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sunildabas
January 20th, 2006, 10:48 PM
Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to
open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and
a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room
and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest
of the house.


He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So
he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin
asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came
home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in
the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the
door.


Conf used, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your shirt off, you said,"Lady leave me alone! I'm
married!"



Moral :

Broken furniture ------------------------------ $2,000.00
Self-induced hangover --------------------------- $100.00
Breakfast ---------------------------------- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk -- PRICELESS !