amitdhankher
August 6th, 2005, 02:36 PM
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ? :confused:
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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide(Ek side) ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
-
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate. :cool:
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A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also
its beginning !
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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a **** ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....
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2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar
where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....
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Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other
to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO
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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service :mad:
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ? :confused:
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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide(Ek side) ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
************************************************** ****
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
-
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate. :cool:
************************************************** ***
A Sardar was fond of detective novels, he always read from the middle, why ?
Its double interesting. It builds curiosity not only about its end but also
its beginning !
************************************************** *****
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a **** ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....
************************************************** *
2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar
where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....
************************************************** *******
Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other
to check whether it is working.
He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO
************************************************** ******************
Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service :mad: