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Thread: Bachao, Bachao...Sonali ko Bachao

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    Bachao, Bachao...Sonali ko Bachao

    Doston, Sonali is in real deep. Bilkul vaat lag
    gayee. Kistee mein paani aaa raha hai,
    bacchne kay koi aasar nazar nahin aate.
    Meri madad karo.

    As you know I got my folks over here in Amreeka for a visit. Big Mishtake. Apne aap, apnee hi khubssorat jawaani pe kulhadi maar li.
    Bhooda-bhoodia haath dho ke picche pad gaye.
    Bolte hain shaadi kar le.

    Bhooda bolta hai," Bebe, mhare samaaz men
    chorri 22-23 saal tae uppar hoyee aur log
    nuh kahen laag jaan sae ki paak gee. Humne tere tae poori chootee de rakhi thi eeb tahin, pad-likh, dooniya dekh, kucch kar. Humne kade kucch na kaha. Kade na roki. Jab tera dada tunnae bhar na aan deve tha jab bhi humne un te tere maare ladai kari, maka jaan de...chori ne padhan de jitna uska ji kare. Bebe eeb bahot ho liya. Terey yahde rang dang dekh
    ke issa lagan laag ga jaano choree haath tae likad ge. Jiji mahare samaj mein iss dhala na reh sakti tu nuh. Yah tae yahde mahre jaan tae pehlan yah tae ko chorra pasand kar le, na tae apni ticket book kara le. Mahare desh mein kya ki kami sae."....blah...blah....Imagine lots of drama and histrionics.....you'll get the picture of what I've been going through.

    Oh boy. Tension ho gaya re. The normally
    confident "I can take on the world" Sonali is
    suddenly all panicky, and doesn't have a flippin'
    clue how to get out of this mess. Seriously thought about clandestinely calling INS (now CSCIS) and getting them deported or something. Phir had second thoughts. You know the "maa-baap", "paal pos key bada kiya" and such sob-sob 101 excuses.

    Ab pata nahin kya karoon. Just not ready to
    tie the knot just like that. I mean Sonali
    is meant for far greater things than engineers
    and doctors. Apni khoobsurti kya kucch
    toh fayada uthaaoon. Koi billionare na
    fasaya toh yeh bilkul waste ho jayegee na !
    Uss doctor ka kya acchar dalloon jo
    sare din davaeeyon ki boo marta ho, aur
    apne marizon ki kahaniyan sunata rehta ho.
    Yah woh jo sara din stale software nerdy
    jokes ko padh kar he he he karta ho.

    Do-char lakh dollar kamane waala mujhe
    kya khak raani bana ke rakhega !

    Anyways, not really looking for any serious
    input from anyone. Just letting out
    my frustration in a moment of weakness.
    This is a larger Jat family after all, right? Toh
    , bad dil halka kar rahi thi.

    Sonali is no weakling. Will find a way out and
    live to see another day.

    Kartee hoon kuch bhooda-bhoodia ka intejaam.
    :-D

    PS: I can almost see Leelu rushing to his keyboard and typing,"Tai ram-2 sae". :-D
    Saala clockwork ki terah predictable. :-D

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    Sonali,
    Eik baat samajh nahi aati , are you really so much confident of your Beauty or you pretend that you are beautiful??
    As you said apni khoobsoorti ka kuch to fayda uthaoon.... I don't now are you really doing so???
    jib maa bapu ne kehi ki beti bayah kar le to apni pasand ka chora kyun na bata deti unte??? ve na nahi karenge eik baar try ker ke to dekh..... arr agar tujhe dacter enginiir na chahta to koi hoir toh ke bata de... par bobbo bahaya to karna hi padega tanne.
    Look, the western way of life is facinating till you are not a part of it... the moment you get into all that stuff(I hope you are getting what I am trying to say) you find it boring... did you happen to read this novel The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri... She has put forth in a splendid way the merits and demerits of all that..... better go on the five stages of dating take time and then find a nice partener for your life... but try to spare yourself from the atrocious way of life...
    enjoy.
    But I do nothing upon Myself, and yet I am mine own executioner!!!!!

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    Bill gate pe dore dalna suru karde agar tum itni hi b'ful ho to, wo hi hai billionare .....

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    Sahi kaha Dana Raam ji ne...Gates nahin to Bush bhee bura nahin hai...paisa bhee aur tumhare mukabley mein sunder bhee hai....

    ;-)
    Navin
    Suit the action to the word, the word to the action.

