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m_sejwal
December 28th, 2001, 01:41 PM
A family in Palghat, Kerala was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
mother
arrived from the Gulf. It was sent by one of the daughters. When they
opened
the lid they found the dead body of their mother tightly squeezed
inside the
coffin, with no space left in it!

They also found a letter on top, which read as follows:

Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending Amma's body to you, since it
was her
last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral
home
in Kerala. Sorry, I could not come along.

You will find inside the coffin, under Amma's body, 12 cans of Kraft
cheese,
10 packets of Toblerone chocolates, 4 packets of badam, 4 packets of
pistas,
and 4 bottles of scotch. Please divide these among all of you. On
Amma's
feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10 ..these are for
Mohan.

Under those, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's
sons.Hope
the sizes are correct. The 6 pairs of Nike white cotton socks that Amma
is
wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. Amma is wearing 6
American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and the others are for
my
nephews. The 2 new Jeans that Amma is wearing are for Narayan and Unni.
The
Swiss watch that Rema wanted is on Amma's left wrist. Amma is also
wearing 6
Wonder Bras and 12 Victoria's Secret panties. Just distribute them
among
yourselves.

Yellamma Aunty, Amma is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that
you
asked for. Please take them.

Yours affectionately,

Rajlaxmi

rathee
December 29th, 2001, 12:54 PM
bhai kati gahan kasuta tha yo to....ji sa aa gya padh ke !!!