sandeep.dahiya
June 15th, 2005, 03:10 AM
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber
whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in
the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two
quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and
asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid
never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same
young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey,
son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the
quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the
day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in
the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two
quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and
asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid
never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same
young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey,
son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the
quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the
day I take the dollar, the game's over!"