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    yo kumpooter to ghanie badhiya cheej se!!!
    manne is topic par bolna te kuch konya...bas khamakha time waste karoo soo

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    gaam main ek kahawat hai ak " ati ka syana kagga goo khaya kare"
    ar dike laalli tu bhi ghani syani ban ri.......
    honour the gods, love ur women , defend ur country

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    Varun Tomar (Sep 08, 2004 06:59 a.m.):
    gaam main ek kahawat hai ak " ati ka syana kagga goo khaya kare"
    ar dike laalli tu bhi ghani syani ban ri.......
    :D :D :D
    If it is possible it will happen.
    If its impossible , it will just take a little longer.

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    tu to leelu gelya e byah kar le..uske gel sahi jamagi..thari jod ka koi aur couple na paave poore haryane main..je mera bharosa konya to kisi aur te pooch ke dekh le..Bill gates ke aagey paachey to niri haande se tere bargi..teri daal na gale ode..

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    Shakti Singh (Sep 08, 2004 09:27 a.m.):
    tu to leelu gelya e byah kar le..uske gel sahi jamagi..thari jod ka koi aur couple na paave poore haryane main..je mera bharosa konya to kisi aur te pooch ke dekh le..Bill gates ke aagey paachey to niri haande se tere bargi..teri daal na gale ode..
    hahahhaa...this reminds me of a joke of a " Baoli Jat"..there was this one haali jat from Baoli in western UP. He landed up marrying a highly educated english speaking girl. After every two sentneces, she would ask him; "UNDERSTOOD?"..poor haali did not know what to answer..finally when he got fed up hearing same thing again and again, he shot back...haan samajh gayaa mamme sahab..ki tu aaj ni to kaal jaroor bhagegee...aur mahare ghar konyaa tikegee...

    To bhai kyoon leelu ki mitti pleet karwaane pe tula hai re...hahahahah...chala lene de use upna hal...hahahahhaaa

    Rajendra

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    Yaar Sobhit,
    Bahot saare log suthri bolne lag gaye toh
    main apne aap ko suthri maan ne lag gayee.
    Suthrapan toh dusron ki nazar main hota hai.
    Bas ! Issme mera kucch nahin. Koi ghamand bhi nahin. I suffer from all kinds of insecurities
    just like any other person.

    Just yeh hi hai ki koi apna plus point hai toh
    uska fayaada uthaaon. Duniya mein koi hoshiyar hai, koi amir, koi kucch...har kise ke pass dunia ko julazhnay kay liye kucch ne kuch hota hai. Ab main na amir paida hui, na shayad bahot hoshiyaar...bas yoh thobda hi mila hai...uss par bhi kabhi-kabhi pimples....anyways.

    Doosri baat yeh hai, abhi koi billionaire mila toh nahi yaar. Mila hota toh baat ki kya thi. Aise he ped pay thori hi na latak re hote hain.

    Dhoond loongi...ma-baap se bacchi rahi toh.

    [quote]shobhit Deshwal (Sep 08, 2004 02:57 a.m.):
    Sonali,
    Eik baat samajh nahi aati , are you really so much confident of your Beauty or you pretend that you are beautiful??

    jib maa bapu ne kehi ki beti bayah kar le to apni pasand ka chora kyun na bata deti unte???

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    Yah toh banda meri takkar ka hona chaheeye
    taki zindagee bhar uske saath kat sakoon, ya aisa ho jo jaldi ludak jaaye taki uski daulat le kar, baaki ki zindagee kissie aur mast bande ke saath kat sakoon.

    Ab yeh Gates/Bush lagta hai abhi bahot dinon tak chale vaale hain. Rejected !

    Navin Farswal (Sep 08, 2004 05:24 a.m.):
    Sahi kaha Dana Raam ji ne...Gates nahin to Bush bhee bura nahin hai...paisa bhee aur tumhare mukabley mein sunder bhee hai....

    ;-)
    Navin

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    Shakti shakti shakti...tu kucch nahin
    samja. Haaliyan mein te toh mein likad ke eh na aaye soon. Uss sab tae toh paanda choota rahi sun. Haali na chaaahey yaar.

    Shakti Singh (Sep 08, 2004 09:27 a.m.):
    tu to leelu gelya e byah kar le..uske gel sahi jamagi..thari jod ka koi aur couple na paave poore haryane main..je mera bharosa konya to kisi aur te pooch ke dekh le..Bill gates ke aagey paachey to niri haande se tere bargi..teri daal na gale ode..

