rajeshsindhu
February 15th, 2002, 11:38 AM
Atal Behari Vajpayee, Gen Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are travelling together in a train. The train enters a tunnel and it is pitch dark. In the darkness one can hear a kiss followed by a resounding slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, it is seen that Musharraf is holding his hand to his cheek which has turned red with the slap.
"These Pakis are all crazy about Madhuri Dixit.. Musharraf must have kissed her and got slapped" - thinks Thatcher.
"Musharraf must have tried to kiss me, but kissed Thatcher instead and got slapped by her" - thinks Madhuri.
"Vajpayee must have kissed Madhuri and she has slapped me thinking it was I who did it" - thinks Musharraf.
And.. Vajpayee thinks to himself "Ahh... let the train enter another tunnel, I will make a kissing sound and slap the ******* again...."
When the train emerges from the tunnel, it is seen that Musharraf is holding his hand to his cheek which has turned red with the slap.
"These Pakis are all crazy about Madhuri Dixit.. Musharraf must have kissed her and got slapped" - thinks Thatcher.
"Musharraf must have tried to kiss me, but kissed Thatcher instead and got slapped by her" - thinks Madhuri.
"Vajpayee must have kissed Madhuri and she has slapped me thinking it was I who did it" - thinks Musharraf.
And.. Vajpayee thinks to himself "Ahh... let the train enter another tunnel, I will make a kissing sound and slap the ******* again...."