I hope haryanvi will do , i will try to give meaning of some words whenever possible::::

"" ek baar ki baat sah, ek jaat nah kari bhagwan ki tapasaya<worship> , JATan nah aagah paacha Hanumaan dikhya karah sah. Bajrangbali ki badi laambi tapasya ke baad bhagwan khush ho gya aur bolya .. bol bachha kya chaiye... JAT bolya .. bus maharaaj ke darshan ho ge.... aur ke chahiye.. bhagwan nahi balak kime to maang:
JAT : achha to maharaaj , ek e vardaan de do , mah jo bhi maango wo e baat ho jya
BBali: theek sah , ya le talli<bell> air isnah baja kah jo bhi mangah ga mil jya ga ..par sun le ek baat , jitna tannah millega us tah dugna tere padosi nah millega.
JAT chala gaya ghar .... aur jaate hi taalli bajayi ayr bolya ..hey Talli mai manah ek baladh<ox> de de. dekha to ek baladh uske aangan mah bandh gya.
padosi ke ghar mah do do bandh ge.
JAT pareshaan ak tapasaya to kari manah aur jii se le gya padosi ,JAT nah pher taalli bajai aur bolya he taalli mai mera ghar bana de.
dekya uska ghar ban gya .....parr padosi ke do do bann ge ..... JAT paresahhn ....

dimmag ladaya....%%$$##@!!

bolya .... he talli mai mere ghar le baarne <main gate> aage kuan <well> khod de .. padosi ke aage 2 khud ge ...

pher bolya he talli mai eb meri 1 aankh phod de.

pher bolya ... he taali mahi eeb manah tu ghar tah bhaja de ....""


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