shailender
June 15th, 2005, 10:39 PM
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade
>next when his telephone rang.
>
>"Hallo, Mr. Hussein!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh
>from Banga, District Hoshiarpur. I am ringing to inform you that we
>are officially declaring the war on you!"
>
>"Well, Gurmukh," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news!
>How big is your army"
>
>"Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is
>myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and the
>entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight"
>
>Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men
>in my army waiting to move on my command."
>
>"Arrey O! Main kya.. " said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"
>Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.
>
>"Mr. Hussein, it is Gurmukh, I'm call ing from Banga STD, the war is
>still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
>
>"And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Saddam asked.
>"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor."
>
>Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and
>14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to
>1-1/2 million since we last spoke."
>
>"Oh teri ....." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."
>
> Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.
>
>"Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves
>airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of
>shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school
>pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!"
>
>Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must
>tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter
>planes. My military complex is surro unded by laser-guided, surface-
>to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army
>to TWO MILLION!"
>
>"Tera Bhala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."
>
>Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day. "Kiddan, Mr. Hussein!
>I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
>
>"I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of
>heart"
>
>"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of
>lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners
>of wars!"
>
>
>
>***********
>Have Fun
>
>next when his telephone rang.
>
>"Hallo, Mr. Hussein!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh
>from Banga, District Hoshiarpur. I am ringing to inform you that we
>are officially declaring the war on you!"
>
>"Well, Gurmukh," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important news!
>How big is your army"
>
>"Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is
>myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbour Bhagat, and the
>entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight"
>
>Saddam paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men
>in my army waiting to move on my command."
>
>"Arrey O! Main kya.. " said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"
>Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.
>
>"Mr. Hussein, it is Gurmukh, I'm call ing from Banga STD, the war is
>still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
>
>"And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Saddam asked.
>"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor."
>
>Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks and
>14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to
>1-1/2 million since we last spoke."
>
>"Oh teri ....." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."
>
> Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.
>
>"Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves
>airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of
>shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four school
>pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!"
>
>Saddam was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must
>tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter
>planes. My military complex is surro unded by laser-guided, surface-
>to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army
>to TWO MILLION!"
>
>"Tera Bhala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."
>
>Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day. "Kiddan, Mr. Hussein!
>I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
>
>"I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of
>heart"
>
>"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of
>lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners
>of wars!"
>
>
>
>***********
>Have Fun
>