sandeep.dahiya
June 15th, 2005, 03:21 AM
Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar
software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo
loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur
Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya
hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire
kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one
Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya
hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i nahin
aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants
hain,Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia,
Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne virus thhye?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen anitvirus . Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? incentive dega ,
Salary badayega?
Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi. (gabbar shouts ) "Sambaa laptop la re".
"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.
[logout -logout - logout].
Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab testing kar!"
software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo
loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur
Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya
hai."
Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire
kiye hain kya?"
Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one
Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya
hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i nahin
aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants
hain,Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia,
Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar: "Kitne virus thhye?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen anitvirus . Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? incentive dega ,
Salary badayega?
Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi. (gabbar shouts ) "Sambaa laptop la re".
"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.
[logout -logout - logout].
Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"
Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab testing kar!"