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jaideepnara
August 8th, 2005, 10:05 PM
Ek bar ek buda Rohtak bus ade par badi der se intajar kar raha tha. Garmiyon ka tame tha pasina ediyon tak ja raha tha, bahut der hogi nahin aayee, buda paresan aur chho bhi bahut aa raha tha, par majburi thi intjaar karne ke alawa kuch nahi kar sakta; ke karta, ja ke 200 gram chane (bhugade) liye, tame pass ho ja, sare kha liye par va nahin aayee, bude ke chain nahin, kahi ighan ne andhe kabhi unghan ne, chane bhi hazam ho liye gas (paad) bhi Chutan lagee par va pher bhi nahin aayeeeee, --------------------------- ke karoon ----- ohhh aagee aageeeee - bus yaar aur bus ade pe ke aayegi, tau bhajya seat autan tain, aur jaa ke ek khidki aud ki seat pe ja bhetha. Thodi der mein ek suthari si chhori aayee tau dhore aa ke khadi hui, boli “tau ya te meri seat hai” nue kukar teri jab main is pe baitha soo, “ tau apne neeche dekh maine rumal dhar ke ya seat rok lee thi aar ya mari hogi” aacha ek chote se rumal seat pe dhare te ya teri hogi “ haan tau”, tau ne dekha itana bhajya aar mehnat bekar gayee tau bhi kam nahin tha **** tau ne apna Khandua (pagadi) chhori ke sar pe dhar diya chori chho me aagee “ tau ke kar raha se, saram Nahin aati” tau bola “ chori eb tu meri Hogi” “nu kukar” “jab ek chote se rumal dharein te ya seat teri ho sakti se to maine to tere sar pe pura ka pura khandua dhar diya” ………………………….. tau ki baat bhi thik thi …………………… chhori bhi ure pare ne dhakhan lagee…. Tau sahare mere jisa ek sarif sa chhora baitha tha , aapni seat chhori ne de di. Chhori bathagi. Ib tua bhi aaram te aur chhori bhi.


Tau kha raha tha chane ke bhugade, bar – bar paad (gas) aaye, ab chhori bahaar ki taraf dhekh rahi thi par wo kahtein hain “chor ki dhadi mein tinaka” Tau ne phir se paad aa gaya chhori pher dheikhan lagee, tau ne sochee isne bera paat gaya ki paad tune hi maaraa se. Tau ne khandua nak(nose) par laga liya aur bola “ LE DE MERA NAAM”………[/COLOR]

vinodks
August 9th, 2005, 01:45 AM
Hey Jaideep.... welcome to Jatland and keep pouring more jokes.... Enjoy
vinod

VirenderNarwal
August 9th, 2005, 11:38 PM
theth haryanvi......

royalboy
August 10th, 2005, 12:06 AM
are maar diye bhai

royalboy
August 10th, 2005, 12:13 AM
are maar diye bhai