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    short but smart ones!!!

    WITH CARE:

    TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on
    the floor?
    > > | CINDY: You told me to do it without using
    tables!
    > > |
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    > > | TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
    > > | SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
    > > | TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    > > | SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
    > > |
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    > > | TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North
    America.
    > > | GEORGE: Here it is!
    > > | TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered
    America?
    > > | CLASS: George!
    > > |
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    > > | TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have
    today that we didn't
    > > | have ten years ago.
    > > | WILLY: Me!
    > > |
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    > > | SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
    > > | FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to
    write?
    > > | SYLVIA: Your sign. on this report card.
    > > |
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    > > | TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by
    biting insects?
    > > | JOSE: Don't bite any.
    > > |
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    > > | TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with
    "I".
    > > | ELLEN: I is...
    > > | TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
    > > | ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of
    the alphabet."
    > > |
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    > > | Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of
    COINCIDENCE?"
    > > | Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
    on the sameday
    > > | sametime."
    > > |
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    > > | Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped
    down his father's Cherry
    > > | tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you
    know why his father
    >didn't
    > > | punish him?"
    > > | Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in
    his hand."
    > > |
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    > > | Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    > > | Father : No. Why do you ask that?
    > > | Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
    > > |
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    > > | Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are
    wearing, one is green
    >and
    > > | one is blue with red spots!
    > > | Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another
    pair of the same at
    > > | home.
    > > |
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    > > | At a church school gathering, one little old
    lady approached a cute
    > > | 5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her
    good looks. "I musta
    >got
    > > | 'em from my Daddy," said the little girl,
    > > | "'cause Mommy's still got hers."
    > > |
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    > > | Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
    donkey and stopped
    >him,
    > > | what virtue would I be showing?
    > > | Student: Brotherly love.
    > > |
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    > > | Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
    prayers before eating?
    > > | Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
    cook.
    > > |
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    > > | Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog"
    is exactly the same as
    > > | your brother's. Did u copy his?
    > > | Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
    > > |
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    > > | Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on
    talking when people
    >are
    > > | no longer interested?
    > > | Pupil : A teacher.
    > > |
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    > > | Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a
    cow is grazing in the
    > > | field"
    > > | Student : A cow and a bull are grazing in the
    field
    > > | Teacher : How ?
    > > | Student : Ladies first
    ए भोले इन्सान दो बात मेरी मान ले|
    एक बोलना ले सीख और शत्रु पहचान ले|

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    Good 1's

    If it is possible it will happen.
    If its impossible , it will just take a little longer.

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    Bhot Badhiya !
    Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

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    really good .....
    enough for my laugh apetite for one day...

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    Good <Keep it up
    SANJAY MALIK\nKEEP IN TOUCH!!!!!

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    good one !!

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