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  1. #1

    Desi chori

    Ek ba ek jat ka chora ek chori ne bolya,
    Neeta tu kahti ho na main tere tai aasman main ta chand ar suraj tod ke lay du
    chori bhi puri badmash thi boli
    pahlya apna compartment to tod le...................
    hahahahahaaaaaaaa

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    Rrreeeee, vo Choora theek kah rya tha...

    Chand Sitare todne mein ke laag ge se, kuch bhi na. Ar Compartment todan mein te bhai jindgi likad jya se...

    Sunpat ke JAT College mein meri gelyaan ek Bhai tha Ghunye Gaam ka. Jab mein Pre Medical main tha to vo IIIrd Year mein tha. Pher mein jab IInd Yr BA mein pohnchya te vo bhai bhi IInd Year mein aa liya. Manne poochi, re ne kukar?

    Vo Bolya: Bhai, Compartment na tooti. 'back gear' laag gya...
    JAT BALWAN, JAI BHAGWAN

    (Ein Volk - Ein Reich - Ein Fuhrer)

  3. #3

    hahahhaha..................

    Quote Originally Posted by royalboy
    Ek ba ek jat ka chora ek chori ne bolya,
    Neeta tu kahti ho na main tere tai aasman main ta chand ar suraj tod ke lay du
    chori bhi puri badmash thi boli
    pahlya apna compartment to tod le...................
    hahahahahaaaaaaaa
    hahaha..........dahiyee bhaii theek kahi jamma..........u campart katii kasut bejtii karwaya karee aashiquii kee CARRIER main:D:D........hahahhaa...........kilki@aaashiqui ka carrier.........hahahhahahah:D:D:D
    Rozz Suraj Ki Tarah Ugg Kar Doobna Nai Chaahtaa..!!
    JAI KILKII TAULL!!!!!!!!

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by royalboy
    Ek ba ek jat ka chora ek chori ne bolya,
    Neeta tu kahti ho na main tere tai aasman main ta chand ar suraj tod ke lay du
    chori bhi puri badmash thi boli
    pahlya apna compartment to tod le...................
    hahahahahaaaaaaaa
    Theek kahi chhori ne . Par chhora balwla tha , kah kyoon na di uk Chand-Suraj aali kasam ne tod dyoon jae compartment todan jogga dimaag hota to fer aati hai kyu :D

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    ND Joke tha bhai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    जेळी आळा जाट,

  6. #6

    Talking good one!!!

    heheh sandeepey,,,,,,,,,,badhiya chamoola baga diya,,,,,,,,, kar di chorey ki hindi kasutti :p :D
    I dont have personality,i am mere statistics.I used to be "downtoearth". Now this is my present name. Do i possess a name, a face ,an individuality ?:rolleyes:


  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by royalboy
    Ek ba ek jat ka chora ek chori ne bolya,
    Neeta tu kahti ho na main tere tai aasman main ta chand ar suraj tod ke lay du
    chori bhi puri badmash thi boli
    pahlya apna compartment to tod le...................
    hahahahahaaaaaaaa
    bhai chori ne kasuta e jabab de diya
    chore ka bebe jisa muh hogya hoga re.......
    haaaaaaaaaaaa
    haaaaaaaaaaaa
    we can't predict our future, we can't change our past
    we can do in present,
    that is the last moment.........

  8. #8

    Talking

    bahut badiya hee:D

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by amitsangwan003
    bhai chori ne kasuta e jabab de diya
    chore ka bebe jisa muh hogya hoga re.......
    haaaaaaaaaaaa
    haaaaaaaaaaaa
    Bebe Jisa muhhh.....jha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha khi khi khi khi... PAR. nyu bata tu fotu mein rowaan ne kyu ho ra sei... Choorrnney to na ladein sei khaagarr???
    जेळी आळा जाट,

  10. #10
    bhai sandeep
    ek dum desi jawab
    chorri ne to ghee sa ghaal diya kati

    rock on
    Jit
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



  11. #11

    Good one!

    Quote Originally Posted by jagmohan
    Rrreeeee, vo Choora theek kah rya tha...

    Chand Sitare todne mein ke laag ge se, kuch bhi na. Ar Compartment todan mein te bhai jindgi likad jya se...

    Sunpat ke JAT College mein meri gelyaan ek Bhai tha Ghunye Gaam ka. Jab mein Pre Medical main tha to vo IIIrd Year mein tha. Pher mein jab IInd Yr BA mein pohnchya te vo bhai bhi IInd Year mein aa liya. Manne poochi, re ne kukar?

    Vo Bolya: Bhai, Compartment na tooti. 'back gear' laag gya...
    Malik sahab maje nu lage ko wo Chand, Sitare todan main ghana busy ho gaya hoga jibee to uski compartment na tooti...
    A "No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse to avoid trouble.

  12. #12

    Talking

    badhiya chamoola tha........

    compartment tute na, chori mile na
    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
    I'm sometimes too frank for polite correspondence. This sometimes irks people, so I apologize in advance -- my intentions are always to be clear, not curt.

    Why , How , Where - It's in my nature.

    पढ़्ये-ओड़ तैं कढ़्या-ओड़ स्याणा हो सै

    भांग रगड़ क पिया करूँ , मैं कुण्डी सोट्टे आला सुं !!

  13. #13
    THEEK KAHI AAPNE
    Quote Originally Posted by handsome_nashier
    badhiya chamoola tha........

    compartment tute na, chori mile na
    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
    Become more and more innocent, less knowledgeable and more childlike. Take life as fun - because that's precisely what it is!

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