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    Thoda hans lo...tapori shayari

    Hi Friends,

    To laugh a little bit...lets start funny or tapori shayari. Please no serious 'wafa aur mohabbat', shayari-e-mohabbat or Galib's Tukbandi here. But please take care that the language is acceptable.

    I hope every one will contribute including the moderators.

    HULLA !!!
    :D :D :D

    Shamsher.

    PS: If anyone has any objection please come farword before the tapori shayari starts...!!!

    Come on write somrthing funny here..

    READ IT AT YOUR OWN RISK

    Last edited by shamshermalik; September 16th, 2006 at 04:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shamshermalik View Post
    Hi Friends,

    To laugh a little bit...lets start funny shayari. Please no serious 'wafa aur mohabbat', shayari-e-mohabbat or Galib's Tukbandi here. But please take care that the language is acceptable.

    I hope every one will contribute here including the moderators.

    HULLA !!!
    :D :D :D

    Shamsher.

    PS: If anyone has any objection please come farword before the tapori shayari starts...!!!

    Come on write somrthing funny here..
    sir jee irada to nek hai aapka objection kisi ko bhee nahi hona chahiye
    kash mai hee kuch likh paata par yahaa kafi kabil member hai jo
    jaroor age ayege.........

    netra.....

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    Usne lee angdaayee or kai behosh ho gaye
    Usne lee angdaayee or kai behosh ho gaye
    Lagta hai aab unke deodorant khatam ho gaye

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    lage raho.....

    good start malik sahab.....
    Sachin Baliyan
    +86 15915407770
    Don't go the way life takes you, Take the life the way you go,
    Remember!
    You are BORN TO LIVE, Not LIVING because you are BORN!

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    Khuda ka vaasta ye julfen mat lahraaooo, hamen thand lag jayegi
    Khuda ka vaasta ye julfen mat lahraaoo, hamen thand lag jayegi
    Girta dekh tumhara dandruff...shimla ki snowfall yaad aayegi
    Last edited by shamshermalik; September 17th, 2006 at 01:32 PM.

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    Lage raho...
    pee pee kar pade raho:D :D
    phurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....hahahahahahah
    maja aa gaya, bahut badiya
    Last edited by anilkadian; September 17th, 2006 at 11:07 AM.

    >>>>>>JAI KILLKII TAUL ! ! ! !

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    ye zara aajkal hamare ghar mein teen char bar sunate hein pesh hein

    A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K
    L-M-N-O-P
    P SE NIKLE PANDIT JEE
    PANDIT JEE NE KHAYA PAAN
    USSE NIKLE SHARUKH KHAN
    SHARUKH KHAN NE PEE LIMKA
    USSE NIKLI KOMOLIKA
    KOMOLIKA NE KHAYA SEB
    USSE NIKLE KAPIL DEV
    KAPIL DEV NE MARA CHHAKKA
    PHAT GAYA PAKISTAN KA KACHHA


    _________________________________
    Namaskar


    vijay Shokeen

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    aaj bahut maja aa raha hai,
    lagta hai koi bhoot sharab pilaa raha,
    chand ki chandni me andhera chha raha hai,
    esliye bhoot thoda dhundhlaa nazar aa raha hai
    bhoot ko dekhna chaha,
    khud ko agle pal sadak par pada paya
    right dekha, left dekha
    aage dekha, peechhe dekha
    upar dekha, neeche dekha
    right, left, age, peeche upar eeche dekha
    bahut kush huaa sabkuch saaf nazr aa raha tha
    wahan koi nahin tha bas ek poonchh hilata kutta jaa raha the.
    Last edited by shamshermalik; September 17th, 2006 at 04:53 PM.

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    Dosto aapnna hath likkhann main thoda tang sa sai.....par aapan likhi likhayee cheezan nai padhann main expert hainnn.Par yo area itnna interestinggg sai....ek ye lo
    Arz karya sai..
    aankhya tai aankh mille kyukar sayanee
    aankhya tai aankh mille kyukar sayanee
    teree dai kannee tai meree bai kannee
    Mai akela.. chala tha janibe manzil ki taraf,
    Log aate gaye ..... karwa banta gaya.

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    Sawan ka mahina tha, Jeel ka kinara tha, Julhaon ka saya tha
    Laila ne kaha majnu se.. Mungfli(Groundnut) kahava gaa..

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    bhoot ache doste lage raho

    bhoot achee line likh rahe hai bhaio log

    netra.......:D :D :D :D :D :D

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    Teri yaad se peecha chudane pahaadon me aaya
    Phle din khull aabo hawa me badaa sukoon payaa
    magar agle hi din tab teri yaad aaye
    Jab samane uchhlti huyee ek BAANDARI nazar aaye.

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    gandhi or malika

    ek baat aap sab lo man
    is des me hue hai do mahan
    ek malika or dusra gandhi
    kyokee dono ne utare hai kapde...
    gandhi ne desh ke leeye
    malika deshwasiyo ke leeye
    is liye dono ho gaye ek saman


    netra...........

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    Wah kya comparison hai Gandhi or Mallika ka...bahut khoob..lage raho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shamshermalik View Post
    Wah kya comparison hai Gandhi or Mallika ka...bahut khoob..lage raho.
    Ek ne Desh ke liye kapde tayage thee, Dusri neh deshwasiyon ke liye tayag diye

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    banane wale ne bhi kyan chiz banayi hein

    Bandar ke khan par jake lipstick lagai hein
    Namaskar


    vijay Shokeen

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    Thumbs up just for fun !

    Uski yaad mein itne anshoo bahaaye ki baalti bhar gai
    Woh kambhakht aisi nikli ki unse nahaa kar chali gai
    It's better to be alone than in a bad company.

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    kuch or

    wo sadak ke us par the, ham sadak ke is paar the
    wo kuch kadam age bade, ham bhee kuch kadam age badhe
    wo or kuch kadam age bade, ham bhee kuch or kadam age badhe
    wo sada ke is paar the ham sadak ke us paar the

    .................................................. ....

    ek shayar nadi ke kinare kavita likhta hai par ek line yad hai dusri yad karne kee koshish kar rha hai

    shayar: baithe hai nadi ke kinare kabhi to lahar ayege
    baithe hai nadi ke kinare kabhi to lahar ayege
    baithe hai nadi ke kinare kabhi to lahar ayege

    ek kisan: teri kismat me likhe hai dakhe lahar kya...............


    netra

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    1.Bahot kuch luta diya diya tere payar main parne ke baad
    Bahot kuch luta diya diya tere payar main parne ke baad
    ek ek cheez kamre kee check karta hoon ab
    ek tere aane se pahale ek tere jane ke baad




    2.Tere payar main jalim kya kya na kiya
    ek bhains bachee thee wo bhi bech dee.....


    3.Dekhkar hairan hoon dekhkar uski ada
    6 foot ke aadmi ko kahti hai gadha
    Mai akela.. chala tha janibe manzil ki taraf,
    Log aate gaye ..... karwa banta gaya.

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