devendramalik
August 17th, 2005, 10:50 AM
Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha,
*** Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha,
*** Coolie ne kaha "bahar jaake poocho."
*** Mainekhud hi rasta doondh liya,
*** Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,
*** "bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?"
*** jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.."
*** Taxi chod, mainebus pakad li,
*** conductor se pooncha, "ji. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"
*** wo gurrra kar bola, "hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."
* **Mainekaha, "par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"
*** Phir se gurrrraya, " usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."
*** Aagre pahucha, hotel gaya.
*** Manager se kaha, " mujhe room chahiye, satve manzil pe."
*** Manager ne kaha, "rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"
*** Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek paani ka gilas milega."!
*** Usne jawab diya, " nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai."
*** Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
*** Raste me ek sahab se pooncha,
*** "janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
*** Janab hans kar bole, " peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi
* padi
*** hai....kahin nahin jaati"
*** Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada
*** Usne poocha, "kaise aana hua?"
*** Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
*** Mainebhi jawab diya, "bus se.."
*** Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,
*** "areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch
* taja
*** taja khilao..
*** " sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol
* diye.
*** Kaha, "taji hawa kha lijiye."
*** Dost ne phir se badi pyar se biwi se kaha,
*** "areeee sunti ho.! ..inhe jara apna 40 saal purana aachar to
* dikhana."
*** Bhabiji ek batli me rakha aachar le aayi,
*** Mainebhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha,
*** "bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi....?"
*** Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya,
*** "yuhi agar sab ko chakhati to aachar 40 saal purana kaise hota..?"
*** Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne pote ko soola rahi thi,
*** Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so ja."
*** Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, "yaar ye diploma kya
** hai?"
*** Dost ne jawab diya, "mere pote ka naam,
*** Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le
* aayi,
*** isiliye hamne iska naam diploma rakh diya."
*** Phir mainepooncha, "aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?"
*** Dost ne jawab diya, "bambai gayi! hai, degree lene ke liye"
* He He He.......
*** Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha,
*** Coolie ne kaha "bahar jaake poocho."
*** Mainekhud hi rasta doondh liya,
*** Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,
*** "bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?"
*** jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.."
*** Taxi chod, mainebus pakad li,
*** conductor se pooncha, "ji. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"
*** wo gurrra kar bola, "hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."
* **Mainekaha, "par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"
*** Phir se gurrrraya, " usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."
*** Aagre pahucha, hotel gaya.
*** Manager se kaha, " mujhe room chahiye, satve manzil pe."
*** Manager ne kaha, "rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"
*** Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek paani ka gilas milega."!
*** Usne jawab diya, " nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai."
*** Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,
*** Raste me ek sahab se pooncha,
*** "janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"
*** Janab hans kar bole, " peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi
* padi
*** hai....kahin nahin jaati"
*** Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada
*** Usne poocha, "kaise aana hua?"
*** Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
*** Mainebhi jawab diya, "bus se.."
*** Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,
*** "areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch
* taja
*** taja khilao..
*** " sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol
* diye.
*** Kaha, "taji hawa kha lijiye."
*** Dost ne phir se badi pyar se biwi se kaha,
*** "areeee sunti ho.! ..inhe jara apna 40 saal purana aachar to
* dikhana."
*** Bhabiji ek batli me rakha aachar le aayi,
*** Mainebhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha,
*** "bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi....?"
*** Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya,
*** "yuhi agar sab ko chakhati to aachar 40 saal purana kaise hota..?"
*** Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne pote ko soola rahi thi,
*** Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so ja."
*** Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, "yaar ye diploma kya
** hai?"
*** Dost ne jawab diya, "mere pote ka naam,
*** Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le
* aayi,
*** isiliye hamne iska naam diploma rakh diya."
*** Phir mainepooncha, "aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?"
*** Dost ne jawab diya, "bambai gayi! hai, degree lene ke liye"
* He He He.......