Tau........

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Once two old men traveling in a bus without ticket. One sitting near to
driver seat and other at the conductor seat. Conductor come to Tau who
was near to driver seat and ask for ticket.
Conductor > Tau Ticket.
Tau 1 > Beta Paise na hai.
Conductor > Tau ya to sarkari gaadi hai,Ticket to leni padegi.
Tau 1 > Beta nu souch liye gaam (Village) ke chori mil gayi thi ar uske Maan kar di.
Conductor > Thik sa Tau.
When conductor reaches to another Tau and ask for Ticket.
Conductor > Tau Ticket.
Tau 2 > Beta Paise na hai.
Conductor > Tau ya to sarkari gaadi hai,Ticket tu leni padegi.
Tau 2 > Beta agey jo budha betha hai ustai lay le.
Conductor > tau wo tu nu bola,Beta nu souch liye gam (Village) ke chori mil gi thi ar uske Maan kar di.
Tau 2 > Beta jab tane itna souch liya ,tu nu bhi souch liye chori gali uska batau(husband) bhe hai.