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    Dot on Rajendra !
    Leelu jisse ki te main ghani bhoondi dhala maati peet doongi. Mere tae baccha re tae
    raaji reh ga. :-D


    Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 08, 2004 09:34 a.m.):

    To bhai kyoon leelu ki mitti pleet karwaane pe tula hai re...hahahahah...chala lene de use upna hal...hahahahhaaa

    Rajendra

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    Sonali Singh (Sep 08, 2004 11:05 a.m.):
    Yah toh banda meri takkar ka hona chaheeye
    taki zindagee bhar uske saath kat sakoon, ya aisa ho jo jaldi ludak jaaye taki uski daulat le kar, baaki ki zindagee kissie aur mast bande ke saath kat sakoon.

    Ab yeh Gates/Bush lagta hai abhi bahot dinon tak chale vaale hain. Rejected !

    Navin Farswal (Sep 08, 2004 05:24 a.m.):
    Sahi kaha Dana Raam ji ne...Gates nahin to Bush bhee bura nahin hai...paisa bhee aur tumhare mukabley mein sunder bhee hai....

    ;-)
    Navin
    hahahha...Sonali ke liye "Suvambar" bulaya Jaye....Rich old men...young rich...sab hissaa le sakte hain. Those interested, please post their detailed CV... date to be fixed.....hahahaa

    Rajendra

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    Arre yaar CV ke kya acchar daalna hai !
    Bank statements ki zaroorat hai. Lekin woh
    aise nahin maang sakte. Yeh amir logon key
    apne chochle hotain hain. Discreetely
    deal karna parta unh ke saath.


    [b]Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 08, hahahha...Sonali ke liye "Suvambar" bulaya Jaye....Rich old men...young rich...sab hissaa le sakte hain. Those interested, please post their detailed CV... date to be fixed.....hahahaa

    Rajendra

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    Sonali Singh (Sep 08, 2004 11:24 a.m.):
    Arre yaar CV ke kya acchar daalna hai !
    Bank statements ki zaroorat hai. Lekin woh
    aise nahin maang sakte. Yeh amir logon key
    apne chochle hotain hain. Discreetely
    deal karna parta unh ke saath.


    [b]Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 08, hahahha...Sonali ke liye "Suvambar" bulaya Jaye....Rich old men...young rich...sab hissaa le sakte hain. Those interested, please post their detailed CV... date to be fixed.....hahahaa

    Rajendra
    Rejoinder:...Please make sure that Bank Statement is included with CV...hahahaa $$s and ££s preferred over Lira and Rs..hahahah
    age , health of the man no consideration..older the better....hahaha..More conditions will be anounced on suvamber day.....

    RK2

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    Sonali Singh (Sep 08, 2004 11:08 a.m.):
    Shakti shakti shakti...tu kucch nahin
    samja. Haaliyan mein te toh mein likad ke eh na aaye soon. Uss sab tae toh paanda choota rahi sun. Haali na chaaahey yaar.
    [/quote]

    Tu nu kukar ke sake se ke leelu dhore peesa nahin se..ke bera leelu bhi koi bada zamidar ho..ke bera paatey se aajkal..kisi ka koi bharosa nahin..yade net pe to koi bhi kime e keh dega..tu apne aap ne hema malini batan laag rahi se..eeb haamne ke bera ke tu saachi main e suthri se ke bhoondi shakal kee doomni se..

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    Sonali Singh (Sep 08, 2004 11:02 a.m.):
    Ab main na amir paida hui, na shayad bahot hoshiyaar...bas yoh thobda hi mila hai...uss par bhi kabhi-kabhi pimples....anyways.
    ya baat tane saachi kahi..itni e samajhdar hoti to is topic ne humour main daalti..isme general talk ka ke dhara se..tu apne ma-babu kee maati peetan lag rahi se aur baki sab teri..ya post to humour ke e contender se

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    [/quote]

    itni e samajhdar hoti to is topic ne humour main daalti...tu apne ma-babu kee maati peetan lag rahi se aur baki sab teri...[/quote]

    ...Ha! Ha! ...
    ...Wouldn't follow the trodden path, but shall leave a blazing trail!!!...

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    Whorrup Mami! Ke baat ho gayee ibbe te mahina bhi konya hoya bhoode bhoodia ne aaye aur tere chakke chooda diye tu te keh thi jab aavenge tu nu kar doonge aur yo kar doonge ke hoya ib te pehle tu blah blah karan lag gee ib bera pata kisi wassup ho jaya kare

    rishtedar kade luk reh hain tere ib unke khanee ghal dee ib donya ne iste pehle ki tera mental break down ho ja

    doctor engineer te teri baat konya bane teri khatir te koi "sugar daddy" dhoodna padega

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