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guliya
April 5th, 2002, 12:22 PM
ek bar jat college me ek jat ne chori pasand aa gayi. Jat ne koshish to bahut ki par bola na paya.
Uska ek dost tha usne jat mei himmat dee aur bola ki "chori ke pas ja excuse me bol aur apne man ki baat bol de"
jat chori ki dhore gaya aur bola "excuse me madam mei aap sei shaadi karna chata hu"
Madam ne bola nahi aur aage chalne lagi.
is par jaat bola" madam excuse me kahe rakhi hai jaogi nahe"

pardeephooda
April 5th, 2002, 06:23 PM
gulia sahab chaa gaye ho aap to.
"Excuse me sounds like a RaamBaan".
nice joke. keep it up

puneet
April 6th, 2002, 12:25 PM
Rohit sahab, EXCUSE ME, par ya joke to gana suthra sa tha.

guliya
April 8th, 2002, 10:17 AM
bhai loga ka pyar hai jo majboor kare sei suthre joke likne tai

rathee
April 8th, 2002, 12:58 PM
bhai tanne to kati chaale se paad diye...!!! ghana desi tha yo te....

guliya
April 8th, 2002, 01:12 PM
Rathee saab aap to purane khiladi ho is site kei, bus aashirwad chahiye aapka, desi pe desi dalta chalonga







Pradeep Singh Rathee (Apr 08, 2002 03:28 a.m.):
bhai tanne to kati chaale se paad diye...!!! ghana desi tha yo te....

rathee
April 11th, 2002, 02:09 PM
bhai aashirwad ke, teri gael te poori jatland.com se....bas rog sa kate ja...!!!

mbsd_4
May 7th, 2002, 06:37 PM
excuse me ka mehatev badha diya bhaisaab apne te.

guliya
June 7th, 2002, 11:26 AM
aur ghani cheezo ka mehatav badega - dekte jao!!

guliya
January 15th, 2003, 04:17 PM
o

indian
January 15th, 2003, 04:51 PM
Deswalji,
bilkoooool sahi kaha apne
Manu Balraj Singh Deswal (May 07, 2002 09:07 a.m.):
excuse me ka mehatev badha diya bhaisaab apne te.

akdabas
January 15th, 2003, 07:41 PM
HHKPPG...HHKPPG...

sujatadahiya
January 15th, 2003, 08:05 PM
Rohit ji ,
yo "EXCUSE ME" tai valentines day pe ghane chorya kay kaam avaiga .

jaatni
January 16th, 2003, 12:24 AM
hhkkpg!!!
sujata ji kati sahi baat kahi sai aapne!!!
EXCUSE ME!!!
ha ha ha

shalu11
January 16th, 2003, 03:33 AM
i agree with sujata ji .
anyway it was an nd joke really.

satyeshwar
March 12th, 2006, 06:57 PM
Bhai,
Is "excuse me" mein ke brake laag rhe sain ke?? hahahaa!! Katti andy tha yo te!
Actually, manne ek isa hi chutkula kuch dina pehle padha, te bhai Rohit tere is original ki yaad aa gi!

That other joke is here:
http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10708

jitendershooda
March 12th, 2006, 07:11 PM
Ha ha ha Bhai theek kahe tha jaat ....Satte bhai theek karya yo purana khod lyaae ...

spdeshwal
March 13th, 2006, 03:35 AM
Bhai jitu jat college mein te isse -2 aandi aur kubhaddhi baalak huya karte..

Yaad hogi na jib Noori film ki dhoom thi. aur jat college ke hostel mein-te saam ke tame ladadhu daal pee ke aur khes aud ke sehar ki taraf paidhal chaal padte aur cycle/ iksha mein anti-janti chhoriya-ne dekh ke khes mein muh de kai ruke mate chlya karte noori..noori, par aamna/saama hote hi passine chhutate...

sunitahooda
March 13th, 2006, 11:41 AM
Excuse Me Rohit issme excuse me to theekay theek tha par nu batao ak issme ND SAUDA ke tha???? Dekhiyo saare bura mattna maan jayiyo....manne bhi keh rakhi sai....:eek: issey issey tai aaj kaal ke kachi jamat ke balak sunaya karein sain....kyu bhal? wo nyu ak balkan tayi aur kimme chahe Maa-Baap sikhavein chahe na par ye jarur sikhaya karein sain- EXCUSE ME....SORRY....THANK YOU....ANGREJI KA GHANKHARA TOD INN MAIE SAI....:D :mad: :eek: :rolleyes:

