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vichitra
October 15th, 2002, 12:22 AM
Mensa Test
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Q: What do you put in a toaster?
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A: The answer is bread. If you said "toast," then give up
now and go do something else before you hurt yourself. If
you said "bread", go to the next question.

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Q: Say "silk" five times. Now, spell "silk." What do cows
drink?
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A: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please do not
attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over-
stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need
to content yourself with reading something more appropriate
such as "Children's World." If you said "water", then
proceed to the next question.

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Q: If a red house is made with red bricks, a blue house is made with
blue
bricks, a pink house is made with pink bricks, a black house is made
with
black bricks, what is a greenhouse made with?
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A: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
bricks," what the heck are you still doing here reading
these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to the next
question.

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Q: Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was
politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.
Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The
pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
failing, decides on a crash landing. Unfortunately, the
engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the
middle of
"no-man's-land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you
bury
the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in "no-man's-land?"
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A: You don't, of course, bury the survivors. If you said ANYTHING
else,
you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a
plane
crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated... If you said, "Don't
bury
the survivors" then proceed to the next question.

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Q: If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute,
then
how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
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A: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything else
other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on
getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league.
Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the
final
question.

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Q: Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from
London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get
on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine
people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get
on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In
Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then
arrive at Milford Haven. Now, what was the name of the bus driver?
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A: Oh, for Heaven's sake... It was you!!!

urmiladuhan
October 15th, 2002, 02:05 AM
Got stuck at greenhouse! Very nice questionnaire.

onmyown
October 15th, 2002, 02:52 PM
WOW lady u got to b a scientist
wat made u so smart the masters OR the iz it the Phd taking its effect in advance.

haha

c i told u, u r smart

amarsirohi
October 16th, 2002, 04:33 PM
got all of them...

will try and post another one which is as interesting as this one.