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  1. #41

    Stnd. HIndi Movie dialog

    "main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."

    " Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."

    "Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."

    "Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "

    ----------------------POLICE & COURT------------------------------------
    "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"
    &
    "Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"


    * Judge announcing his decision in filmi court :
    "Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey
    Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"


    * " Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"


    * " Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi
    kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------

    * Typical farmer ka dialogue :
    " mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "


    * Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital :
    " Main kahan hoon?"

    ---------------------------MAA/BAAP ke dialog.......................................

    * " Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"


    * " Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"

    * " Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"


    * "Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"

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    * A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle :
    " In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"


    * " Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"


    * " Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"


    * doctor :
    " Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"


    * The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one :
    " I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"


    * doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... "


    * " Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."


    * " Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"


    * " Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee "


    * Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "


    * " Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"


    * Lalita Pawar in a hajaar scenes : " Chudeil! Kide pade tere ....."

    * " Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"


    * Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your
    wishes :
    " Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin"
    " Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga "


    * " Woh kutte ki maut marega "


    * " Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "


    * The favoirite emotional blackmail :
    " Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi "


    * Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone :
    " Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf
    sey tumhe gher liya hai "
    " Apne hathiyaar phenk do "


    * The classic : " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"


    * One of the very best : " Mai tere bachche ki maa banne waali hoon
    "


    * "Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ... Kaaliya/Don/whatever "


    * Shatru a hajaar times " Abbe ChaparGanju! "


    * The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya "


    * "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar
    nahin
    phenkte"


    * "Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"


    * All filmi chowkidaars : " Shhalaam Shhaab!"


    *- The stereotypical announcer : " Bhaiyon aur behnon ...." "
    Ladies and
    Gentelmen ..."
    - Mehmood, the announcer : " Ladies and Ledas ...."



    * " Har kutte ka din aata hai "


    * " Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"


    * " Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?"


    * " Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo......."


    * " Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."


    * " Tum mere liye mar chuke ho "


    * " Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein"


    * " Lo! - Muh meertha karo "


    * " Hato naa! Log kya kahenge "


    * " Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."


    * " Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai "


    * " Maa tum kitni achi ho"


    * " Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?"


    * " Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do "


    * " Mai yeh tumhaara aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga"


    * "Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan"


    * "Driver, gaadi roko"


    * " pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"


    * "Ab tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai "
    " Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe
    nahin
    aiye, to mai usse bum se udaa doongaa"


    * " Goli se udaa do usse"


    * Nirupa roy's favourite " Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta"


    * Gracious father taking the blame for his son :
    " Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!"


    * " Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"


    * " ... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."


    * " Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"


    * Dumb looking hero coming to blind mom :
    " Maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon"


    * "Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai "


    * "Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu"


    * " Zabaan ko lagaam do .."


    * The hindi film unnux :
    " Aaja re mere raaja "


    * On a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband :
    " Doodh pee lijiya"


    * " Seedhi Anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin"


    * " Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai"


    * " Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai "


    * " Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai "


    * Dharmendra : " Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke
    maroonga "


    * " Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai "
    विवेक धनखड़
    “Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.”

  2. #42
    Specific dialogues :
    ---------------------

    * Hapless victim: " Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!"
    Shakti Kapoor : " Aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to mai kya
    karoon?
    prasaad khaoon?"

    * Utpal Dutt to his daughter in GolMaal :
    " Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jisse tum pyaar karti ho, balki
    usse hogi
    jisse mai pyaar karta hoon."



    Here are ten more contributed by Deepak Deolalikar:

    1. Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega

    2. Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai

    3. judge sahab, maine khoon nahi kiya.

    4. kash tum mera yakin kar sakti

    5. mein kisi ke muh dikhane kabil nahi rahi

    6. ham barbad ho gaye

    7. ghar mein jawan beti hai ........

    8. tumhare khyal kitne neech hain

    9. Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta
    विवेक धनखड़
    “Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.”

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by vivekdh View Post
    "main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."

    " Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."

    maroonga "


    * " Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai "

    aapne to sare bollywood ke dialoge likh dale
    bahu dabhiya..........!

  4. #44
    .
    "कालिया जहां खड़ा होता है, लाइन वहीं से शुरू होती है" (अमिताभ बच्चन - फिल्म ’कालिया’)

    "अरे ओ सांभा, कितने आदमी थे रे?" (फिल्म ’शोले’)

    "बसन्ती, इन कुत्तों के आगे मत नाचना" (धर्मेन्द्र - फिल्म ’शोले’)

    "कमीने, शेर कभी कुत्ते के हाथों मरा है?" (दिलीप कुमार - फिल्म ’राम और श्याम’)
    .
    तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय

  5. #45

    AMITAB tadka

    Sharabi
    i) Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hai
    ii) Samundar mein tairne waale- kuon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain
    iii) Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai
    iv) Moochen hon to Natthulal jaisi, warna na hon...

    Shahenshah
    "Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah."

    DEEWAR
    i)Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign lekar aao jisne mere hath par yeh likh diya tha ki Mera Baap...
    ii)Mien aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahi leta...

    Kaaliya
    Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai

    Namakhalal
    I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english, because english is a phunny language

    Sholay
    Mujhe to sab police walon ki suraten ek jaisi hi lagti hian
    विवेक धनखड़
    “Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.”

  6. #46
    neeri waar ho li thi viv padhte padhte...er 'bachaoooo' na deekha...per neeche sik dekhya er 'dil ne kaha yahi to hai wo'. lol

    per ek aur bhool gya tu "nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  7. #47
    "APNE HI PAANI MAIN GHUL JAANA BURF(ICE) KA MUKKADAR HOTA HAI"(swadesh)

    akshaye:ye tumhare gaal pe kya hai? john:dari hai. maine aaj subha banayi thi. akshaye: tumne aaj subha banayi thi aur ab tak vaapas bhi aa gayi. ye shaving cream hai ya chavanprash(garam masala)

    SRK to Kajol in DDLJ : Muje aaj tak is baat samaj nahi aati ke log ek ladki ke saath apni poori zindagi guzar laytey hai......
    विवेक धनखड़
    “Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.”

  8. #48
    Dharmender ka fev: kute m tera khun pi jaunga
    krod ko palna seekh kasi:ghatak
    mere jesa jigra to rakhte ho per kaminapan kahan se laoge:china gate
    mahbharat fev: shant gadadhari Bhim shant,
    tumhare paon dekhe bahut khubsurat h, inhe jameen par nahi rakhna maile ho jainge:pakija
    rajkumar dialog king fev:jaani......hum aankho se surma nahi nikalte..aankhe hi nikal lete h:tiranga
    hum apne hath m pipe or jeb me istifa rakhte h.:surya
    ila plane:s.ten
    kresto mukharji: hihe....hihe
    nam h prem prem chopda: boby
    my name is bond..jems bond
    arrreee ooooo sambha ......ji sardar: sholay

  9. #49
    Risk to road par karne mein bhee hai : COMPANY

    ab ye kisee professor ka beta khaan rah gaya hai : APHARN

    JANWAR KE SAATH JAANWAR BANANA PADTA HAI BABU JI : JIDDI

  10. #50

    don

    sonia, mujhe 2 tarah ki ladki pasand nahi aati, ek woh jo mere pass bahut jaldi ah jaye aur ek woh jo mere paas aane mein bahut der lagaye------ DON

  11. #51
    Ish dhande mein Experience ka nahi Daring ka jaroorat hai!!

    Hooda in move 'D'
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



  12. #52
    Sanju Baba at its best -

    "Saara Din tu Bhonkega ya kaatega bhi!!"

    Sanjay dutt to Amitabh in movie Kaante.
    .. " Until Lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter! " ..