jat-is-jat
March 13th, 2006, 01:19 PM
Excuse Me Rohit issme excuse me to theekay theek tha par nu batao ak issme ND SAUDA ke tha???? Dekhiyo saare bura mattna maan jayiyo....manne bhi keh rakhi sai....:eek: issey issey tai aaj kaal ke kachi jamat ke balak sunaya karein sain....kyu bhal? wo nyu ak balkan tayi aur kimme chahe Maa-Baap sikhavein chahe na par ye jarur sikhaya karein sain- EXCUSE ME....SORRY....THANK YOU....ANGREJI KA GHANKHARA TOD INN MAIE SAI....:D :mad: :eek: :rolleyes:

haam to saare kachi jamat ke saan. tu sai katti pakki jamat ki..
ooooo mahari PAKKI JAMAT ki madam. hahahaha@ pakki jamat:D :D tanne konya dikkhe isme ND SOUDA. Jab sare bhaiyan ne yo badia lagya to tere ke isne buddka bhar liya. hahahaha.....buddka......

jat-is-jat
March 13th, 2006, 01:21 PM
ek bar jat college me ek jat ne chori pasand aa gayi. Jat ne koshish to bahut ki par bola na paya.
Uska ek dost tha usne jat mei himmat dee aur bola ki "chori ke pas ja excuse me bol aur apne man ki baat bol de"
jat chori ki dhore gaya aur bola "excuse me madam mei aap sei shaadi karna chata hu"
Madam ne bola nahi aur aage chalne lagi.
is par jaat bola" madam excuse me kahe rakhi hai jaogi nahe"

BHAI GULIA.. BAHUTE BADIA OR SAAF SUTHRA CHUTKALA THA.

AAN DE OR BHI ISE-ISE

sunitahooda
March 13th, 2006, 05:00 PM
Aade ke dokkey lenn aaya tha....arr jibb inn nai kimme na jawab diya tai tere ke choorney se laddein sain....saaryan ka kyu thekka tha rya sai....apna aapa sangwa ley nai....arr meri jamat ka bera paat gya tai....ankhyan mai dheedh aa jyangi....GAGU @ DHEEDH....arr jaruri sai ak bhaiyan nai bhadiya lagya tai bebe har nai badhiya lage re Dumarkhiye....DEHI KA JHAUNK DAAT LE....killki @ jhauk......:D :D :D :D


haam to saare kachi jamat ke saan. tu sai katti pakki jamat ki..
ooooo mahari PAKKI JAMAT ki madam. hahahaha@ pakki jamat:D :D tanne konya dikkhe isme ND SOUDA. Jab sare bhaiyan ne yo badia lagya to tere ke isne buddka bhar liya. hahahaha.....buddka......

jatsrule
March 13th, 2006, 05:02 PM
Excuse Me Rohit issme excuse me to theekay theek tha par nu batao ak issme ND SAUDA ke tha???? Dekhiyo saare bura mattna maan jayiyo....manne bhi keh rakhi sai....:eek: issey issey tai aaj kaal ke kachi jamat ke balak sunaya karein sain....kyu bhal? wo nyu ak balkan tayi aur kimme chahe Maa-Baap sikhavein chahe na par ye jarur sikhaya karein sain- EXCUSE ME....SORRY....THANK YOU....ANGREJI KA GHANKHARA TOD INN MAIE SAI....:D :mad: :eek: :rolleyes:

oooh bijlli tu maan jya ne tanne comment karna jaruri hai.....tere khudd samjh ne aata to blle kyun hai ..........
ja ke aaram kar le bhuuki hogi.....kuch cha pi aa......
aare log tere te ghanne bor ho liye.....
:eek: :( :o :mad:

sunitahooda
March 13th, 2006, 05:23 PM
MANNE LAGE KAI DINA MAI GEDA MARYA SAI TANNE....JYAHEIN TAI TERI BIJJAL SI PAAT GI....BORE HO LIYE TAI HOYE PADE REHGE....JIBB BERA SAI AK BORE HONA SAI TAI KE BULLADH MOOTNA KARAN AAO SO....killki@ bulladh mootna:D


oooh bijlli tu maan jya ne tanne comment karna jaruri hai.....tere khudd samjh ne aata to blle kyun hai ..........
ja ke aaram kar le bhuuki hogi.....kuch cha pi aa......
aare log tere te ghanne bor ho liye.....
:eek: :( :o :mad:

keshavdahiya
March 14th, 2006, 06:33 AM
oooh bijlli tu maan jya ne tanne comment karna jaruri hai.....tere khudd samjh ne aata to blle kyun hai ..........
ja ke aaram kar le bhuuki hogi.....kuch cha pi aa......
aare log tere te ghanne bor ho liye.....


