joke

[jitender_singh]

> > One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the
> > class of 5-year-olds, " I'll give #20 to the child who can tell me who
was
> > the most famous man who ever lived."
> >
> >
> > An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher
> > said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."
> >
> > Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The
> > teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.
> >
> > Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, It was Jesus Christ."
> >
> > The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and
I'll
> > give you the #20."
> >
> > As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, "You know
Jignesh,
> > since you're Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
> >
> > Jignesh replied," Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but
> business
> > is business!"

Cheers
Jitender

[sandeep.dahiya]

kati lath gad diya bhai.............

[khoushi]

Good intelligent joke :)

[ganeshjat]

bahoot badiya ,