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shokeen123
January 5th, 2002, 10:03 PM
One day Tau Molhad got a guest at mid night. It was a big hastle to cook and serve the food that late. However, our inborn Jat hopitality prevailed, and Tau thought of a plan to serve his guest. This is how it goes:

Tau: "Haan Bhai roti to khawega?"
Guest: "Haan tau roti te khaani sain."
Tau: "Kitni roti Khaa liya kare bhai?"
Guest: "Tau teen."
Tau: "Tu... ???? teen roti khawega... lagta to nahin???"
(the guest thought that tau perhaps makes big rotis so two may be enough...)
Guest: "Tau do kha lungaa."
Tau: "Tu ....??? do roti kha lega lagta to nahin?"
(the guest thought tau must make reeeeeal heavy duty rotis, and besides it is too late, so why not settle for just one)

Guest: "Theek sai tau bus ek e kha lunga."

Our tau was waiting precisely for this moment...

Tau: "Ere mere yaar kyun ek roti pe haath sandwave sai..tadke ek roti faaltu kha liye!"

ompati
January 6th, 2002, 02:13 AM
Shashi ji,

Bahut badhiya jok tha. Lekin lagata hai ki Utsedh aap ki puri history pooch ke rawega.

Ompati


Shashi Shokeen Ravindran (Jan 05, 2002 11:33 a.m.):
One day Tau Molhad got a guest at mid night. It was a big hastle to cook and serve the food that late. However, our inborn Jat hopitality prevailed, and Tau thought of a plan to serve his guest. This is how it goes:

Tau: "Haan Bhai roti to khawega?"
Guest: "Haan tau roti te khaani sain."
Tau: "Kitni roti Khaa liya kare bhai?"
Guest: "Tau teen."
Tau: "Tu... ???? teen roti khawega... lagta to nahin???"
(the guest thought that tau perhaps makes big rotis so two may be enough...)
Guest: "Tau do kha lungaa."
Tau: "Tu ....??? do roti kha lega lagta to nahin?"
(the guest thought tau must make reeeeeal heavy duty rotis, and besides it is too late, so why not settle for just one)

Guest: "Theek sai tau bus ek e kha lunga."

Our tau was waiting precisely for this moment...

Tau: "Ere mere yaar kyun ek roti pe haath sandwave sai..tadke ek roti faaltu kha liye!"