oohhhh MAKODDE er BHOOND ke hybrid tu parahne muh kya te kar rehya se..........nu laage se jyukar mehins naat rehi ho ki DHAAR KONI KAADHAN DYUN......hahahahhahha......tere tai manne kahi thi har ke chasme taar :mad: .........tere maarne sein..........hahahhahahhahahahha killkki GAGU©..
tu nyu sochta hoga ki tanne mein daraan laag rehya sun ya saachi marunga......hahahhahaha......hahahhaha killkki ™GAGU© marre yaar nyu bheh meh hi to swaad sei.............pant aali karan mein jo swaad se woh rehpta paadan mein na se........killkki...iib jya ke pant badal le.......kaal batlawange......nhaa ke, chasme taar ke aaiye baans thaa raakhi se tanne aaj aare........JINDA LHAASH:p :D

jat-is-jat
March 14th, 2006, 12:01 PM
oohhhh MAKODDE er BHOOND ke hybrid tu parahne muh kya te kar rehya se..........nu laage se jyukar mehins naat rehi ho ki DHAAR KONI KAADHAN DYUN......hahahahhahha......tere tai manne kahi thi har ke chasme taar :mad: .........tere maarne sein..........hahahhahahhahahahha killkki GAGU©..
tu nyu sochta hoga ki tanne mein daraan laag rehya sun ya saachi marunga......hahahhahaha......hahahhaha killkki ™GAGU© marre yaar nyu bheh meh hi to swaad sei.............pant aali karan mein jo swaad se woh rehpta paadan mein na se........killkki...iib jya ke pant badal le.......kaal batlawange......nhaa ke, chasme taar ke aaiye baans thaa raakhi se tanne aaj aare........JINDA LHAASH:p :D

oooo keshu... ya baat maani ke thaam comment badia kare so, par ek baat bata...... tham 3-4 jana ne oran ke chutkle accha kyon na lagte......... or thara ekka dekh kitna hai......... is chamchaddi pe comment hontai tere kidi si ladgi...hahahahha @ chamchaddi.....
This is not good, every body should be appreciated. If any body posting again & again faddu joke, then he/she should treated in your way.

downtoearth
March 14th, 2006, 01:24 PM
oooo keshu... ya baat maani ke thaam comment badia kare so, par ek baat bata...... tham 3-4 jana ne oran ke chutkle accha kyon na lagte.........
This is not good, every body should be appreciated. If any body posting again & again faddu joke, then he/she should treated in your way.hahaahha,,, arey dost dumarkhiyey,,,,,teri baaat jama saahi sey,,,,lakin tu apni chaatti pey haath dhar key bata dey,,,,,,,,muchhan mein key brake baandh rey sey,,, laath gaad diya,,,,etc,,etc... kad ka sunan laag rahya sey,,,,,yaar yein bahut puraaney joke sein,,,,, lakin pher thook dei sei aarey,,,,,,,,,aur bhai ,,, joke pey nirra haansan ka matlab koni hoya karda,,,, comments,,, nakal,,, mein bhi apna hi suaad sey,,,, yu asli HUMOR SEY,,,,,,aan dey ib tu koi kaankar paard joke,,,,,baaki teri waaa BAAJEY AALYAAN BARGEY,,,, merey ib laag yaad sei,,,,, nd thook diya thaaa taanney,,,,

sunitahooda
March 14th, 2006, 02:08 PM
Anrey HADDWARE KE SOOKHEY GIDDH:) ....nu kyukar kehdi ak humne auran ke chutkale na achey lagte....arr jai tanney nuay bina feryan ka khasam honay sai to pehlam mere saare purane chutkalyan pai comments padh kai aa pher girkaiye....jisne mera purana lagey wo manne kaho...manne jiska purana lagega to main bi kahungi....tu kyu bina matlab kalabaazi kar rya sai....


oooo keshu... ya baat maani ke thaam comment badia kare so, par ek baat bata...... tham 3-4 jana ne oran ke chutkle accha kyon na lagte......... or thara ekka dekh kitna hai......... is chamchaddi pe comment hontai tere kidi si ladgi...hahahahha @ chamchaddi.....
This is not good, every body should be appreciated. If any body posting again & again faddu joke, then he/she should treated in your way.

jat-is-jat
March 14th, 2006, 02:35 PM
hahaahha,,, arey dost dumarkhiyey,,,,,teri baaat jama saahi sey,,,,lakin tu apni chaatti pey haath dhar key bata dey,,,,,,,,muchhan mein key brake baandh rey sey,,, laath gaad diya,,,,etc,,etc... kad ka sunan laag rahya sey,,,,,yaar yein bahut puraaney joke sein,,,,, lakin pher thook dei sei aarey,,,,,,,,,aur bhai ,,, joke pey nirra haansan ka matlab koni hoya karda,,,, comments,,, nakal,,, mein bhi apna hi suaad sey,,,, yu asli HUMOR SEY,,,,,,aan dey ib tu koi kaankar paard joke,,,,,baaki teri waaa BAAJEY AALYAAN BARGEY,,,, merey ib laag yaad sei,,,,, nd thook diya thaaa taanney,,,,