  13. #53
    Quote Originally Posted by rohit62 View Post
    sonia, mujhe 2 tarah ki ladki pasand nahi aati, ek woh jo mere pass bahut jaldi ah jaye aur ek woh jo mere paas aane mein bahut der lagaye------ DON
    hm rohitttttttttttt finally u conveyed urself. ha ha ha ha
    A flask of wine, a book of verse
    And thou beside me, singing in wilderness
    When wilderness is paradise.

  14. #54

    nana patekar-

    sala ek machhar aadmi ko hijda bana deta hai...

  15. #55

    Don

    Quote Originally Posted by seemasindhu View Post
    hm rohitttttttttttt finally u conveyed urself. ha ha ha ha
    hahaha,,thats a gr8 one seema , am a crazy fan of amitabh( of 70,s/8o,s) an like all his dialoges

  16. #56
    Quote Originally Posted by yogeshdahiya007 View Post


    dhaddkan- main tumhe bhul jaun aisa hoo nahi sakta, tum mujhe bhool jao ye main hoone nahi doonga.

    .[/COLOR]
    bhai kimmi to hone do yaar..

    Border :- Marne ki baat aaj to ki hai phir mat karna bhairosingh..kyoki yudhh mar ke nai maar ke jeete jate hai...

    Mughle-ajaam : Ba Khuda hum mohhabat ke dushmna nai hai lakin ushulo ke gulam hai !!

    Gadar :- sari duniya janti hai jab desh ajad huwa tha to hamne tumhe ... crore rupiye diye the tab jake tumhare sir par tarpal ayi thi..goli chalne ki baat karte hoo..sidhe sidhe apni beti ko vidha kar do warna agar aaj yeh jatt bigadh gaya to saikdo ko to le hi marega...

    Chak De India - mujhe states ke naam na to sunai dete hai aur na hi dikhai..mujhe sirf ek naam sunai deta hai aur wo hai INDIA...

    & .. yeh 72 minutes tumse koi nahi cheen sakta...
    “Lead me, follow me or get out of my way”

  17. #57
    Quote Originally Posted by mukeshkumar007 View Post
    bhai kimmi to hone do yaar..

    Gadar :- sari duniya janti hai jab desh ajad huwa tha to hamne tumhe ... crore rupiye diye the tab jake tumhare sir par tarpal ayi thi..goli chalne ki baat karte hoo..sidhe sidhe apni beti ko vidha kar do warna agar aaj yeh jatt bigadh gaya to saikdo ko to le hi marega...

    yo "Fill in the blanks" kaa question sai k???:D

    bhai... 65 crore rappiye diye they... jibb inn k sirr pai tirpaaal aayeee theee... naa yeh bheej e baarish mai:D
    राहुल टोकस
    जय किलकी टौल!!!!!!!! :rock

    JAI KILLKI TAULL!!!!!!!! :rock

  18. #58
    Quote Originally Posted by rahultokas View Post
    yo "Fill in the blanks" kaa question sai k???:D

    bhai... 65 crore rappiye diye they... jibb inn k sirr pai tirpaaal aayeee theee... naa yeh bheej e baarish mai:D
    hahaha.. wo mujhe yaad nai tha isliye maine khali hi rakh diya..mujhe barosha tha ki koi to hoga jiske exact figure yaad ho..
    “Lead me, follow me or get out of my way”

  19. #59

    Sholay -Now

    Few more of Sholay!:D

    Any no. of times you hear this it makes you laugh!:D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7Gjm...related&search=

  20. #60
    Aamir khan to Ajay in Ishq : Zindagi mein teen chezoon ke pechey khabi nahi bagna chahia : bus, train or chokri. Ab latak gaya na bech mein

    Kal Ho Na Ho : Mere naina sirf Naina kon dhoond tey hain. mein ankhein band kerta hon toh tumhe dekhta hon.. aur jab ankhein kholta hon toh tumhe dekhna chahta hon!! I love u Naina i love u very much!!
    विवेक धनखड़
    “Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.”

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