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utsedh
January 5th, 2002, 09:42 PM
After the grand failure of epic film 'Gandhi' at the box office,
Richard Attenborough appointed a committee of renowned and successful
Bollywood producers & directors. The committee members included:
K.C.Bokadia
Subhash Ghai
Keshu Ramsay
Ramanand Sagar
Manmohan Desai
XYZ (He wanted to be annonymous)
Kader Khan


It was decided that name of the film 'Gandhi' was not colourful.
Following names were suggested. Alternative names for film 'Gandhi'
Lathi Bani JWAALA
Charkha Gaye Geet Sunaye
Adventures of Kasturba & Mohan in South Africa
Khaadi Rang Layegi
GANDHI ki AANDHI
Deshpremi
Khaana Chhod Dunga
UJDA Chaman
Saabarmati ka Dulaara
Aatma aur Mahaatma
Mahatma No. 1
Charkhe ki Awaaz
Goray ki **** Pe Laathi Mar
Laathi se Ajaadi Tak
Gandhi No. 1
Mission Gandhi
Mei Mohan tu Kastur
Mere Mohan Pyare
Fatichaar
Kadkaram Mohanlal
Mei Khiladi, Aur Mohan Anaadi
1947, A love story
Meri Kasturba, mera Pyar
Pattgayi Kastur




It was also realized that the dialogues did not have that bollywood
fizz'. Following dialogues were suggested :
1.(Situation : First scene of the movie where Mr.Godse fires bullets
in Gandhi's chest)
Nathuram : isi din ka mujhe bachpan se intazaar tha,kamine, ab
bachke kahan jayega ?
Gandhi : ye lo - tumhare saamne seena taanke khada hun. himmat hai
to chala goli. Are, aisi goli ab tak nahi bani jo gandhi ka seena paarKare.
Nathuram fires...Gandhi dies on the spot.
Nathuram : Maa, maine tumhe diya hua vachan nibhaya hai. Ab tumhari
aatma ko shanti milegi.
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2.(Situation : Gandhi is being thrown out of train in South Africa
because he is black)
Gandhi : Ye kaisa insaaf hai bhagwan ? Suna tha bhagwan ke ghar der
hai, andher nahi. Ab tumhi meri laaj rakho bhagwan... (His baggage gets
thrown out of the train behind him. His mother's photo is smashed to pieces.
Gandhi looks at the photo, slowly his eyes turn red...his voice quivers...)
Gandhi : Yaad rakhna kutton, ek din isi gaon me aakar subko dekh
lunga, chun chun ke marunga, chun chun ke marunga.....
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3.(Situation : Kasturba is on her death bed, Gandhi is sitting
beside her)
Kasturba : Ek vachan do mujhe, tum doosri shadi karoge. Gandhi : Ye
kya kah rahi ho Kasturi, bhala tumhare bina ji paaunga main?
Kasturba : Mujhe kuch nahi malum. Aaj ye vaada karo mujhse. Tabhi
chainse marungi main.
Gandhi (tries to smile) are pagli, is umar me bhala mujhse shadi
kaunkarega?
Kasturba (laughs naughtily) : bas karo ji. Itna umar ka khayal hota
to us Meeraben ke peeche pagal na hote tum... Gandhi (suddenly realizes
that the conversation is taking a dangerous turn...): Achcha ab tum baat mat
karo. Doctor ne mana kiya hai...
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4. (Situation : Gandhi declares his umpteenth indefinite fast)
Kasturba : Aji sunte ho ? Khana taiyaar hai...
Gandhi : Maine kaha naa ! Nahi khana hai mujhe khana.. Kasturba :
Dekhoji ! Khane ne tumhara kya bigada hai ? Do rotiyan kha lo aur phir jaha,
jana hai chale jao. Main rokungi nahi. Aur dekho aaj maine tumhare liye
gaajar ka halwa banaaya hai... Gandhi (looks tempted) : Achha tum kahti ho
to kha leta hun.
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The commitee suggested that a songless and danceless movie will
never sell.
Following dance sequences were suggested:
1. A cabaret number by Huma Khan. This should be shown in order
to depict the lavish lifestyle of the British
2. A Choli dance sequence (pref. by Madhuri Dixit or
Urmila).The situation will be cultural festival in Saabarmati Ashram).
3. A dream sequence of Gandhi & Meeraben is desparately
needed. The lyrics could be "Main meera tu Mohan..." or " Tu mera,tu mera,
tu mera Satyavadi no 1."

rajeshsindhu
January 6th, 2002, 06:19 AM
Good one!! Utsedh. Keep it up!
Ek aadh jaataan ka bhi aande?!?!

utsedh
January 6th, 2002, 07:13 AM
Sandhu ji,

Thanks for comments.

Bhai jaatto per bhi kaafi jokes aate the mere pass per wo saare already yaha posted hai. per phir bhi agar koi naya yaad ayega tou jaroor post karunga. meri tou priority jaato ke jokes ki hi hoti hai.

- utsedh

rathee
January 6th, 2002, 10:50 AM
bhai utsedh kati kilkipaad tha yo to...er dance sequence ne to lath se-eh gaad diye...

rajeshsindhu
January 7th, 2002, 12:14 AM
Utsedh, bhai mere sirname ne kyun badal-a sae? Ye "Sandhu" nahin, "Sindhu" sae!
Though 'Sandhu' is also a Jat sirname.

-Rajesh Sindhu


Utsedh Kumar (Jan 05, 2002 08:43 p.m.):
Sandhu ji,

Thanks for comments.

Bhai jaatto per bhi kaafi jokes aate the mere pass per wo saare already yaha posted hai. per phir bhi agar koi naya yaad ayega tou jaroor post karunga. meri tou priority jaato ke jokes ki hi hoti hai.

- utsedh

utsedh
January 7th, 2002, 12:53 AM
Bhai Rajesh,

I am sorry for this actually i misspelled your sur name.

- Utsedh

naveenadalal
February 17th, 2002, 08:36 PM
???hello bahiya, bahut dino baad itni hasi aayi hai, per is committee mein aap apna nam to likhna bhool gaye , chalo next committee mein shamil karna na bhulna.

ab kahi aap gandhiji ke peechhe to nahi pad jaye ge, sardaro ne to mushkil se peechha chhudaya hai.


keep it up!