anupamabeniwal
February 12th, 2006, 02:31 AM
How to Identify Cities in India
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a
fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them
and walks on.
That's Mumbai
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to
make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5 (the best)
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a
software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos
of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.
Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.
Scenario7-Two guys are fighting..a girl comes in between and woos both the men.....a director watches this scene and makes a film with the three as the main caste....
That's hyderabad
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call
their friends on mobile. Now the whole state is fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a
fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them
and walks on.
That's Mumbai
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to
make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5 (the best)
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a
software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos
of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.
Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.
Scenario7-Two guys are fighting..a girl comes in between and woos both the men.....a director watches this scene and makes a film with the three as the main caste....
That's hyderabad
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call
their friends on mobile. Now the whole state is fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR