Thoda sa hans Lo

[hamendra]

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,
'God,
are you still in there?'

Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."

[gaganjat]

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Thora sa hans liya

[itsnavin]

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,
'God,
are you still in there?'

Excellent stuff!

[mukeshkumar007]

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Thora sa hans liya

Gagan bhoot kam hansa hai yaar, thora sa aur hansta to acha rehta........ ha ha ha