RUPI....TERI BAAT BHI JAMA SAHI SE......... KAI CHUTKLE JAMA BAASI HO LIYE. PAR JO KOI BHAI NAYA NAYA JATLAND PE AAWE SE TO USNE JATLANDERS KE MIJAJ KI PURI JANKARI KONYA HONDI OR NA WO PURANI POST PAD PANDA. FER BICHARA KOI KAMJOR SA CHUTKLA LIKH DE TO THARI JADDA TALE DARDYA JAWE SE.
EK JANA USNE SANJHA DE..... LEKIN THAM 4-5 JANE JAMA LANGOT KASH LYO HO ARR USNE PANDA CHHUTANA MUSKIL HO JYA SAI.

BAAKI THAARI POST PAD KE KATTI KHOON BADH JYA SE...... LAGE RAHO NUE PITTAN NAYE BALKAN NE

KOI THAARE LEVEL KA YAAD AAWEGA TO JARUR SUNAWENGE.

keshavdahiya
March 14th, 2006, 02:57 PM
............ MIJAJ KI PURI JANKARI KONYA HONDI OR NA WO PURANI POST PAD PANDA. FER BICHARA KOI KAMJOR SA CHUTKLA LIKH DE TO THARI JADDA TALE DARDYA JAWE SE.
EK JANA USNE SANJHA DE..... LEKIN THAM 4-5 JANE JAMA LANGOT KASH LYO HO ARR USNE PANDA CHHUTANA MUSKIL HO JYA SAI.

BAAKI THAARI POST PAD KE KATTI KHOON BADH JYA SE...... LAGE RAHO NUE PITTAN NAYE BALKAN NE

KOI THAARE LEVEL KA YAAD AAWEGA TO JARUR SUNAWENGE.

ooooooo dost burra na mannne marre yaar bahut badi galti ho gi....er yeh bold letters mein matlana likhiye aage te......men te nyu hi godyan pe padd ke daya ki bhiik mangun sun.
tu khawe tu aage te tere coments ki baans bhi na sunghunga. marre yaar inmme hi to swaad se. jissa rupi ne kahi wahe baat se, lekin tere masterji ki baat samajh na aayi to bhai mein ke kahaun............
rahi baat mhaare level ka aawega...........hahahahhahhahahhaa :D.......usski hi to baat ho rehi se.....kad si aawega.....hahahhahhahahahha killkki
baaki rahi baat kiddi challan ki weh te chalengi bhai tu comment karke sekh le..........haatkke tere khetan mein daaanger handda dunga.......:mad:
hahahhahahhahahahhahaha killkki darr gya hoga tu bhi.......GAGU
nyu kitna badhiya hoga jib aare jatlanders ne ek dusrre mein te baans aawegi saare ache bhunde chutkalle post kerenge er bhittar e bhitter haans lenge...........lekin bhai mere/mhaare pe na datya ja killkki marre bina, dhuubi yeh comments boring joke ko interesting banane ke liye hote hain( hindi mein likh di hai yaa baat:eek: )
dude these comments are not intended to harm personal feeling...halki si angrezi bhi aawe se manne.........hahahhahhaha ™GAGU©...................
TERI RAGGING KHATAM............:( :( :o :o
ER BHAI JI NA JALA APNA........aage se aapko KAPIL JI KEH KE PUKAARA KARENGE, jaise hi aap aaoge ek badhiya sa comment aayega ...gurantted.........hahahhahahhahahaahhahhahhhaha h....iib muchan ne pinna lo kapil ji.....killkki pe killkki er killkki thamti e na bhai kapilji........™GAGU©

ratheetheraist
March 14th, 2006, 08:42 PM
oooo keshu... ya baat maani ke thaam comment badia kare so, par ek baat bata...... tham 3-4 jana ne oran ke chutkle accha kyon na lagte......... or thara ekka dekh kitna hai......... is chamchaddi pe comment hontai tere kidi si ladgi...hahahahha @ chamchaddi.....
This is not good, every body should be appreciated. If any body posting again & again faddu joke, then he/she should treated in your way.

oooooo bhai doom ................ rakhiye........................hahahahahahaha..... ....killkiiiiiiiii...........hahahah...........gag u@doom......:D:D

chall majak ki baat gai meryaar ......par yar choriyaan gellyan tu maada haa dhayaan raakhyaa kar ke kehwee saiiiiiiiii.............yar majak te jibbe bhoole jaya karen parr bhai koi issi baat na kar liye akk aade difference badh jaan ...........samjhaa kee raakass...........after all we shall hav sm respect 4 grls.............tu humne keh le le ke kehgaa julmiiiiiii..........oops.........kapiljiii....... .gagu@kapilji............hahahahaha:D:D