Job Interview

[praveendangi]

Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job. Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job. Santa singh says, "OK, next time we will apply together." and they do.On interview day, Santa Singh says, "First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one,and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything. You will get the Job. So, Santa goes in.

EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.

EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Manmohan Singh.

EMPLOYER: Ok, last question, What's India's population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know,I will tell you, Sir. Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh. Banta Singh remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in Now.


EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.

EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Manmohan Singh.

EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr.Banta?
BANTA: Good Question. Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.

[rajeshrathee]

mam

pura khazana le rakha hai apne

chori karni paregi

[praveendangi]

abhi kya hai mr. rathee dekhte jao abhi to suruaat hai ,
chers!!!!!!!!

[jakhar77]

Very nice Praveenji.
Kahan se laati hain itna sab?
Aapka thread dekhte hi malum ho jata hai ki kuchh special hi hoga.

Regards.

[devendramalik]

Hi Parveen,
Very Nice...

[praveendangi]

hi mr. malik, thx alot

[aryapv]

Wo kahate hain na .... Wah bhai wah... maja aa gaya.....

[sanjaysiwach]

A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school
in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as
was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly
on Independence Day.

Here's his dynamite speech : Leddies and Gentulmens,
Contemporaries, Children, "This is my first maiden speech. If
small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly
speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the
following reason.
Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation
in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I
put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk.
At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and
at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son.
Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible
for getting birth of my son.
We got independent because of great leaders linke Gandhiji who
get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Tilak said Swaraj is our
birth-rate and we shall halve it. Today we all halve our
birth-rate. You children are future dynamic generators of the
Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or
looking at your behind. Be like great like X' raj Ranjan of
Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt.
You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration and ninety
seven percent evaporation. They became great by reading great
books. After we finish you here in the school, you can go to
college and get B.A., M.A. and other decrease. Then you can
become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants,
or leacherers in college.
The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, school is the soil.
We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your
heads and one day will become great phools. Many vacancy job come
in newspapers. Only yesterday I saw in paper "Wanted for
refuted engineering firm: Generators, highpower condensors" so
and so forth, etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can rise.
If you have flare in English, you can become teacher.

I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you and
thank God I am finished. Joy Hind!"

[p_singhdelhi]

Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job. Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job. Santa singh says, "OK, next time we will apply together." and they do.On interview day, Santa Singh says, "First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one,and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything. You will get the Job. So, Santa goes in.

EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.

EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Manmohan Singh.

EMPLOYER: Ok, last question, What's India's population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know,I will tell you, Sir. Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh. Banta Singh remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in Now.


EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.

EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Manmohan Singh.

EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr.Banta?
BANTA: Good Question. Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.

LOL :) :) :)
Phela hasu ki reply karu rally nice joke , keep it up :D