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malikmca
June 16th, 2005, 10:32 AM
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have
2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?



















































Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the
boat will become LIGHTER.......using this LIGHTER you can light
the other cigarette :eek: :eek:























Another deadly answer. scroll down a little



















































Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches
win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the
cigarette :cool: :cool:


If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down












































































Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". :D :D

rajeshrathee
June 16th, 2005, 10:41 AM
wah malik ji

aap jaise

Red & White peene walo ki baat hi kuch or hai

mukeshkumar007
June 16th, 2005, 11:20 AM
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". :D :D

Sandeep bhiya.... :D :D yaar akhir apka kya vichar hai.. aap chate kya ho. :D .. yeha par doctro naie bi in dino apni fees kafi barha rekhi hai.....isliye bhi kuch rehm karo... :D :D

royalboy
June 16th, 2005, 11:38 AM
re mailk ,mar diye bhai.ha ha ha ha
kasutae jawab de rakhee se bhai
bahot badiya
mainee to puraa dimag la diya tha ,makha kisse tau dhore ta la re se sawal.hahahahahahahaha
keep going

devendramalik
June 16th, 2005, 01:03 PM
Bhai Sandeep... its really good

p_singhdelhi
June 16th, 2005, 01:33 PM
[QUOTE=malik_mca]Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have
2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?



Sandeepji there is other answer which just strike my mind " One cigarette is alredy lit the person will lit the other cigarette with it"

anyway quection was good exercise of mind . :)
Jabardast Jats

jagmohan
June 16th, 2005, 03:27 PM
Bhai Sandeep,

Kuch company ka kaam bhi kar le se ak saare din "TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee" rakhe se?????? Or woh bhi Bangalore mein.... Kuchh pani barsya ak nahin?

All in good humor!!!! Keep posting.....

shailender
June 16th, 2005, 03:54 PM
Malik sahab aap age sab khatam hai. Jokes ke badshah ho rahe ho kati

malikmca
June 16th, 2005, 04:26 PM
Bhai Sandeep,

Kuch company ka kaam bhi kar le se ak saare din "TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee" rakhe se?????? Or woh bhi Bangalore mein.... Kuchh pani barsya ak nahin?

All in good humor!!!! Keep posting.....
Kya hua Uncle jee.....dukhee ho liye kya hum se....agar ho liye ho to bta do taal maarenge aage te.....anyways Bangalore main to pani barsta he rah hai har 2-3 din main....so aade ke chinta na karo...... :D :D

malikmca
June 16th, 2005, 04:27 PM
Thanks bhaio....good to see that you liked it..... :)

jagmohan
June 16th, 2005, 04:49 PM
Bhai Sandeep,

Kati dhukhi nahin huye bhai. Jab koi jokes nahin deekhte, tab dukhi ho jyan hai. You missed out the 'Humor' part in my post!!!

Banglore ki yaad si aa gi thee. Have spent wonderful times there...

Wa baat phir kabhee...

Keep posting

mansi1218
June 16th, 2005, 05:28 PM
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee". :D :D[/QUOTE]

LOL........ :D wah-wah kya idea tha!!

dchhill
June 16th, 2005, 06:57 PM
agar ye email me forward kar diyaa to sab mil ke maarenge

malikmca
June 17th, 2005, 07:18 PM
Bhai Sandeep,

Kati dhukhi nahin huye bhai. Jab koi jokes nahin deekhte, tab dukhi ho jyan hai. You missed out the 'Humor' part in my post!!!

Banglore ki yaad si aa gi thee. Have spent wonderful times there...

Wa baat phir kabhee...

Keep posting
Are nahee Uncle jee...."Humor" part to smajh gya tha main par usse pehle naraj wala part tha na isiliye dar gya tha main.....
are aap Bangalore main kab rahte the....bataiye kabhee us baare main bhee......

pardeephooda
June 18th, 2005, 06:03 AM
ek cigratte ki taarif shuru kar do, doosri cigratte jalne lag jaayegi