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    JAT KA HISSAB

    ek bar ek jat ne ek baniye ke pisse dene the,baniye ne bhut jayada tagaza kar diya pissa ka,jat ne jayada larri lappi na deni aave thi,jab jat ghana tang pa liya te ek din baniye te bolya seth ji tharre pisse tayar se kal aa ke le jao,baniye ne raat bhar nid na aai,wo to savera hone ka intzar karta raya,jaise hi subah hoi baniya aapna bhai khatta le ke jat ke ghrah pahunch gaya,jat bolya haa seth ji ke hissab kitab se,baniya andar hi andar ghana khush ho gaya ke bhai aaj te jat asli mein hi hissab karega,baniyea bolya choudhary hissab te nu se ke chickum chick chianve aur 2 lihaz ke aur 2 bayaz ke yanni pure 100 ho gaye. (formula of calculation 6*6 = 96 + 2 + 2 = 100 ) jat ne jayada hisab kitab na aave tha,jat ne to dusra intzam kar rakhya tha,bolya thik se seth ji,aur khidki me se bhar ishra kar diya,aur bhar dhol bajan lag gaya aur andar jat baniye ki dhulai karan lag gaya,baniya pit-te pit-te bolya choudhary mane maf kar de na pitte mein tharre te eb te aage pisse na mangu aur baniye ne bhai khatte pe kalam pher di aur jat te hath jod ke bolya choudhary bhar kisse ne meri pitai na batlaiyo,jat bolya thik se.
    ghanne dina pitche ek din baniya aur baniye ka chhorra kite ja the to rastte mein kahin dhol baj raya tha to baniye ka chorra bolya bapu yu dhol kayan ke naam ka baj raya se,baniya bolya beta yah te jaldi bhag le kyunke yaha koi jat kisse baniye ka hissab karan lag raya se kitte ham bhi lapete mein na aa jave ....?

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    Kati kasuta chutkula tha bhai!!! wah! hahaha!
    ...Wouldn't follow the trodden path, but shall leave a blazing trail!!!...

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    kasuta aur sahi hissab kiya 6*6=96 ka

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    Ha HA Ha huuuuurrrrrrrrrr .. baaadhiiyyyyaaa...

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    Wonderfull Narwal Sahab.
    Bhai agar pehchan sake to--This is Sukhbir Hooda--Ex Carrier Mumbai---Just Think.
    More in next mail.
    Sukhbir Hooda

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    Bahoot Badhiya Bhai Narwal saab....aar Malik bhai saab ka Action dekh le to char chand laag gye joke mein......Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......jama gaam ki yaad aagee..............

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    Hahaha Kasuta Hisabey tha Jat ta Ek Minute ma hisab kar diya Baneye ka.

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    kati endy tha !!!

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    Harvinder Malik (Apr 08, 2003 03:07 p.m.):
    Ha HA Ha huuuuurrrrrrrrrr .. baaadhiiyyyyaaa...
    ha ha ha.....
    badhiya hisaab karya JAT nai.
    Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

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    Easiest and perfect way to deal with monopoly and exploitation !! Very Good One !! Congrates !!

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    kasuta hisab jat ka............jat te kade koi baniya pher hisab kitab ki na pooche ga...........................good one


    cheers,......
    love is life, love & be loved

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    Fantastic !!

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