Dear All,

I heard this for the first time today. If it has been posted earlier, So What!!

Banta Singh ko train main Amritsar jaana tha par woh station par thoda late pohncya. Par jab wo station pohnchya to dekya ki Santa Railway Platform pe akela khada hai aur rail ki patri par 100 Sardar marye pade hain. Saare ke khoon um khoon tha.

Banta ne Santa se pucchya: Ooye Santya Kee hoya?

Santa: Kya bataoon yaar. Train aane se pahele announcement hoyaa "Amritsar Janne Wali Gaddi Platform Number 2 Par aa rahi hai". To phir saare Sardar jaldi se Platform se utar ke rail ki patri par khade ho gaye.

Banta: Ooye, to phir tu marne se kaise bach gya?

Santa: Yaar, MAIN SUICIDE KARNE KE LIYE PATRI PAR LETAA HUAA THA. ANNOUNCEMENT SUN KAR MAIN BHHAG KE PLATFORM PAR AA GYA.

Regards,

Lt Col JS Malik (Retd)