similarities between(girls and windows) and( boys and linux)

[praveendangi]

Girls and Windows

Both have a great UI.
Both consume large resources and do less work.
Both crash unexpectedly.
Both are not easily portable on different architectures (environment).
Both can't work on low resource architectures (environment).
Both are costly to maintain.
Both give mostly unexpected outputs.
Both's working often contradicts with their documentation.
Both are easily prone to viruses (rumors and doubts) (and they (viruses) do spread very fast in windows based networks).
In spite of all above disadvantages, both are liked.


Boys and Linux

Both have an average UI.
Both are robust.
Both are highly secure.
Both can be easily modified to support new concepts/features.
Both are efficient.
Both are easily portable to any architecture (environment) no matter how low are resources.
You can easily guess the output for your input (in Linux just open its code, for boys they are mostly transparent by natureJ).
Both provide large support for development (work environment).
Both are poorly documented.



So Linux & Windows people, come forward to add more positive points to your list and negative to other one :) :) :)

Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :p :p :p

[aryapv]

Ye to really me nahle par dahila kar diya.......

[praveendangi]

hajee to koi jewab de, if anybody want to add anything then plz add ........

[rkumar]

1. Windows installations are many more times than Linux. But not the same case with Girls..
2. Windows and Linux do not run together, but girls and boys do.
3. Everyone knows how to handle windows, However, few know how to handle girls....

RK^2

[praveendangi]

gr8 rajender uncle, its really nice lines

[rkumar]

All windows look alike, but not the girls.. Koi burke wali to koi skirt wali....Koi Chandramukhee to Koi jwalamukhi...Koi margnainee to koi cheen Nainee...LOL

RK^2

[gaganjat]

LoL, I dont feel like calling you uncle (no way!). You are of my age. No doubt!

I am confused ,how should I address you. Please solve this problem.

All windows look alike, but not the girls.. Koi burke wali to koi skirt wali....Koi Chandramukhee to Koi jwalamukhi...Koi margnainee to koi cheen Nainee...LOL

RK^2

[praveendangi]

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[rkumar]

LoL, I dont feel like calling you uncle (no way!). You are of my age. No doubt!

I am confused ,how should I address you. Please solve this problem.

arrey Mian jo acha lage us naam se pukaaro..kiya farak parta hai......waise aapki umar kiya hai gagan bhai? Photo hota to shayad kuch dekhkar undaaz laga hi lete hum bhi...

RK^2

[sandeep.dahiya]

we can upgrade windows version but not girls............ :confused:

we can also shut down windows but not the ..................... :D :D

[gaganjat]

I did put my photo but I was fed up of looking at the same one again and again. I removed it. Thats the only one I have in my computer.

I am putting it back.

Ab andaza lagaiye?

arrey Mian jo acha lage us naam se pukaaro..kiya farak parta hai......waise aapki umar kiya hai gagan bhai? Photo hota to shayad kuch dekhkar undaaz laga hi lete hum bhi...

RK^2

[rkumar]

I did put my photo but I was fed up of looking at the same one again and again. I removed it. Thats the only one I have in my computer.

I am putting it back.

Ab andaza lagaiye?

makes me fly on ninth cloud just imagining that you consider me of your age. In this photo you hardly look 30 yrs or may be even younger. Now I am tempted not to disclose my age...LOL....

RK^2

[gaganjat]

Maine aapo jawan banaya aur aap mereko bhudda bana rahe ho !(umar 30 saal bata di).

I am turning 24 in october (born Oct 1981)

Apni umar bataye please!

makes me fly on ninth cloud just imagining that you consider me of your age. In this photo you hardly look 30 yrs or may be even younger. Now I am tempted not to disclose my age...LOL....

RK^2

[rkumar]

Maine aapo jawan banaya aur aap mereko bhudda bana rahe ho !(umar 30 saal bata di).

I am turning 24 in october (born Oct 1981)

Bhai maine darte darte 30 yrs or even less likha thaa...Certainly I don't look 24 yrs ..hahahhaa.... Kash ki aisa ho sakta....LOL.......

RK^2

[gaganjat]

I don't look 24 yrs ..hahahhaa.... Kash ki aisa ho sakta....LOL.......

RK^2

Appki yehi feeling to aapko jawan banati hai ! LOL

STAY YOUNG ,KAKA SHRI!

[praveendangi]

mr. gagan ne socha ki mein apna snap lega hi deta hu mehi to mein inhe uncle bolne wali thi, b'coz he said he is of ur age rajender uncle
hahahahhahah
good mr. gagan...........

[gaganjat]

LOL praveen, I didnt say I am of Rajender uncles age, I said he is of my age ;) (sounds so young). Anyways he looks young. I hope you also agree with me.

'Aise bhare-bhare, tamatar jaise gaal to Jawano ke bhi nahi hote, Rajender uncle ko dekh ke to achhe-khase londe sharma jai'

mr. gagan ne socha ki mein apna snap lega hi deta hu mehi to mein inhe uncle bolne wali thi, b'coz he said he is of ur age rajender uncle
hahahahhahah
good mr. gagan...........

[rkumar]

LOL praveen, I didnt say I am of Rajender uncles age, I said he is of my age (sounds so young). Anyways he looks young. I hope you also agree with me.

'Aise bhare-bhare, tamatar jaise gaal to Jawano ke bhi nahi hote, Rajender uncle ko dekh ke to achhe-khase londe sharma jai'

hoye hoye hoye. Gagan...Balle Balle...mai tere sadke janwa.....hahahhaa

RK^2

[gaganjat]

BRUAAAAAAAAAAAA !Chak de.......