:DSubject: Medical alert :: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically. Studies also proved that the
virus can be transmitted through laptops, mobile phones.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else
via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK
is controlling your life.
Have a great day! J:rock