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    Aao gap marange..dekhna hai sabte bara gappi kon ?

    sare suno ..dimag mein ulta pulta kuchh aaya ...socha bachpan mein ajib ajib si gap mara karte...to kyon na usiye lambi-2 gap marke dekha aur fer decide karan ke kon sabte bara Gappi ?
    Jab bhi Sign karu sun ...nayare aawe sain:eek::eek:

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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by rajeevkadyan View Post
    sare suno ..dimag mein ulta pulta kuchh aaya ...socha bachpan mein ajib ajib si gap mara karte...to kyon na usiye lambi-2 gap marke dekha aur fer decide karan ke kon sabte bara Gappi ?
    Bhai Kadyaan .... manne te aaj tahin gapp maari na ..... na ib maarta Gapp ... er na aage maroon ye gapp ........ Gapp maarn ka kaam te bera nahi kyun karein sain log baag .......
    Sanjeet Ahlawat
    "Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas." - Marie Curie
    +91 9873485784
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    :p:D

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    Bhai mein to sare din nari Gap mare jaya karun ...program mein bhi maine apne nayri class banaya karun gapi ke name ..aur ib ek do din mein ek naye language bhi lakran aala sun..Gap++ ...are kaal ki baat hai Microsoft aale naya OS lakrenge Window Gappi :eek:
    Jab bhi Sign karu sun ...nayare aawe sain:eek::eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjeetsparp View Post
    Bhai Kadyaan .... manne te aaj tahin gapp maari na ..... na ib maarta Gapp ... er na aage maroon ye gapp ........ Gapp maarn ka kaam te bera nahi kyun karein sain log baag .......
    wah wah wah... maie kal hi kisiko keh reha tha ki.. sanjeet jaisa acha aur devta jaisa insaan na to is dharti par pehle kabi paida huwa hai na hi kabi hone wala..:rolleyes: sanjeet to purush hi nai hai wo to mahapurash hai

    Apki sach bolne ke kisse to raja harischandar ko bi pahooch gaye narak maie.. :D:D

    sachi maie mahan hoo aap to .. apke achaiyoo ke charche to natik siksha ki kitab maie pehle lession maie honge...:D:D
    “Lead me, follow me or get out of my way”

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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjeetsparp View Post
    Bhai Kadyaan .... manne te aaj tahin gapp maari na ..... na ib maarta Gapp ... er na aage maroon ye gapp ........ Gapp maarn ka kaam te bera nahi kyun karein sain log baag .......

    Bhai Ahlawat tu thik kah sai...aaj maine bhi dekhi thi teri khabar IBN7 pe....kahen the Ghana sachaaaa:eekitna sacha ke sachai bhi usne dekhke sharma ja) chhora dekha gaya hai Gochhi gaam ke aas paas ..name Sanjeet Ahlawat
    Jab bhi Sign karu sun ...nayare aawe sain:eek::eek:

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    Talking

    Ye jatlander koi bhi killki er rooke nahi maarte ................ bechaare bahut seedhe hain
    Sanjeet Ahlawat
    "Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas." - Marie Curie
    +91 9873485784
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    :p:D

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    Smile maro gap

    Quote Originally Posted by sanjeetsparp View Post
    Bhai Kadyaan .... manne te aaj tahin gapp maari na ..... na ib maarta Gapp ... er na aage maroon ye gapp ........ Gapp maarn ka kaam te bera nahi kyun karein sain log baag .......


    jo kaam aaj tak na kiya use karne ka apna hi maza hai.

    praggya

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    yu nari gap kunsi hoya karre:eek:.nariaa gup marti hai ye to suna tha:p
    Quote Originally Posted by rajeevkadyan View Post
    Bhai mein to sare din nari Gap mare jaya karun ...program mein bhi maine apne nayri class banaya karun gapi ke name ..aur ib ek do din mein ek naye language bhi lakran aala sun..Gap++ ...are kaal ki baat hai Microsoft aale naya OS lakrenge Window Gappi :eek:
    " If the loser keeps his smile........
    Then the winner will loose the thrill of the victory.......
    Attitude make the difference......"

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    Arr na KOYE chuttkalley cheppta....aaj ka saara din kharab ho gya....manne aagley ek saal ka ADVANCE mai kaam kar girra.....:D arr iska credit Sanjeet ko jata hai....Sanjeet kum tai kum ek chuttkalliye likh dey....paleeeej:p
    Quote Originally Posted by sanjeetsparp View Post
    Ye jatlander koi bhi killki er rooke nahi maarte ................ bechaare bahut seedhe hain
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

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    Lagate Jiggar

    Yo Sanjeet ji agar maine mil ja te..........isne aapni chaatiiiii ke la lyuuuu....aaiyee re mere lagte jiggar...........kit si tha mere birr...tane dekhe jugde ho gye......lya tanne puchkar dyuuuuuuuuuu......aur bhai jamana ho gya tere aapne "khud k" khubsurat chutkale sunyaaaaaaaaa....?
    Tere chutkalyan ke kis Kasai ki Nazar lag gai..........tere chutkalaya ka te aakal sa pad rya se....tere chutkalyan ki te JL wale nyu baaat dekhe se.....jukar sukhe m kishan Mhinn (Barsat) ki baatt dekhe se....?.
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    मेरी जिन्दगी.....मेरा अन्दाज
    Work as a Labour.....Live as a King.
    कर भला हो भला.....अंत भले का भला
    To do better make changes where necessary and find other avenues.
    ALL POWER IS WITHIN YOU. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. BELIEVE IN THAT.
    अपने तो अपने होते हैं.....बाकी सब सपने होते हैं ।

