angrezi master

[rajeshrathee]

rundha gaam ke school me angreji ka master laag gya......sab ghani - e taarif karen the rundhe ki angreji ki.....ek din inspector check karan aa gya.....inspector bolya "masreji, aap class ne kyukar padaaya karo, ek example dyo"...
rundha bolya"bolo baalko , gadha"..
baalak(sur me):"gadha"...
rundha:"gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha"
baalak"gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha"
rundha:"gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha,uske paache main"
baalak:"gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha,uske paache main"
inspector ka dimaag chakra gya...par pher bhi chup rahya..
rundha:""gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha,uske paache main er mere paache saara desh"
eeb te inspector daate ne datya....headmaster dhore ja ke saans liya...saari baat poor di....headmaster bhi cho me aa gya....rundha bulaya er puchya ek ya ke baat hui....rundha bolya "theek te se,gadha, gadhe ke paache gadha,uske paache main er mere paache saara desh"......main te baalkan ne "ASSASSINATION" ki spelling sikhaun tha"

[royalboy]

kammal ka tha rathi sahab
bahoot badiya
ghanee filmi chutkala pachee ek deshi sa thawee se
bahoot achee

[vikas]

jamai kasuta!!!..... mr. rathi......maza aagaya

juz like once

masterji asked one of the naughty student in the class that what is the english for "ek kunwari ladki neeche khadi hai" and the kid replied "missunderstanding"

:D

vikas