PROFESSOR Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam,
par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
MUNNA BHAI Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
MUNNA BHAI Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.