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    Aage Nei Sarakiyo (a Rajasthani joke)

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    "आगै नै सरकियो"

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    गांव में एक लुगाई बुहारी निकाळ रैयी थी । चौक में उण रो धणी बैठ्यो थो। बा बुहारी काडती-काडती उणरै कनै आई तो बोली, 'परै सी सरकियो ।'

    आदमी उठकै पौळी में आगो । लुगाई भी बुहारी काडती-काडती पौळी में आगी और धणी नै बोली, 'आगै नै सरकियो दिखां ।'

    आदमी बारलै चौक में आगो । थोड़ी ताळ पछै बठै भी आगै सरकणै की बात कैयी । बो उठकै घरां रै बारणै दरूजै पर आगो अर चबूतरै पर बैठगो । लुगाई बुहारती-बुहारती घरां कै बारै आई तो पति नै बोली, 'सरकियो दिखां।'

    आदमी आखतो होय'र मुंबई चल्यो गयो । बठै सूं चिट्ठी लिखी- 'अब भी तेरै अड़ूं हूं कै और आगै सरकूं? आगै समंदर है, देख लिए।'

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    तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय

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    ha ha ha ha ... majedar ...

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    bi kon ghana saghna chutkala llikhyaa batho:rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by dndeswal View Post
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    "आगै नै सरकियो"

    एक राजस्थानी चुटकले पर निगाह पड़ी, जाटलैंड wiki के इस पेज पर । मजेदार किस्सा लगा । उसको नीचे लिख रहा हूं । राजस्थानी पढ़ने और समझने में मुझे तो कोई दिक्कत हुई नहीं । आप भी पढ़ो जरा -


    गांव में एक लुगाई बुहारी निकाळ रैयी थी । चौक में उण रो धणी बैठ्यो थो। बा बुहारी काडती-काडती उणरै कनै आई तो बोली, 'परै सी सरकियो ।'

    आदमी उठकै पौळी में आगो । लुगाई भी बुहारी काडती-काडती पौळी में आगी और धणी नै बोली, 'आगै नै सरकियो दिखां ।'

    आदमी बारलै चौक में आगो । थोड़ी ताळ पछै बठै भी आगै सरकणै की बात कैयी । बो उठकै घरां रै बारणै दरूजै पर आगो अर चबूतरै पर बैठगो । लुगाई बुहारती-बुहारती घरां कै बारै आई तो पति नै बोली, 'सरकियो दिखां।'

    आदमी आखतो होय'र मुंबई चल्यो गयो । बठै सूं चिट्ठी लिखी- 'अब भी तेरै अड़ूं हूं कै और आगै सरकूं? आगै समंदर है, देख लिए।'

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    Bahut Badhiya Deswal uncle ji:rock:rock:rock
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    bahut achaa Uncle ji mazza aa gaya

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    HAHAHA! :D:D DND uncle, yo to ghanna badhia tha !! Ek dum teth desi ! :D
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



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    घणा सवाया लाग्यो
    I AM WHAT I AM....JAT.... 16X2=8

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    thoda age ne sarkiyeen dikha marjyana.. :D

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    Uncle ji.
    Chutkule te faaltu suvaad to LANGUAGE main agaye...:rock:rock
    Quote Originally Posted by dndeswal View Post
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    "आगै नै सरकियो"

    एक राजस्थानी चुटकले पर निगाह पड़ी, जाटलैंड wiki के इस पेज पर । मजेदार किस्सा लगा । उसको नीचे लिख रहा हूं । राजस्थानी पढ़ने और समझने में मुझे तो कोई दिक्कत हुई नहीं । आप भी पढ़ो जरा -


    गांव में एक लुगाई बुहारी निकाळ रैयी थी । चौक में उण रो धणी बैठ्यो थो। बा बुहारी काडती-काडती उणरै कनै आई तो बोली, 'परै सी सरकियो ।'

    आदमी उठकै पौळी में आगो । लुगाई भी बुहारी काडती-काडती पौळी में आगी और धणी नै बोली, 'आगै नै सरकियो दिखां ।'

