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ruchikarana
March 22nd, 2002, 02:18 PM
ek bar bangad ke ek gaam mein ek jaat ki lugai ghani khabbat thi(jo bolo uska ulta karti thi)
Jaat uste kati dukhi ho liya that to peecha choorane ki ek scheme ladai
ek din usne kahi -Khabbat Rand mei Ganga ji nahane ja raha hu tu mere gel matnya chaliya
Khabbat Rand Boli -Na mei to chaalongi
Jaat Bola -Re apne sath Lande Buld (Bel jisk pooch na ho) ko na lejaiya
Khabbat Rand-na mei to kati gel lejange
Jat- achha ib aa te gaye par gangaji mein nahan matna jaiya.
Khabbat Rand- na mein to jaange!
Jaat- Re main gehere pani me gota khane ja raha hu to mere peche na aaiyo
Khabbat Rand- Na mein te gail jaange!
Is tarah khabbat rand, lande buld ke sath pani me gayi aur dobne lagi
To jaat bola- khabbat rand Lande Buld ki pooch mat pakadiyo
Par khabbat rand eb bhi ke manne thi, us nei lande buld ki pooch pakatni chahi aur...wah ja re wah ja!!!!!

*our very own haryanvi version of the shrew
**tailess bullock-an important character in the story

guliya
March 22nd, 2002, 02:25 PM
ruchika ji aapne to dashing entry ki hai is site par, sansanee faila di

guliya
March 22nd, 2002, 02:41 PM
purii baat yo hai ki , jab khabt rand dub gayi, to sab log wa ko nadi ke bahaw ki taraf dhundne lage, par jaat use bahaw ke dosri taraf dhundne laga" logo ne bujhi bhai apni lugayi ko dusree taraf kyo dhund raha hai..
jaat bola" wo khabat rand hai , ulte bahaw ki taraf hi milegi"

rathee
April 5th, 2002, 11:08 AM
ruchika tanne to kati kamaal-eh kardiya, nyu ke doonda sa paad diya....er us pe lathh se gaad diye rohit ne....!!!

Baladan (OX) ki sun kati ghee sa ghal rhya se din-b-din jatland.com family badhti jaan laag rhi se....

on a lighter side,"ya pehli family se jiske badhan te jansankhya (population) na badhti, sirf pyar er bhaichara badhe se...:->"

sphougat
April 17th, 2002, 01:40 AM
Dear Ruchika,


Excellent!



Suresh

sphougat
April 17th, 2002, 06:56 PM
Ek bar do aadmi khet ma ta avan the.
Ek bolya bhukh lagi hai roti khaunga.
Dusra bolya tu paramte kha le na.
pehla bolya kit sa paramte.
dusra boya pher roti kit sa.

hahahahah

sphougat
April 18th, 2002, 04:47 PM
Bhai ek bude k ek a chorra tha.
ar budhi bhi jinda nahin thi.
woh chorra naukari bi karta aur khet bhi simhalata.
bude ne chorre ka baah (marriage) kar di.
bahu nurse thi. do balak ho gaye.
wah bahu roj hospital ma tan aa ka khat pe lot janti ar kanti mere bhadak laag rahi sai.
bude ka chhora, chaya banata, roti banata, dono balkana na simhalata. sara bhains ka kam karta. naukari te karni e thi.
baat ya sai, parivaar ka kam ka dhaka lagg raha tha. dukhi sukhi ho ke kam karen the.
budha ladke ne dekh ka bahut dukhi tha, ak uske chhore na bahu ka koi khass sukh nahin hua. par pher bhi sub khush the.
ek din ki baat sai, saanj ke saare ghar ma the ar mahilla utthan yojana aale aa gaye.
woh bole tau!
tau bolya han bhai.
hum mahilla utthan yojana aale san.
tau bolya, jate raho nahin te thari tang kaat dunga.
woh bole tau ke baat sai.
tau bolya tum k chaho so.
wo bolye, mahilla ko barabar right hone chahiyen.
Tau bolya, iska matlab, mera choora balak pada karan laag ja!!!!!!!!!
tum aade tan chale jau nahin te ghandasi mere dhore e sa!!!!!!!!!


hahahaha

khukuriwarrior
December 26th, 2005, 04:37 AM
nice one keep on rockin