sandeep.dahiya
August 6th, 2005, 12:36 AM
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from
behind: U take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill
you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.The man was
astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step
a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was
instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing
him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian
angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell
were you when I got married?"
behind: U take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill
you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.The man was
astonished. He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step
a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was
instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing
him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian
angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell
were you when I got married?"