tuun Jab DhoongE Pe Nadda Bandhh Ke ,ghaghree Paher Ke Jharan-2 Kartee Paani Bharan Jaya Karti Te Mein Tne Lhook-2 Ke Nahin Dekhya Karta.......tuun Ke Sahaj Ki Lagya Kartee......oho..hay Re...nyun Dharti Hillya Kartee
Tai:hatt Pre Ne......beimaan.....barolli Se Moohn Alle
Tau:achchha Ek Be Wohe Damman Ar Nadda Pehar Ke Dikha De.....pher Bessak Chali Jyaiye
Tai:le Mera Ibb Kitt Jathar Se Damman-nadda Pehran Ka....shokk Dekh Khopper Ke.....gadhha Sa Te Baskya Pdya Se Ar Uddaari Lena Chahwe Se
Tau:arre Maan Jya....mere Dil Ke Jhunjhune....mera Dil Te Ibbi Ussae Se
Tai:padya Reh Ne Mein Challi.
Tau:le Bhai Dil Ka Bungga Sa Paad Gee....chalo Bhai Bakhte Burra Aagya

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This series of jokes was brought to you by copy and paste from this site only ... just a compilation...


hope u all enjoy them once again


MY DEAR ASHOK,

even if you are posting from the site itself, please give the links or else post your comment in those threads and bring them in mains. Hope you appreciate.

[ashokkhatri]

I appreciate your concerns... i never thought that this could be so much of an issue... if it is .. I apologize.... I just thought all of us would like to read these jokes again and it would be fun.. I again state to all the members....

"None of these jokes is my creations, I have just copied and pasted them and complied them. All these Jokes were posted on this very site at some point or other. Because they were posted in many different posts so I did not gove the refernce of each and every joke"

Thanks
Ashok