shailender
June 15th, 2005, 10:47 PM
Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:
Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?
Gadha: Apple khaane
Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!
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Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi,
the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him
for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu is very sad, so
Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see-saw at the garden.
Suddenly the see-saw breaks... and they burst into a
song................... guess which one.... ........................
Scroll down for the answer!!!!!!!!..........................
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See-Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr... toot jaata hai....toot jaata
hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!!
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The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against the
enemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemy base....but
no one was able to cross the border and go across. fearing death . Just
then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the border.....and
nothing happened to him ..why??
Kyon ki
Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from
Refugee)
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One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for
the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan waala asks him
for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....????? Take a guess . . Dhai
(2.5) another day...
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Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada....autowala usko uska ghar
le gaya aur 100 rs liya. Jabki actually, it wouldn't have costed more
than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he was not able to see
anything.kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then, raat hote hi, uski aankh
theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything clearly. WHY?
Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!
Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?
Gadha: Apple khaane
Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!
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Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi,
the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him
for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu is very sad, so
Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see-saw at the garden.
Suddenly the see-saw breaks... and they burst into a
song................... guess which one.... ........................
Scroll down for the answer!!!!!!!!..........................
..................
............................................
...........
............................
See-Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr... toot jaata hai....toot jaata
hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!!
----------------------
The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against the
enemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemy base....but
no one was able to cross the border and go across. fearing death . Just
then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the border.....and
nothing happened to him ..why??
Kyon ki
Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from
Refugee)
======================
One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for
the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan waala asks him
for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....????? Take a guess . . Dhai
(2.5) another day...
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Ek aadmi bank se bahar aake ek auto mein chada....autowala usko uska ghar
le gaya aur 100 rs liya. Jabki actually, it wouldn't have costed more
than 10 rs. Agle din, subah jab woh aadmi jagaa, he was not able to see
anything.kuch bhi nahin dikh raha tha But then, raat hote hi, uski aankh
theekh ho gayi and he was able to see everything clearly. WHY?
Kyonki autowaale ne us aadmi ko ULLOO bana diya tha!!!