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    How To Stay Young?

    Someone sent this to me and I found it interesting. See if you like it.

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    Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

    "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . . YOU BECOME 21. YES !!

    But then you turn 30.

    Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

    But wait! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

    So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

    You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day- by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there.

    Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92." Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half !

    HOW TO STAY YOUNG

    1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them "
    2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
    3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
    4. Enjoy the simple things.
    5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
    6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
    7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets,keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
    8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
    9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
    10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

    AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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    Regards,

    JS Malik
    JAT BALWAN, JAI BHAGWAN

    (Ein Volk - Ein Reich - Ein Fuhrer)

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    Quote Originally Posted by jagmohan
    Someone sent this to me and I found it interesting. See if you like it.

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    Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is whe! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!


    AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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    Regards,

    JS Malik
    well said jaggu uncle,,,,, ey meri joora zabein,, tujhey mallom nahi ,,, tu abhi tak hai ,, hansi aur mein jawaan,,, heheheh,,,,, aap ney too aaj waqt film ka balraaj sahni yaad dua diya,,,,,,, ,,, good stuff indeed
    I dont have personality,i am mere statistics.I used to be "downtoearth". Now this is my present name. Do i possess a name, a face ,an individuality ?:rolleyes:


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    Good tips these. Thanx for sharing Jaggu sir. Ek aur baat....Chinta katti matt karo...jei himalay nei sarakna sei te sarke ga....?
    "LIFE TEACHES EVERY ONE IN A NATURAL WAY.NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THIS REALITY"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jagmohan
    Someone sent this to me and I found it interesting. See if you like it.

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    Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

    JS Malik
    Malik Sir,

    Nice post...but What about plastic surgery :D !!

    Deepak
    Last edited by deepakchoudhry; March 9th, 2006 at 08:04 PM.
    "Mine is a peaceful religion, I will kill you if you insult it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by devdahiya
    jei himalay nei sarakna sei te sarke ga....?
    Dev Ji,

    Ha ha ha...Laid back to the exterme...but Nice.

    Deepak
    Last edited by deepakchoudhry; March 9th, 2006 at 08:05 PM.
    "Mine is a peaceful religion, I will kill you if you insult it"

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    indeed so true!

    such an enlightening post .. widout d hassles of bein a preach or smug.
    n very simple things dat v dont care of otherwise!Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them "
    2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
    3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
    4. Enjoy the simple things.
    5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
    6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
    7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets,keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
    8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
    9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
    10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
    -There are no bad people in this world..they are either good or amusing.

    ...La Vida es Bella....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jagmohan

    HOW TO STAY YOUNG

    1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them "
    2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
    3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
    4. Enjoy the simple things.
    5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
    6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
    7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets,keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
    8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable,improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
    9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
    10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

    JS Malik
    Bilkul durust farmaya Malik Sahab.. However, I have to comment on point number 2. One can certainly keep the cheerful friends. but what to do with depressing close relatives (parents, kids, spouse included) ? In most of the cases these are ones who are the real drag...

    RK^2

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    unko bhi hansa hansa ke pagal kardo...dont take them too seriously....keep laughing...ya to woh aapko pagal samjhenge ya khud hanse lag jayenge, both cases are fine...they would stop bothering you with serious stuff...

    Quote Originally Posted by rkumar
    Bilkul durust farmaya Malik Sahab.. However, I have to comment on point number 2. One can certainly keep the cheerful friends. but what to do with depressing close relatives (parents, kids, spouse included) ? In most of the cases these are ones who are the real drag...

    RK^2

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    yaa

    Quote Originally Posted by priti
    unko bhi hansa hansa ke pagal kardo...dont take them too seriously....keep laughing...ya to woh aapko pagal samjhenge ya khud hanse lag jayenge, both cases are fine...they would stop bothering you with serious stuff...
    priti aj hi in sabb marijoon ki ek dawai ka aawiskaar kiya hai mainee..........aise aise tomar jaise baalkaan ke dimag main borr karann ki NASS:D:p hoyaa karee.......we jus need to puncture tht NUSS:D...........hahahahaha............bus fer sabb theek ho jaagaa............ar hum fer hans sakenge.........hahaha:D:D
    Rozz Suraj Ki Tarah Ugg Kar Doobna Nai Chaahtaa..!!
    JAI KILKII TAULL!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rkumar
    but what to do with depressing close relatives (parents, kids, spouse included) ? In most of the cases these are ones who are the real drag...

    RK^2
    Rajendra Sir,

    Introduce them to Jatland, Unki depression khub b khud bhaag jayegi

    Deepak
    "Mine is a peaceful religion, I will kill you if you insult it"

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