    आदमी बारलै चौक में आगो । थोड़ी ताळ पछै बठै भी आगै सरकणै की बात कैयी । बो उठकै घरां रै बारणै दरूजै पर आगो अर चबूतरै पर बैठगो । लुगाई बुहारती-बुहारती घरां कै बारै आई तो पति नै बोली, 'सरकियो दिखां।'

    आदमी आखतो होय'र मुंबई चल्यो गयो । बठै सूं चिट्ठी लिखी- 'अब भी तेरै अड़ूं हूं कै और आगै सरकूं? आगै समंदर है, देख लिए।'

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    One more Rajasthani joke

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    हांसणियो

    कई देर बोल्यां पछै एक आदमी जद माइक छोड्यो तो कनै बैठ्यो एक अंग्रेज बोल्यो- थारै देस रा नेता इतणी देर भासण दे सकै है?

    आदमी बोल्यो- नेताजी तो अब आवण आळा है। ओ तो माइक टेस्टिंग आळो है।

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    तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय

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    HAHAHA!! :D:D DND Uncleji mazo aagiyo !

    LOL, HHKLP > :D:D > ओ तो माइक टेस्टिंग आळो है।

    Desi Rajasthani sun ke jee saa aagaya !



    Quote Originally Posted by dndeswal View Post
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    हांसणियो

    कई देर बोल्यां पछै एक आदमी जद माइक छोड्यो तो कनै बैठ्यो एक अंग्रेज बोल्यो- थारै देस रा नेता इतणी देर भासण दे सकै है?

    आदमी बोल्यो- नेताजी तो अब आवण आळा है। ओ तो माइक टेस्टिंग आळो है।

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    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



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    Moh ko bi majo aagayo DND sahab:D......chutkalan ki konan khaanan khol rakhi ho:rock

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    Moh ko bi majo aagayo DND sahab ..... ginddakdo...ek Oontddo :rock :rock !!!

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    Moh ko bi majo aagayo DND sahab:D......chutkalan ki konan khaanan khol rakhi ho:rock

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    Badhiya chutkala tha sirji

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    Quote Originally Posted by dndeswal View Post
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    हांसणियो

    कई देर बोल्यां पछै एक आदमी जद माइक छोड्यो तो कनै बैठ्यो एक अंग्रेज बोल्यो- थारै देस रा नेता इतणी देर भासण दे सकै है?

    आदमी बोल्यो- नेताजी तो अब आवण आळा है। ओ तो माइक टेस्टिंग आळो है।

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    HAHAHAAHAHa...bechara angrezz..:D
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    :D Ghane badiya chutkule the Deshwal Ji....... vo bhi ek ke saath ek free....... Majaa a gyo
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    kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bhai @ ek ke saath ek free

    aaj desh ke halaat aise ho gaye hain ki Daangraa ka naam lena bhi bhalai ka kaam nahi raha:D:D:D....aise mein ye chatukalle hi kuchh jaan funkte hain sharir mein

    Quote Originally Posted by aryasatyadev View Post
    :D Ghane badiya chutkule the Deshwal Ji....... vo bhi ek ke saath ek free....... Majaa a gyo

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    Quote Originally Posted by sachinb View Post
    kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bhai @ ek ke saath ek free

    aaj desh ke halaat aise ho gaye hain ki daangraa ka naam lena bhi bhalai ka kaam nahi raha:d:d:d....aise mein ye chatukalle hi kuchh jaan funkte hain sharir mein
    ठीक कहा सचिन भाई.... आप ने ही मेरे दर्द को सही समझा है......अब तो पोस्ट भी डिलीट हो जाते है . वैसे चुत्त्कला बड़ा ही मजेदार लिखा है लिखने वाले ने ... जी घणा राजी हो गया सौद्दा पढ़ की ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dndeswal View Post
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    हांसणियो

    कई देर बोल्यां पछै एक आदमी जद माइक छोड्यो तो कनै बैठ्यो एक अंग्रेज बोल्यो- थारै देस रा नेता इतणी देर भासण दे सकै है?

    आदमी बोल्यो- नेताजी तो अब आवण आळा है। ओ तो माइक टेस्टिंग आळो है।

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    haahahahahahahahhaahahahah...................ekdum mast!!!

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    gud.....

    DND uncle, bahut hi choki bat kahi................ aage or aando......

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