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shailender
June 15th, 2005, 10:45 PM
> Dear Banta
>
> Vahe Guru !
> I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing
> this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
>
> We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
> newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved
> 20miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed
> here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would
> not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able
> to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same
> too.
>
> This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right
> above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts,
> pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
> The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first
> time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
> The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little
> too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them
> off and put them in the pocket.
> Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the
> grass at the cemetery.
>
> By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really
> badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this
> club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
> Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a
> girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
> Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him
> out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he
> burned for three days.Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died
> trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be
> buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of
> digging a grave for his father.

> There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
> P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized,
> I had already sealed off this letter.

sandeep.dahiya
June 16th, 2005, 12:43 AM
good one :confused:

rajeshrathee
June 16th, 2005, 08:36 AM
shailender bhai
in jokes ke khazane ke bare main kisi ko mat batana