chaudhary
October 1st, 2005, 02:32 PM
> If Titanic were made in India
>
> ·There would be 10 times as many people in the ship
>
> ·There would be a song with Kate Winslett in a white sari, singing
in the
> rain.
>
> ·By the end of the movie, hero would find his long lost Mom, Dad, sis
and
> bhai
>
> ·It would be a seven-and-a-half-hour movie with three intervals. The
movie
> would be called "Pyar Kiya to Marna Kya?"
>
> ·The hero and the heroine would float in the cold water for days and
still
> survive while the villain would die in the first few drops.
>
> ·The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach a lesson to
the
> hero.
>
> ·None of the women would float because of the saris.
>
> ·The orchestra would play Jai Santoshi Maa and a ray of light would
come
and
> transport the musicians to another ship.
>
> ·And can you imagine how many times we would hear bachaoo?
>
> ·There would be 10 times as many people in the ship
>
> ·There would be a song with Kate Winslett in a white sari, singing
in the
> rain.
>
> ·By the end of the movie, hero would find his long lost Mom, Dad, sis
and
> bhai
>
> ·It would be a seven-and-a-half-hour movie with three intervals. The
movie
> would be called "Pyar Kiya to Marna Kya?"
>
> ·The hero and the heroine would float in the cold water for days and
still
> survive while the villain would die in the first few drops.
>
> ·The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach a lesson to
the
> hero.
>
> ·None of the women would float because of the saris.
>
> ·The orchestra would play Jai Santoshi Maa and a ray of light would
come
and
> transport the musicians to another ship.
>
> ·And can you imagine how many times we would hear bachaoo?