sandeepmann
August 13th, 2005, 12:36 PM
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation. "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,"Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said,"OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?". Sardarji replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "
Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
A train suddenly deviated from the tracks and ran onto the nearby fields before returning on the tracks again. The passengers were horrified at this. At the
next railway station, the driver was caught and questioned. He was a sardar and explained that a man was standing on the tracks and he refused to budge.
The authorities asked him, "Sardarji, are you mad? Just to save one person, you put so many lives in danger. You should have overrun that person." The
sardar replied: "Exactly, that is what I was doing, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close."
A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says
" Hello, how did you know I was here?"
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how he had fared. He replied, "Exam was okay, except for the past tense of 'think'. I thought, thought, thought and at last, I wrote 'thunk'!"
PAIR OF STRAGE SOCKS
Santa : What a strange pair of socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots!
Banta : Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOSQUITO & FLY
Santa: What is the difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?
Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
PARENTAL ACHIEVEMENTS
Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta singh : Yes, I have.
Santa singh : Well, my father dug it.
Banta singh : That’s nothing, have you ever heard of
Dead sea?
Santa singh : Yes, I have.
Banta singh : Well, my father killed it.
TRAVELLING BY TRAIN
After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express.
Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed .
When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn’t understand hindi had occupied his son’s berth .
Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help. TT said that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi & asked Santa Singh to
explained the whole situation to him in English .
Santa Singh explained , ” That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child.”
LESBIA
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting in a bar when Banta Singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her the Bar Tender said, “Hey don’t worry about her, She is a lesbian! “.
Banta Singh “Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them” and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he said “Where exactly in Lesbia are you from?”
SANTA & AN AMERICAN
Santa Singh and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The American asks Santa Singh if he’d like to play a fun game. Santa Singh is tired, so he declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.” Again, Santa Singh declines. The American, now
agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I pay you $500.”
This catches Santa Singh’s attention. He sits up, yawns and agrees to play the game. The American asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
Santa Singh doesn’t say a word, reaches his wallet, pulls out $5, hands it to the American.
“Okay,” says the American, “Your turn.” Santa asks, “What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 8 legs?” and goes back to sleep. The American, totally puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references… no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress… no answer. He sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers… no answer.
After an hour, he wakes Santa Singh up and hands him $500.
Santa Singh thanks him and goes back to sleep. The American shakes Santa Singh and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”
Without a word, Santa Singh reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation. "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,"Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said,"OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How was the interview ?". Sardarji replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "
Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
A train suddenly deviated from the tracks and ran onto the nearby fields before returning on the tracks again. The passengers were horrified at this. At the
next railway station, the driver was caught and questioned. He was a sardar and explained that a man was standing on the tracks and he refused to budge.
The authorities asked him, "Sardarji, are you mad? Just to save one person, you put so many lives in danger. You should have overrun that person." The
sardar replied: "Exactly, that is what I was doing, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close."
A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says
" Hello, how did you know I was here?"
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out.
His friends asked him how he had fared. He replied, "Exam was okay, except for the past tense of 'think'. I thought, thought, thought and at last, I wrote 'thunk'!"
PAIR OF STRAGE SOCKS
Santa : What a strange pair of socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots!
Banta : Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOSQUITO & FLY
Santa: What is the difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?
Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
PARENTAL ACHIEVEMENTS
Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta singh : Yes, I have.
Santa singh : Well, my father dug it.
Banta singh : That’s nothing, have you ever heard of
Dead sea?
Santa singh : Yes, I have.
Banta singh : Well, my father killed it.
TRAVELLING BY TRAIN
After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express.
Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed .
When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn’t understand hindi had occupied his son’s berth .
Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help. TT said that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi & asked Santa Singh to
explained the whole situation to him in English .
Santa Singh explained , ” That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child.”
LESBIA
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting in a bar when Banta Singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her the Bar Tender said, “Hey don’t worry about her, She is a lesbian! “.
Banta Singh “Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them” and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he said “Where exactly in Lesbia are you from?”
SANTA & AN AMERICAN
Santa Singh and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The American asks Santa Singh if he’d like to play a fun game. Santa Singh is tired, so he declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.” Again, Santa Singh declines. The American, now
agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I pay you $500.”
This catches Santa Singh’s attention. He sits up, yawns and agrees to play the game. The American asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
Santa Singh doesn’t say a word, reaches his wallet, pulls out $5, hands it to the American.
“Okay,” says the American, “Your turn.” Santa asks, “What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 8 legs?” and goes back to sleep. The American, totally puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references… no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress… no answer. He sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers… no answer.
After an hour, he wakes Santa Singh up and hands him $500.
Santa Singh thanks him and goes back to sleep. The American shakes Santa Singh and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”
Without a word, Santa Singh reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep.