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amitdahiya
April 18th, 2002, 01:44 PM
A company of Paratroopers were practicing bad weather Jumps near Agra. Army officers of some foreign Army were also witnessing the large scale excercise during the monsoons. As luck would have it one of the parachutes did not open and the poor man fell from fifteen thousand feet deep into the soft monsoon ground. The officer of the Jat troops was a Parsi and along with the observers and the ambulances they rushed to the spot. When they got there they found the other Jats who had landed successfuly standing around smoking and laughing with tears in their eyes. The young officer was very angry at this desplay of indifference in the face of the death of their colleauge so he shouted in his best Hinglish hindustani.
"Hey tum kys karta? Tumhara Jaat wala tumhara Jat Bhai khatam ho gaya. Zameen kay andar paanch foot ghus gaya! tum usko bahar nahi khod ta, tum uskay liye dukhi nahi hota tum kaisa Jat hai.
At this desplay of public school anger one of the old timers a veteran of several thousand Jumps said
Janaab dukh toe humnay bhi Ghana seh. Lekin humnay hasi is khattir aa seh Ki is Mangay Ram ki khaas adat thi voh har ek baat ki ghani gehrayee mein jaya karta.

Amitdahiya

rathee
April 18th, 2002, 02:37 PM
bhai amit yo to tanne achha lath sa gaad diya...kati kilki paad tha yo te...!!! ise te aur bhi aan de...

sphougat
April 18th, 2002, 04:31 PM
Bhai Latt gaad diya,




hahaahhaa

shokeen123
April 18th, 2002, 05:19 PM
Amit:

Would it by any chance have anything to do with the famous phrase...? If so, you have given good food for thought for some of our hungry audeince! Thanks!

Sujata

rajeshsindhu
April 18th, 2002, 09:15 PM
"Saagar ki gaharaai mein jaane waalon ko hee motee milte hain. Kinaare par baethne waalon ko sirf maree hui machhliyaa milti hein."
-- Ramdhaari Singh Dinkar, the famous Hindi Poet/Writer.

sphougat
April 18th, 2002, 10:31 PM
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hahahaha

shokeen123
April 18th, 2002, 11:00 PM
Rajesh:

I don't think the author had intended the joke to be interpreted this way - but if this is only how some people can read, the joke may have lived up to it's reputation and more, by providing them with the feeding frenzy for their pernicious appitite.

Sujata

sphougat
April 18th, 2002, 11:12 PM
good one!

rathee
April 19th, 2002, 01:14 PM
saare aapas mein gutham-gutha ho rhe so...koye bechare maange ram ne bhi bahar kaadh lo...!!!

amitdahiya
April 21st, 2002, 11:58 AM
Bhai Pradeep
Yo Mange Ram bhi to katayee gair jimmaywaar paya. Jay uskay saaray saathi hus hus kar marjaaatay to kitna badda nuksaan ho sakay thaa. Maada is par bhi Gaur farmaiye bhai.
Amit


Pradeep Singh Rathee (Apr 19, 2002 03:44 a.m.):
saare aapas mein gutham-gutha ho rhe so...koye bechare maange ram ne bhi bahar kaadh lo...!!!

rathee
April 23rd, 2002, 11:58 AM
lyo bhai, ek maange ram marya er doosra paeda ho gya...

bhai amit tu kyun is maamle ki itni gahrayee mein jaake maange ram banan ki koshish kar rhya se....???!!

amitdahiya
April 23rd, 2002, 11:17 PM
Bhai Pradeep mainay to latth hi gadhya tha , tainnay to kabar hi khod dali katiye
Regards Amit

sphougat
April 24th, 2002, 06:15 AM
Bhai ke karan, gadan joge tahin ta kabar e khodani pade sai.


hahahaahahah


(joke only no attack)

mane ke berra, tu kisi andy ka bhatija ho.

hahahahahah


gin ke de liye bol tin so sath chaubare aali.
rah tane khole nahin kiwad dekh raha baat...

shokeen123
April 24th, 2002, 07:31 AM
Sorry folks, hope you will be able to put up with this stinker...

There are some deserving people on this site that I can put up with "all their arrogance" including, their verbal and intellectual arsenal, yet, there are others I wouldn't bother thinking about twice, let alone try explaining laws of common sense! They are unusual breed, hence referred to as incomprehensible! Their sole purpose on this earth is - well, everything but a purpose itself!

Sujata

shokeen123
April 24th, 2002, 07:59 AM
Amit,

Tu bhai eis Mangeram ka post-martam karva e de, varna eis site ke kuchh logaan ka jeena mushkil ho jyaga. So why not set them free!

Er haan, oos pe Pradeep (affectionately known as my bhateeja - see his aunt is from my hometown!) ki mohr jaroor lagwa diye, or else the humor section will not forgive you!

cheers!

Sujata

rathee
April 24th, 2002, 12:17 PM
bhua ram ram !

bahut bahut dhanyavaad....!!!

amitdahiya
April 24th, 2002, 01:13 PM
Bhai Pradeep
Mange Ram toe Amar seh. Jab Tainay itna gehra Gadh hee diya toe tu hi kar day is ka antim. Lekin Jattan ki kabr khodan walle par ek jabbardast Kissa seh tu kahay toe sunaoon?
Amitdahiya

rathee
April 26th, 2002, 01:14 PM
mere yaar ya bhi koye bujhan ki baat se...bas aan de !!!

keshavdahiya
March 17th, 2006, 05:01 PM
yu ND paa gya se............

ghanne faddu chutkalle sunn liye sein........
dekh lyo iib

jagmohan
March 17th, 2006, 05:45 PM
Humor is very important for the 'Fauji's'. Without Humor soldering becomes dull.

Let me tell you all a true incident. In many mountainous areas of our border, specially in the North East, air dropping of ration is resorted to, to help sustain troops posted in remote areas. Hard variety (Wheat, Rice, Pulses etc) are dropped freely and perishables (Meat, Vegetables etc) are para dropped.

During one such drop for a JAT Paltan, one of the Jawans was crushed under a freed ropped 'Atte Ki Bori' and he died on the spot. The Commanding Officer (CO) went to the spot with the Subedar Major (SM).

CO: Sahab, bahut bura hoya. Ib ek kaam karo, iske antim sanskar ki tyari kar lyo ar iske ghraan Tar (Telegram) bhijva dyo.
SM: Ke Tar bhijwana se. Log baag gaam mein haansi udavegein ak susra 'CHOON TALE DAB KE MARGYA'.

mittu
March 17th, 2006, 07:48 PM
Humor is very important for the 'Fauji's'. Without Humor soldering becomes dull.

Let me tell you all a true incident. In many mountainous areas of our border, specially in the North East, air dropping of ration is resorted to, to help sustain troops posted in remote areas. Hard variety (Wheat, Rice, Pulses etc) are dropped freely and perishables (Meat, Vegetables etc) are para dropped.

During one such drop for a JAT Paltan, one of the Jawans was crushed under a freed ropped 'Atte Ki Bori' and he died on the spot. The Commanding Officer (CO) went to the spot with the Subedar Major (SM).

CO: Sahab, bahut bura hoya. Ib ek kaam karo, iske antim sanskar ki tyari kar lyo ar iske ghraan Tar (Telegram) bhijva dyo.
SM: Ke Tar bhijwana se. Log baag gaam mein haansi udavegein ak susra 'CHOON TALE DAB KE MARGYA'.

yu to ghanna ae kasutta rassa ho gaya hoga! :D :D :D , bahut badiya thaa uncle ji.

keshavdahiya
March 17th, 2006, 09:21 PM
Humor is very important for the 'Fauji's'. Without Humor soldering becomes dull.

Let me tell you all a true incident...........

col. UNCLE kissi baat kardi yaa.......aan dyo aapki e to baat dekhan the ki aap bhi kimme kisse po dyo ge mhaare isse isse aan dyo aur........

jagmohan
March 18th, 2006, 10:31 AM
We all know how during WW II the Japanese had come rather close to capturing our NE Area. It was only the bravery of Indian Army and the Generalship of Field Marshal Slim that saved us. And when the INdian Army was gearing up for an offensive, a need was felt to drop Paratroopers behind enemy lines (For those of you who want to read a good military campaign, please read Defeat Into Victory by FM Slim).

In a Gorkha Paltan the British CO is asking for volunteers for such an advanture. He was aghast to see only about 80 soldiers volunteer out of around 600. He was furious and asked the SM to speak to the soldiers.

The SM explained to them that it was very safe to jump from the aircraft using Parachutes. The CO again asked as to how many soldiers would volunteer. ALL HANDS WENT UP.

Nahn samajh main aayi!!!! Arre vo 80 Gorkhay bagair Parachute ke kudaan ne tyaar thay......

Lagey raho...