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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by virendernarwal View Post
    Yo Sanjeet ji agar maine mil ja te..........isne aapni chaatiiiii ke la lyuuuu....aaiyee re mere lagte jiggar...........kit si tha mere birr...tane dekhe jugde ho gye......lya tanne puchkar dyuuuuuuuuuu......aur bhai jamana ho gya tere aapne "khud k" khubsurat chutkale sunyaaaaaaaaa....?
    Tere chutkalyan ke kis Kasai ki Nazar lag gai..........tere chutkalaya ka te aakal sa pad rya se....tere chutkalyan ki te JL wale nyu baaat dekhe se.....jukar sukhe m kishan Mhinn (Barsat) ki baatt dekhe se....?.
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    hahahahahhahahahahha bera sai maanne mil te gaya te sootkiyaan kaal taroge ..... main te ude break maaraaya
    Sanjeet Ahlawat
    "Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas." - Marie Curie
    +91 9873485784
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    :p:D

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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda View Post
    Arr na KOYE chuttkalley cheppta....aaj ka saara din kharab ho gya....manne aagley ek saal ka ADVANCE mai kaam kar girra.....:D arr iska credit Sanjeet ko jata hai....Sanjeet kum tai kum ek chuttkalliye likh dey....paleeeej:p
    haan main te kaade bhi bakwaad nahi kerta ......... chutkala nahi kehaani likhya karoon .................
    Sanjeet Ahlawat
    "Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas." - Marie Curie
    +91 9873485784
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    :p:D

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    Jo gapp margi ho tai theik sai na tai mein pher aaunga iss taage meh kai ... thyaa jo gi tai katti banaas dunga ... jeemta nahi chodunga ... katti maar ke chodni hai iss baar :p

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    Aaj mere ko saara din Chaupal mai chat kartey dekh mera boss bollya akk Sunita tai to double promotion dua ho thi:p:D
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

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    Quote Originally Posted by ritu View Post
    yu nari gap kunsi hoya karre:eek:.nariaa gup marti hai ye to suna tha:p

    haryanvi mein Matra ki galti ki maffi hoya kare Ritu...aur yo Nariaa ka matlab to Bachhda hoya kare (ya fir nu kahle naya naya baladh ) ib koni aave thari samjh mein ..kade buggi ya bail gari chalai sai ?
    Jab bhi Sign karu sun ...nayare aawe sain:eek::eek:

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    buggi chaliyi te na se par baithi bhateri be su.er gaussae er thapedi bhateri paath rakhi se mane.er gandaase te leke daraati te leke kassi bhi chala rakhi hai.er shaani bhi bhe rakhi si .saare kam kar rakhe se er ha tractor bhi chala rakha se er laamni bhi kar rakhi hai.er ha johad me bhains bhi nahva rakhi hai er teeja pe jhoola me paatdia ki jagah khaat ghal ke jhul bhi rakha haii.er ha ghal bhi ghaalni aave se mane ,in saari baata me kuch sach se er kuch gupp.eb gupp ke hai er sach ke vo padniaa ke uppar
    Quote Originally Posted by rajeevkadyan View Post
    haryanvi mein Matra ki galti ki maffi hoya kare Ritu...aur yo Nariaa ka matlab to Bachhda hoya kare (ya fir nu kahle naya naya baladh ) ib koni aave thari samjh mein ..kade buggi ya bail gari chalai sai ?
    Last edited by ritu; April 18th, 2008 at 02:19 AM.
    " If the loser keeps his smile........
    Then the winner will loose the thrill of the victory.......
    Attitude make the difference......"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ritu View Post
    buggi chaliyi te na se par baithi bhateri be su.er gaussae er thapedi bhateri paath rakhi se mane.er gandaase te leke daraati te leke kassi bhi chala rakhi hai.er shaani bhi bhe rakhi si .saare kam kar rakhe se er ha tractor bhi chala rakha se er laamni bhi kar rakhi hai.er ha johad me bhains bhi nahva rakhi hai er teeja pe jhoola me paatdia ki jagah khaat ghal ke jhul bhi rakha haii.er ha ghal bhi ghaalni aave se mane ,in saari baata me kuch sach se er kuch gupp.eb gupp ke hai er sach ke vo padniaa ke uppar
    maine bera patga gupp ke sain ?
    Jab bhi Sign karu sun ...nayare aawe sain:eek::eek:

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    Killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiii @ nariaa= bachhda
    Quote Originally Posted by rajeevkadyan View Post
    haryanvi mein Matra ki galti ki maffi hoya kare Ritu...aur yo [Bold]Nariaa ka matlab to Bachhda hoya kare[/B] (ya fir nu kahle naya naya baladh ) ib koni aave thari samjh mein ..kade buggi ya bail gari chalai sai ?
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunitahooda View Post
    Killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiii @ nariaa= bachhda

    are yaar teen age Bail ko na nariaa kaha karen:eek:
    Jab bhi Sign karu sun ...nayare aawe sain:eek::eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by rajeevkadyan View Post
    are yaar teen age Bail ko na nariaa kaha karen:eek:

    Arre mere pyaare dost ... teen age mein toh balahad budhha hon laag jaya karai ... teen matlab 13 tp 19... arr bachada tae 3 saal mein balhadd/saand ho jaa hai :p

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