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praveendangi
June 14th, 2005, 07:10 PM
WIFE: "What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: :) :)
rkumar
June 14th, 2005, 07:14 PM
oh noooooooo...poor huby.......

RK^2
gaganjat
June 14th, 2005, 07:19 PM
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I am sure it wasnt slip of tongue, it was forced out of the tongue Ha ha
Smart move by the husband , to do things before she dies :D
jakhar77
June 14th, 2005, 07:31 PM
Advance booking,great.
jitender_singh
June 14th, 2005, 09:28 PM
hahahhahahha.......

good one....
rajeshrathee
June 14th, 2005, 09:40 PM
lage raho isi tarah
devendramalik
June 15th, 2005, 03:17 PM
nice one!!!!!!!!!!!
aryapv
June 15th, 2005, 04:16 PM
Iske baad kya hua........ Kya ambulance bulani padi.... FIR karani padi....
p_singhdelhi
June 15th, 2005, 05:28 PM
Bechara :o free mai mara gaya :(
ozyjat
July 21st, 2005, 07:41 AM
Smart hubby,he knows how to stop his wife from asking anymore questions.(if they have the understanding ofcourse)

WIFE: "What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: :) :)