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    How a Programmer writes a love letter...

    Hi gud morning


    Sweetheart,
    I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
    My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
    You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
    Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
    When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/
    With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I’ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.
    Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I’ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
    I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
    And it’s all but certain that if
    this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
    Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free...

    Regards,
    Your Love

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    really cool...

    Good stuff yaar!!!!!!!!!!!

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    thank u

    maine apka love letter kai jagah bheja, sabko acha laga

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    Quote Originally Posted by choudharyneelam
    Hi gud morning


    Sweetheart,
    I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
    My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
    You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.
    Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
    When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/
    With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I’ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.
    Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I’ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
    I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.
    And it’s all but certain that if
    this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.
    Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free...

    Regards,
    Your Love
    bahu badhiya
    virus free love letter.

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    yaar neelam tum kab ish kumputer line mein aa gayi :D :p
    btw, cool bug free luv letter

    rock on
    Jit
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



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    Nicely written ,but not plateform independent, will work with IT girl only

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by raj2212
    maine apka love letter kai jagah bheja, sabko acha laga

    Hey Raj, this love letter is not mine....it's written by a programmer.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by sanjaysiwach
    Nicely written ,but not plateform independent, will work with IT girl only

    so you were deciding to copy it and send it to someone

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