SOMEONE WORKING IN CORPORATE SENT ME SMS..
HERE IS THAT...
FIGHTING WITH YOUR BOSS... IS LIKE A FIGHT WITH A PIG IN A MUD... AFTER SOME TIME YOU REALIZE THAT YOU GETTING DIRTY & THE PIG IS ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT...
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
This customer comes into the computer store. 'I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.'
'Well,' replied the clerk, 'Have you tried Windows xp?'